Path to Gorgeous

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There was a look of terror upon the ridiculously good looking face of Tyler Breeze. The camera was currently on extreme close up mode on his features, and even when he was afraid he was still better looking than the vast population of planet Earth. A gulped formed in his throat and he softly bit down on his lower lip.

Tyler Breeze: ..I..cannot..believe this..

A deep exhale passed through his lips and he began to rub a couple of fingers at the side of his head. He was stressed and it was very apparent. A hand came to a rest on his cheek and he shook his head slowly in complete dismay.

Tyler Breeze: Someone please tell me this isn't true. Tell me it's some kind of nightmare.

The camera panned backwards to reveal that the arrogant super model was sitting in a chair that was very reminiscent of his pre-match jackets. It was covered in white and black colored fur, exactly the same kind as the sleeveless, open jacket he was wearing currently. Also the same kind as his phone cover, the device resting in his lap. Immaculate, lush fur, simply nothing else would do. There were two blonde's standing at either side of him, twins, who were both very pretty..but they didn't come close to Tyler, of course. They weren't even in the same universe. Both of the tall young women were dressed in fashionable teal dresses but, as you can expect, they weren't as fashionable as Tyler either. They knelt down at either side of him and placed calming hands onto his shoulders.

Twin #1: I'm afraid it is, Tyler.

Tyler Breeze: ..No..no..

He pulled up the collar of his jacket and turned his head dramatically, trying to hide his face.

Twin #2: You can overcome this, Tyler. We know you can.

Renee Young: I suppose this is a fairly standard reaction to having to face someone as skilled as Daniel Bryan but don't you think you're overdoing it a bit?

The twin's shot a nasty glare up at the interviewer and Tyler remained inconsolable. He placed the back of his palm across his forehead. It was now made clear that these events were taking place in Breeze's locker room.

Tyler Breeze: All things considered, I think I'm rather composed.

Renee Young: Daniel Bryan IS an amazing wrestler but--

Tyler Breeze: Wait. Shut up for a minute.

With a brow quirked, Tyler slowly rose to his full sitting height, no longer in a slouch, and gave Renee a look of disbelief.

Tyler Breeze: Do you..think I'm worried..because Daniel Bryan is a 'GOOD' wrestler?

Renee Young: Well, what else could it be?

Tyler Breeze: I don't want to wrestle Daniel Bryan because he's so UGLY.

The twins opened their mouths and stuck out their tongues, pointing to them to further drive the point home. Tyler turned to them and smirked.

Tyler Breeze: She thought I really cared that he knows how to apply a few holds. Honestly. What an idiot.

The girls giggled and Renee didn't look terribly pleased as her eyes narrowed. She motioned to the surroundings, a locker room more than likely unlike anyone else on the rosters. It was decorated in a lavish fashion, suitable for a world known Super Model.

Renee Young: I see that you don't dress with the rest of the talent either..

Tyler Breeze: There are a few reasons for that. First off, it would be completely gross. Secondly, I imagine that the rest of the roster would become very insecure if they had to compare themselves to me every week. They would walk-out and there wouldn't be a show. Also, did I mention how gross it would be? Because it would be incredibly gross. Sickening even.

Renee Young: Well, some people are saying that you aren't delivering enough to be granted these special privileges.

Tyler froze for a moment but soon began to chuckle

Tyler Breeze: Oh, Renee. Simple, plain, Renee. Who is saying things like that? Oh. I know. The jealous ugly people you surround yourself with. At this very moment, I should be a champion. But I got put into a stupid match with five other people. I didn't get pinned. How in the world can that be considered a loss for me?

Renee Young: Those are the rules of a Six-Pack challenge.

Tyler Breeze: Oh, yes, because I so DESPERATELY wanted to be put into a match that makes you think of the cheap beer all of the uggo fans that fill these arena's drink. Point is, I didn't lose. Damien "I don't know how to tan, and my beard is stupid, and I have a muffin top" Sandow call it a victory if he would like but that is terribly incorrect. However, I'm not going to dwell on the past. I am onto bigger and better things. Namely, the PTG Championship. The Path..to Gorgeous.

