A wall featuring colorful graffiti featuring of tons of different hip-hop icons covered the screen. Warfare was taking place in Brooklyn, New York this week but when one thought of Alexa Bliss, it didn't necessarily conjure up images of 'street'. Maybe, 'glitter', 'glitz' and 'sparkle' but not 'street'. Not by a long shot. But she sought to change that for this week. Well, she didn't. Her friend Emma was in charge of that. But the problem was that Emma was already completely upside down and topsy turvy and had never really been out of Australia prior to jumping to the big league American feds.
Alexa Bliss: I'm..really not so sure about this..
Emma: It's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
Emma could be heard speaking off camera. Alexa looked down at herself with a very unsure expression. She was dressed in a white colored wire beater and overly baggy grey sweatpants with basketball sneakers on. The sweatpants fell, revealing a pair of sparkly, blue, boxer shorts and she quickly yanked them back up with a sheepish expression. She looked like the world's tiniest and least threatening thug.
Alexa Bliss: Can't I at least have a belt?
Emma: The lower your pants are the more dominance you're showing!
Alexa Bliss: Well, I at least have to have this.
Alexa pulled out a black, glittery baseball cap from behind her back, with a big, white, "NY" logo on it and sat it atop of her head. She winked at the camera.
Emma: ..If you wear that, you're probably going to need this too..
The Aussie handed her a sparkly, blue, bullet proof vest. Alexa inspected it with a confused look before slipping it on.
Alexa Bliss: I don't think everyone from Brooklyn dresses like this.
Emma: Do you know who is from Brooklyn, Alexa?
Alexa Bliss: No?
Emma: JTG! Our lord and savior! Employed for seven straight years and he never had to lift a finger before taking his rightful spot in heaven!
Alexa Bliss: But, I don't think he's d--
Emma: You can channel some of his energy here! Tonight! For your match against Paige! Bring the hood to HER, Alexa!
The oversized cap slumped over her eyes
Alexa Bliss: He was employed for seven years but he didn't do anything for any of it. Isn't that bad?
Emma: Alexa. He never had matches because everyone was too afraid to challenge him! Petrified! They would sooner called out BROCK LESNAR than JTG! He had to leave wrestling to give everyone else a fair chance! If you capture his essence for just one night you can completely destroy Paige!
Alexa Bliss: I was able to defeat the women's champion, Michelle McCool, and I didn't have to channel anyone. All it took was a little glitter, glitz, sparkle and bliss.
Alexa folded her hands under her chin and lifted a leg, a cutesty fairy princess pose
Emma: No, no! Don't pose like that! It isn't tough! You're STR8 outta Brooklyn now! No flex zone, Alexa! No. Flex. Zone!
Alexa Bliss: What does THAT mean?
Emma: I don't know!
Alexa Bliss: Thank you for your help but I don't think I need a wardrobe change to get a win over Paige. She's tough and she's been wrestling her entire life. And if you had another me and had her stand on my shoulders, I probably still wouldn't be as tall as her. But I'm building a reputation on pulling off upset wins. Paige isn't going to be any different. Although, now that you mention, she's been in the Halloween spirit for a long time. From as long as I've been here, now that I think about it. Do you see? She's been wearing that wardrobe for so long and it hasn't helped her at all! She makes a really great witch but it's not taking her to any titles.
Emma: Um. She's not wearing a costume. She just actually looks like that.
Alexa's large blue eyes gave a few surprised blinks.
Alexa Bliss: Oh.
Emma: I'm just saying! You might want to turn on the aggression for this one. I had to get a little mean to beat her partner A.J. but it worked like a charm!
Alexa Bliss: Don't worry. I can be just as mean when I want to.
With her hands resting behind her back, Alexa batted her eyes a few times.
Emma: ..Right. Well, at least look into the camera and say something tough to her!
After a nod, Alexa looked straight into the camera and balled up her fists.
Alexa Bliss: Paige! I'm going to bring a little color and sunshine into your dreary world when I light up the ring!
Emma: And then we're gonna mess up your Grandma! YAWK YAWK YAWK! Brooklyn!
Alexa Bliss: HUH?!
Emma quickly shut the camera off after getting a look of disapproval from Alexa.
