Wednesday February 19, 2014
2:45 P.M.
Tampa, FL
Director: CUT! Dan, one more time! This time I want to feel the energy. I want to feel your excitement! Just act like you are doing a promo for EBWF… just less... douche baggish.
Daniel Rodimer: Douche Baggish? Mike you can't just walk around here making up words. [Rodimer laughed.] But I know what you mean. I know exactly what you are looking for!
Mike the Director: Yeah you better! [Smiled] And... ACTION!
Daniel Rodimer: Hello everybody, my name is Daniel Rodimer. You may recognize me from my time in WWE wrestling, or more recently, my time with EBWF. Enough about me, I want to talk to you for a second! Are you tired of living at home with your mom? Tired of her yelling at you to come to dinner when you know good and well you are not hungry? If you are looking to take that next step in life, come on down to Champion Home Lending. Now I know what you are thinking. “Daniel, I would love to own my own house, but my credit is just not good. Actually it's awful.” Well to you I would say, “No problem!” We can work with you and make your dreams come true whether your credit is jacked... or if your credit is whack! So come on down to Champion Home Lending, and tell them “The Big Deal” sent you!
Mike the Director: And CUT! Perfect Dan! Got exactly what we needed!
Michael Cole: Wow Dan that was a pretty nice glimpse behind the scenes there!
Daniel Rodimer: Dan? Who do you think you are calling me Dan? Peasants like you can call me Daniel Rodimer. Or the Big Deal. Whichever you prefer. Certainly not DAN! Friends call me Dan. What do your friends call you Cole?
Michael Cole: [Cole laughed.] Funny story actually...
Daniel Rodimer: Cole, we all know you have no friends! And you are right, that is a hilarious story! [Rodimer sarcastically laughed to himself while Michael Cole frowned and looked at the camera.] Now Cole certainly EBWF didn't send you here for me to make fun of you about your pathetic life. So what are you doing here?
Michael Cole: You aren't that smart are you? Obviously I am here to talk about your debut match at Fallout against MVP.
Daniel Rodimer: Cole, I never said anything about being the smartest person on the planet. Truth is, when you look this good, and you are this talented, you don't need to be very smart. You wouldn’t know this Cole and no one out in the EBWF universe would either, but looks can get you a long... long way!
Michael Cole: Nice to kn...
Daniel Rodimer: Cole, I am not done. Looks can get you a long long way, but they can only get you so far. For example, looks are the difference between the two of us right now. Because I look like this... [Rodimer loosened his belt around his waist and untucked his shirt from his pants and pulled his shirt up exposing his abs. While doing this he made his best sexy and I know it face.] And you look like that... [Rodimer pointed to Cole and the camera focused in on Cole who was still upset about the things Rodimer had said.] Is the reason we are where we are. It's why you are holding a microphone in my face begging to talk to me. And I am talking to you because it is my job! HOWEVER! Those looks only got me in to the EBWF. The talent that goes along with it is what is going to make me a winner here. See Cole, I have the looks and the talent. You, you are lucky you have a job here at all.
Michael Cole: Are you done Daniel? Can I do what I was told to come here and do? MY JOB!
Daniel Rodimer: The Big Deal doesn't like your tone Cole.
Michael Cole: Sorry Daniel, I apologize. It's just, I have been traveling a lot lately with EBWF... hell I just got off the plane to come see you... and I am exhausted. And hey, we may as well get along because we are going to be stuck with each other for a little bit longer.
Daniel Rodimer: Now I really don't like what you are saying, or how you are saying it! What exactly are you talking about Cole? Please don't tell me Mr. Ikeda sent you along with my personal jet to make sure I get to Italy for the Pay Per View...
Michael Cole: Indeed he did Daniel. Now I suggest we start over and try to get off on the right foot.
Daniel Rodimer: The only foot you need to worry about is my right foot Cole... and that it doesn't end up in your ass! [Rodimer was in Cole's face.] Now please tell me you are not going to follow me around the rest of the time until I get on that plane like you are some lost puppy!
Michael Cole: Unfortunately I have orders from my boss... It's my job for the next couple of days. [Cole smirked.] And like you said Daniel, I have a job to do.
Daniel Rodimer: Cole, if you ever use my words against me again... remember what I said about my right foot and your ass?
Michael Cole: Hey Daniel can I bum a ride? Apparently the vehicle we showed up in took off and I am supposed to get your thoughts on your match this weekend.
Daniel Rodimer: Are you serious? [Rodimer rolled the window up and unlocked the door. Cole opened the door and quickly jumped in.] Not a word in my car Cole! I mean it! [Cole closed the passenger door and the car sped off in the distance.]
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Friday February 21, 2014
10:08 A.M.
Parking lot of PalaLottomatica
Michael Cole: Yes Sir I understand, you don't want me to come in until I find Rodimer. Sir... Sir... I swear he was right there with me. We got off the plan together a couple days ago and I kept my eyes on him at all times. One second we are walking next to each other the next second he is GONE! [Yelling was heard from the other end of the conversation.] Sorry Sir, I am just a little upset about this. I told him to stay with me!
Michael Cole: Good one Rodimer! NOT! Where have you been? Do you realize you could have gotten me fired just now? [Cole approached Rodimer and began to poke Rodimer in the chest with his index finger every time he said the word you.] I thought I told YOU to follow me. I thought YOU could follow instructions. What are YOU, some kind of child?