Renee Young: That's..not actually what it's called.

Tyler Breeze: It is now. I'm going to win it and when I do I'm going to officially rename it.

Renee Young: You are going to have to get past Daniel Bryan in the first round of the tournament and I don't think that's going to be a very easy task.

Tyler held up his palms after a shiver went running it's way down his spine.

Tyler Breeze: Can we PLEASE stop saying his name? I have a feeling if we keep saying it, he's going to pop out of a closet or something like some kind of demon. A goat demon. Seriously. Let me wrap my gorgeous brain around this for a moment. Daniel Bryan is considered one of the best in-ring performers in the world. Correct?

Renee Young: Correct.

Tyler Breeze: A submission expert. Skilled at striking. Positively dangerous from every angle and every aspect.

Renee Young: You would be hard pressed to find anyone who would argue with that description.

Tyler Breeze: And THAT is what someone thinks would look good on a billboard? That short, hairy, ugly..thing?! Does Daniel Bryan wear plaid? I bet he wears plaid. An indescribable amount of plaid. Can you even imagine having to wear anything plaid? Ever? For any amount of time? And he does so WILLINGLY?

Tyler's pair of assistants covered their ears upon hearing the hellish nightmare that he described and shook their heads back and forth.

Renee Young: You surely aren't the first person who has doubted Daniel Bryan because of his appearance. He's fought long and hard, all over the world, to prove how accomplished he really is.

A smirk that could be described as devious slowly began to appear on Tyler's face.

Tyler Breeze: Wait. Hold on a moment. Are you trying to tell me that a short, ugly, unspectacular person has been told these things their entire life and now they have a chip on their shoulder?

He howled with laughter. Gorgeous laughter.

Tyler Breeze: You just described most of the planet, Renee! So Daniel Bryan, like so many other common people, has had to fight and struggle all of his life? Awww.

A photogenic, mocking pout was flashed.

Tyler Breeze: I've never had to fight for anything. I've never struggled a day in my life. I can't relate to Daniel Bryan. THANK GOD. Do you mean to tell me that any of the qualities Daniel Bryan has somehow makes him better than me? Please don't make me laugh again. The only chance Daniel Bryan has of defeating me is if my beautiful eyes melt out of my head after having been in such close proximity to him. I won't be beaten by a scruffy, mangy, animal of a man. He had better not even DREAM of putting me in that submission hold of his.

Delicately, he grazed a few fingers along his cheek

Tyler Breeze: Can you imagine a face this pretty being placed into that hold? He would be arrested or even shot on sight for crimes against humanity. The same goes for my gorgeous arms, my gorgeous legs and every other part of my gorgeous legs. They are all strictly off limits. Off-limits to dirty little hobgoblins..

Despite the threat of Bryan's razor sharp submission game, Tyler still seemed as smug as ever.

Renee Young: As we established, he's got some mean strikes to. What are you going to do if he catches you in the face with one of his kicks?

A loud gasp escaped Tyler's chest at the mere thought of something so criminal.

Tyler Breeze: He had better not. If he so much as grazes this face..

The darker, more angry look that Tyler showed last week when attacking one of his assistants flared up again.

Tyler Breeze: I won't be held responsible for what I do to him. I will not hold back. I will forget that he's beneath me in every aspect and beat him like the dog that he is.

The female assistants looked on in concern before Tyler replaced that rage with his quirked brow and pursed lips. They sighed in relief.

Tyler Breeze: But let's not talk about that. Let's talk about the only thing that truly matters. The thing all of my WannaBreeze are begging for. Tyler Breeze: CHAMPION. Daniel Bryan will merely be the first uggo stepping stone on my stunning and beautiful..Path to Gorgeous.

Tyler's phone had been absent for the majority of this promo but it made an appearance now. It was lifted in front of his face and he was taking a one way trip to selfie-city. Renee realized that there was still point in trying to get anything out of Tyler once he got so wrapped up and enamored with himself. She backed away as Tyler looked at his digital reflection and his two lovely assistants, whispered words of confidence and compliments into his ears.