Bubble Trouble

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To understand one's opponent is a key way to achieve victory. If you get inside of their head than the easiest part is already accomplished. Sometimes you need to step inside their world to completely conquer them. As such, EBWF's lone export from Australia, Emma, was doing some studying on A.J. Lee. This was her upcoming opponent and a victory over her was crucial in displaying dominance in a hungry Women's Division. A.J. seemed like a complex sort of wrestler but she did take great pride in being called a "Geek Goddess" and if she truly was a geek that must have meant that she was completely into comic books, right? If not she was a SHAM. Tons of issues of various super hero funny books were spread out in front of Emma upon a table in her locker room. The blonde with all of the right dance moves stared at the pages intently with a hand resting on her cheek in silence. Finally, after moments of no activity, she threw her hands upwards. In frustration

Emma: I don't understand ANY of this stuff!

She looked completely exhausted with her reading material.

Emma: If you were bitten by a radioactive spider you would DIE! Or at least your arm would fall off! And if this guy turns into a big, green fellow then why don't his pants rip off when he transforms?! And why is he running around in purple slacks anyway?! He's supposed to be a scientist!

Emma buried her hands over her head and sighed deeply

Emma: No wonder A.J. is so cracked out of her mind. These things really do rot your brain! I..I need something..

The ever so graceful Diva shot to her feet and closed her eyes. As if provided by some unknown force, The Gap Bands "You Dropped A Bomb on Me" began to play and Emma displayed those 'interesting' and 'unique' dance steps she's known for.

Emma: Ah! Now I feel focused.

Plopping back down into her chair, the music cut abruptly and Emma was back to her studies

Emma: Hm. I suppose I should be careful here. A.J. is quite well known after all. She's accomplished quite a bit. Although, she's a bit on the runty side. But spider monkey's are runty too and I wouldn't want to run into one of them in a dark alley. Ha!

A thought sprung into Emma's head and she pounded a fist into her palm

Emma: That's precisely where I have her! A.J. isn't graceful at all! Not like me! In fact, I've never even seen her dance before! Not once! She's not into the groove OR the rhythm of the night..

Emma performed a sitting version of her quirky little hand-chop, gyrations

Emma: Oh! Her partner Paige? Ha again! No one from England knows how to dance! Except..

She began to scratch her chin before gasping

Emma: Mick Jagger! He's from England! And he has the MOVES! There's a whole song about it! Agh!

Emma tugged down on her long, golden hair

Emma: My fatal mistake! ..But..but..it's okay. I'm not wrestling Paige. I'm wrestling A.J. Unless Paige has been giving her tips?!

The look of urgency returned

Emma: ..It's alright. No big deal. Nothing to worry about. They can't even handle what I'll bring to the ring on Warfare! All A.J. has is..

Lifting up a random comic, she flipped through the pages.

Emma: 'The Fantastic Four' ..This man is made of rocks! Or bricks! I can't tell! How does he poop?!

This pressing concern was directed towards the fictional character 'Ben Grimm'. It was then that Emma slowly noticed something.

Emma: Oh! Hey! A camera! A camera has been here the whole time! Whew. That saves me a lot of time. Hello camera man who entered my locker room without me knowing or even knocking first!

Emma waved cheerfully and rose from the table again.

Emma: Now that you're here I can talk directly to you and directly to A.J.!

A finger was cast towards the lens

Emma: 'Ello there, A.J. Lee! The two of us have a bit of business to take care of! Technically I've already beaten you and Paige a few weeks back at the pay per view! Well, by DQ, but still! If you two weren't in the picture, Alexa and I would be tag champs right now! So for getting in the way and mucking things up, I'm gonna give ya an ol' fashioned beat down! And if Paige wants a go I'll kick her pale, gloomy self all over the ring too! My EMMAcrats want EMMAtainment and I'm gonna give it to 'em! You like comics A.J.? Well, I've got one for ya! It's called the 'AMAZING EMMA'! Issue number one! Featuring a full display of my super powers! Mint condition! Emma overcomes the bad guy!

Emma leaned in closer to the camera

Emma: Spoiler alert: You're the bad guy that the Amazing Emma overcomes! And when it's all said and done, I'm gonna dance, dance, dance all the way to victory!

Frantic dance moves ensued and the camera man had to back away from being struck by those rhythmic disasters