Puppet Shows and Mermaids

[Chloe]

Todd Grisham: I'm Todd Grisham and...

~The interview stood backstage where a puppet stage was positioned. The red curtains opened and Kaitlyn stood inside of the shabby looking prop. Her hands were covered by a pair of puppets. On her right hand was a British gentlemen with a top hat, tuxedo and monocle. On the other was a furious looking carrot with clenched teeth and bushy eyebrows.~

Todd Grisham: I'm confused.

Kaitlyn: About what? I'm facing Layla in the the Queen of the Ring, right?

Todd Grisham: Well, yes, that's right.

Kaitlyn: And she pals around with Taka and Funaki and they do a really shoddy job of lip synching. So I thought I would show them how it's done. Isn't that right, Mr. Jolly Bottom?

Mr. Jolly Bottom: My interest in nautical happenstance has been quite loquacious as of the past fortnight.

~Kaitlyn moved the puppet around and her lips didn't seem to move at all when it spoke.~

Mean Ass Carrot: GRAH! I'M A CARROT! FEED ME SOULS!

~Once again, Kaitlyn was apparently an amazing ventriloquist.~

Mr. Jolly Bottom: The magnificence of this conversation is quite stimulating, is it not?

Todd Grisham: Ah, so, if you manage to defeat Layla and win this tournament, you will have to face your good friend and partner: A.J. Lee. Are you prepared for that to happen? Will the Women's Title drive a wedge between you?

Mean Ass Carrot: A.J. would completely beat my ass!

~Kaitlyn shot a glare downwards and reached back to kick something which caused a thud sound.~

A.J. Lee: OW!

~A.J.'s head popped up from behind the curtain and she glared at Kaitlyn. It was obvious that she was providing the voices of the puppets.~

Mr. Jolly Bottom: This hulking brute clearly has no manners!

Kaitlyn: HULKING BRUTE?!

~Kaitlyn looked to get ready to argue with the puppet before remembering who was speaking for it. She shoved A.J's head back down where she was heard protesting in a muffled voice.~

Kaitlyn: Technical difficulties.

Todd Grisham: In any event...

Kaitlyn: So I've got Layla, right? And she's the Sky High Champion? And she has her two little minions trailing along with her, hm? Well, I'm definitely stronger than she is. And I didn't trade my voice for a pair of legs to an octopus witch either.

Todd Grisham: ...Wait, what?

Kaitlyn: The Little Mermaid, Todd! It's obvious that Layla is in the same situation. She used to live beneath the ocean until she saw some fine guy, and no I do NOT mean The Miz, and swapped her voice for human legs. She's Ariel. Except she's a completely different race. And different hair color. And they don't look anything alike. But it's safe to say that I'm going to beat up a Mermaid this week. And Taka is Sebastian and Funaki is Flounder.

A.J. Lee: (poking her head out) Under the water! Under the water! You really oughta, come live under the water!

Kaitlyn: Those lyrics are all wrong. That is a very poor rendition of a Disney classic.

A.J. Lee: You're mom is a poor rendition of a Disney classic.

Kaitlyn: You know my mom and you know that is, in fact, not true.

~Kaitlyn used her puppet covered hands to shove A.J.'s head back down~

Kaitlyn: So, anyway, if I'm a Disney character I am definitely...I dunno...Mufasa from Lion King? He's pretty bad ass. James Earl John's looks tough. He's also Darth Vader so he's a jedi lion? Definitely could kill a mermaid.

A.J. Lee: Mufasa dies.

Kaitlyn: Well does Darth Vader die?

A.J. Lee: Uh. Yes.

Kaitlyn: You're going to die in a minute!

A.J. Lee: (mocking voice) You're going to die in a minute.

Kaitlyn: You're rude and this conversation is over.

A.J. Lee: (mocking, nasally voice.) You're rude and this conversation neh-neh-neh-neh.

~Todd begins to back away once they both begin to use a puppet to argue with one another.~

[Juan Ramirez]

1. For a moment I thought that carrot puppet was related to Ryback?
2. LOL.

As usual, I can't get enough of your RPs :). Good work!