.:: Rodimer grabbed Cole's finger with his left hand and twisted hard. Cole yelled in pain and tried to get out of the finger hold. ::.
Daniel Rodimer: I think someone has forgotten his place. How about I rip this finger off and feed it to the birds? Now you apologize and I will reconsider doing that.
Michael Cole: Sorry Daniel! Sorry! [Rodimer let go of Cole's finger. Cole took a moment to collect himself.] You know we are in Italy right?
Daniel Rodimer: Uhh, DUH Cole, check out the Lei's!
Michael Cole: [Shook his head.] Daniel, Lei's like that are popular in Hawaii, not Italy.
Daniel Rodimer: Cole, you think I don't know that! [You could tell by his voice that he really had no idea.] Last night, when we were walking around looking for the lame restaurant you wanted to go to I took a look to my left. Guess what I saw? Guess... [Rodimer cut Cole off who was going to take a guess.] I saw three Hawaiian girls having drinks at a packed bar. Cole, I looked too good to go anywhere with you. So I decided to run off without you knowing. I met up with those three girls, had some drinks, and needless to say... Your boy Rodimer got... wait for it... LAID! [Rodimer smiled and held his hand up in the air offering Cole a high five.]
Michael Cole: I am not going to fall for that one again Daniel. [Rodimer's smile went away and he lowered his hand.] Now can we please get down to busine...? [Rodimer cut Cole off again.]
Daniel Rodimer: Well Cole, I didn't come down here to get schooled by you. And I certainly didn't show up here to be left hanging! Especially by you. Man I hope that doesn't make the cut for the exclusive [Rodimer looked at the camera and lowered his sunglasses so you could see his eyes and he smiled.] No Cole, I am here today because my brilliant boss, Mr. Ikeda, called and asked me to come down here to film an interview promo with some loser.
Michael Cole: Daniel, you know that you are doing this interview with me.
Daniel Rodimer: You said it Cole, not me. You can't call me a bully for that one. Man Cole, you need to work on your self-esteem issues. How sad.
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4:37 P.M.
PalaLottomatica
Daniel Rodimer: So where we doing this Cole?
Michael Cole: We can do it right here Daniel.
Michael Cole: Ladies and gentlemen I am here with one of newest members of EBWF, “The Big Deal” Daniel Rodimer. [The camera zoomed out to show Rodimer standing next to Cole.] Daniel in less than 48 hours you make your much anticipated EBWF debut against MVP. Can I get your current thoughts?
Daniel Rodimer: Honestly Cole, I am currently thinking about those Hawaiian sisters I met last night. Eh? [Rodimer nudged Cole’s arm with his elbow.] No but to be serious Cole, I am extremely confident and ready for this match. A lot of people out there probably think I would be nervous. [Rodimer raised his fingers to make quotation marks.] “Aren’t you nervous about this being your first match in EBWF? You have no idea what the competition here might be like.” [Rodimer put his hands down.] When it comes to in ring ability I know what I bring to the ring with me. You all have no idea because you have never seen me wrestle before. I have been training in the ring for the past couple of years with some of the best wrestlers in the World, simply getting ready for this moment! MVP does not compare to the ones I have been in the ring training with. If anything, MVP needs to be nervous because he has no idea how advanced my wrestling skills are. I have looked at MVP’s matches in the past. I know what he brings to the ring. He can try to go back and find film of me in the ring, but there is one problem with that. Since the last time I have been in the ring in a televised match I have completely changed up my approach. I am a young stunning steed. MVP? He is an old run down dog. And well Cole you know what they say about old dogs… You can’t teach them new tricks. So yeah, I know exactly what MVP is capable of in the ring.
Michael Cole: You say your competition doesn’t make you nervous, what about the fact that your debut match comes at a huge Pay-Per-View, Fallout, which just so happens to be the final Pay-Per-View before WrestleMania?
Daniel Rodimer: Cole I don’t expect you to understand this, but when you look as good as I do, and you are as talented as I am in the ring, nervous is not a word in your vocabulary. No, Cole, I am certainly not nervous. However, I will admit that there is a little extra added weight on my shoulders for that very reason. I know that I have only a few opportunities to show management here that I deserve a spot on the most prestigious card in wrestling. But Cole I knew that walking in to this situation. I had the choice to wait until after WrestleMania to make my debut. I told Mr. Ikeda no way, I wanted to make my debut as soon as possible. [Rodimer smiled.] I knew from watching at home that EBWF was missing some… pizazz! [The smile faded away as he again got serious.] MVP listen to me. Because I know I only have a few chances to impress, you better brace yourself for a beat down! I cannot simply come out to the ring and beat you 1, 2, 3. No I need to destroy you. I know I only get one first impression, and I plan on making the most of that impression at Fallout!
Daniel Rodimer: I want to make one thing very clear before I go. This is nothing personal MVP. You just so happened to be choses as my first example. What I do to you in that ring Sunday night I will do to every opponent of mine that has the misfortune of stepping in it with me. Sunday night MVP, when you are limping out of the ring and to the locker room, spread to word to the boys in the back. Let them know that The Bid Deal is finally here in EBWF. And let them know that he is the man!
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