Damien Sandow: Really? You have a match this week against a game opponent and you are sitting in here watching Animal Planet like a six year old?
Daniel Rodimer: First of all, I take offense to that! There are plenty of adults that watch Animal Planet. It’s not always directed to children. I mean, do you think children would be interested in Big Foot? A big hairy creature walking around their neighborhood just looking for something or someone to kill? I don’t think a kid would like to hear about that. [Daniel didn’t pause to breathe as he continued to get excited.] I mean honestly Damien. I heard a story once about a kid who did see a Big Foot. He watched that big foot grab his dog and tear it apart right down the middle. What sick person in their right mind would think that a child would want to watch something like that? Then one time I heard them tell a story about a big foot that would stand in people’s yards and look in to their windows and watch them undress and what not getting ready for bed. Kids don’t like doing things like that. At least most don’t. I remember whenever I was six years old, most kids my age didn’t even want to talk to girls. They didn’t want to get the cooties! Not me though, ever since I was able to crawl I have been a teat sucking, lady loving super jock.
Damien Sandow: Whoa, Whoa, Whoa! I didn’t mean to get you going on that tangent. I was just trying to give you some trouble because you weren’t preparing for your match. I didn’t want to open THAT can of worms.
Daniel Rodimer: Not getting ready for my opponent? Did you not just hear a word I said? A hairy creature that walks around places where it isn’t wanted. The same creature that targets lesser creatures, so he can have an easy time at winning. A cowardly beast that stalks women and watches them undress? Can you not follow what I am saying here Damien? If anything I am over preparing for my match this week because I just described Sami Zayn to perfection. Oh perfection, something very few superstars know anything about these days. Me though? I get a chance to see it every time I watch my own matches to see what I can improve on. But that is not what is important; allow me to get back to Sami Zayn. Sami walks around backstage and everyone in the arena hopes he doesn’t stop to talk to them. Between the sweat on his body and the hair on his chest, you get some kind of gross hair clump all over his body. Nobody wants to talk to that. And sure he has been impressive in his short time here in EBWF, but how impressive? Who has he beaten really? Has he beaten anyone close to the likes of The Man, Daniel Rodimer? Ha! Please!
Damien Sandow: I am liking the confidence you are bringing this week Daniel…
Daniel Rodimer: Not only that Damien, but who does this guy think he is? I mean if anyone in this company has it right it is you. You make these people earn your respect. Not the other way around. We shouldn’t have to earn anyone in the EBWF crowd’s respect. We are the ones they paid to see. We should already have their respect because they know that not one of them is ever going to be doing what we do week in and week out and in my case they know they will never look as good as I do in my wrestling attire. This guy, Zayn, must feel like he has something to prove to these ignoramuses!
Damien Sandow: Hey now, that is my thing!
Daniel Rodimer: What kind of a lame guy has to come out here and thank and beg for the people’s cheers? I mean last week did you hear what he said? He was thanking them for cheering him and then even asked if they approved of his skills. You know what that sounds like to me? That sounds like someone who very insecure with themselves. [Rodimer paused for a moment.] We go out there every week and we tell these people what they like to see. If they don’t like what we are doing at first, by the time we are done they are going to like it. And if they don’t like it then who cares? We still know that we put on the best show they are going to see in that given night. If they don’t like it there is something wrong with them. Not the other way around.
Damien Sandow: Calm down big guy!
Daniel Rodimer: No Damien! I am sick and tired of these guys who don’t even belong here in the EBWF making jokes at my expense. Every single time they hear they have a match with me all they do is question who I am. “Daniel who?” they say. And, “Does that make you money.” Let me tell you something Sami Zayn. You don’t need to worry about what makes this company money. You don’t need to worry about who Daniel Rodimer is. Because I can personally guarantee you after this week’s match with you everyone is going to know who I am. They are going to know my name, and they are going to know that I am THE man! I have proven myself match in and match out that I belong in this company and I can hang with anyone in that ring. You are not the first one to question my skills Sami, but unfortunately for you, you are going to be the last. I am sick and tired of being underestimated and over looked. I am going to bring everything to the ring with me that I have learned from Sandow and my past experiences. You had it easy last week Sami. I hope you enjoyed that time. Because this week will not be nearly as easy. I predict you are in for the fight of your life.
Damien Sandow: I don’t know where this is coming from but I like it. Bring this to the ring every week and you have all the potential in the World my friend.
Daniel Rodimer: Oh I am not done yet my well-endowed brainy friend. I want to tell Sami Zayn one more thing. Keep focusing your time and attention on AJ Styles. Keep focusing on a guy who isn’t even a part of this company anymore. The more time you think about him the less time you are giving me any respect or consideration. Monday night when you step in to the ring with me Sami you will realize the mistakes you have made this past week. You will realize that I am someone to be reckoned with. You will realize that I am Daniel Rodimer, and I AM THE MAN!
.:: Rodimer stood up from the end of the bed and slammed the remote control down on the floor. He reached down and grabbed the bag he had already packed and him and Sandow walked out of the room slamming the door behind them. ::.