Various shots of in ring carnage provided by the one man wrecking ball known as Ryback was played as the camera panned backwards to reveal it was being displayed on a monitor backstage within an arena. Watching this was none other than Tyler Breeze who seemed to be studying the action intently. Well manicured fingers gently stroked at his chin as he nodded along with the large, muscular man tearing through a series of hapless opponents. When it was finally time to give his expert analyses, Tyler had this to say:
Tyler Breeze: ..Ew..
The King of Cuteville quickly turned his attention back to his phone, covered in blue colored fur and back to his favorite subject: himself. He smiled at what he saw.
Tyler Breeze: Gorgeous.
Renee Young stood nearby as her eyes glanced about, awaiting when Tyler would be ready to conduct his scheduled interview. But everyone knew by this point that Tyler Breeze was not one to cater to the needs of others. His number one priority was himself and everyone else was insignificant.
Renee: Ahem.
Tyler Breeze: I'm very aware that everyone considers you to be 'cute' but cool just cool it, okay? You aren't cute. Especially when I'm in the room. I'm prettier than you and the whole world knows it so shush.
All this was said without even giving a glance to the perky, young interviewer. After a charismatic twirl, the model finally gave at least some of his attention to Renee
Tyler Breeze: You may begin.
Renee Young: Ah, well, thanks and I guess I'll get right to the point. You are going to be facing Ryback tonight and it would appear as though you're doing some scouting on one of the strongest men on the EBWF roster.
Tyler Breeze: Oh, is that what it looks like? Does it? Does it really, Renee? Because I'm not. I just wanted to see if Ryback was truly as hideous as he appears to be on television. The answer is a resounding "YES". The Big Guy? More like..The Big Ugly Guy.
Satisfied with his razor sharp wit, Tyler ran a hand through his hair was taking a few selfies that would surely set instagram ablaze
Renee Young: You two are about as opposite as you can get. Appearance wise and even ability and wrestling styles.
Tyler Breeze: Beauty and the Beast is a very accurate comparison. But do you remember what happened to that uggo Beast? He got stabbed and thrown off a roof by someone who was pretty and good looking. History will repeat itself.
Renee Young: So..are you talking about Disney's Beauty and the Beast?
Tyler Breeze: Yes, obviously.
Renee Young: Well..yes, the Beast DID get stabbed but he wasn't thrown off of a roof exactly. He threw the guy who stabbed him off a roof. And..are you saying you're going to kill Ryback?
The Gorgeous One slowly peeled his eyes away from his phone and sneered at Renee
Tyler Breeze: First off, don't ever correct me. You've never seen the exclusive directors' cut that's only given to famous and beautiful people. And, secondly, no, Renee, I'm not going to kill Ryback. I would go to jail and we all know I'm too pretty to go to jail. I'm not going to stab that big, ugly, bald headed, snaggletoothed..thing. I'm merely going to walk out to the ring, in style, and outclass him and I'm going to do it very quickly. Do you see what he wears to the ring? An airbrushed singlet. AIRBRUSHED. That is so..well..never. Airbrushed anything has never been cool. Do you know who also wore airbrushed outfits? Buff Bagwell. And he's dead.
Renee Young: Buff Bagwell isn't d-
Tyler Breeze: Again? Honestly? Do you not LIKE being employed? The owner of this company, whatever there is name is, will take one look at this footage, see how unhappy you're making me and send you on your way. I don't like being flustered before a match. Now why don't you kindly shoo and learn how to properly apply your makeup, hm? I've got to prepare to rearrange Ryback's already nightmare inducing features and talking to you is wasting all of my gorgeous energy.
It didn't matter if Renee would have asked another question to Tyler or not. From that point forward he was in his own world. A world where nothing else mattered but his own stunning good looks. Renee backed away as Tyler snapped a few more pictures of himself with his expensive phone and was quite pleased with the results.
Ew.
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