The final stop before the annual Survivor Series pay-per-view takes place on Monday, there are superstars looking for revenge, some looking to build momentum, some looking to right a wrong and more than a handful of superstars wanting to leave Monday Night Warfare as the number one contender to the EBWF World Champion which John Cena is currently holding. Right now, who knows who will be in the match? A superstar could have planned his entry since the announcement was made, or maybe it will be a knee-jerk decision just moments before the match. It’s a match which could change a life, and one lucky individual will have that feeling of trying to wrangle the championship title from John Cena’s tight clutch.
Shuffling noises are heard, sniffling, typing on a keyboard before more shuffling followed. Sitting there was Solomon Crowe, one of the more mysterious arrivals who hasn’t competed yet. He is sitting in front of monitors with a tablet on his desk, eventually he stopped typing and leaned back in his chair, putting his head in his hand and laughing to himself. He then slammed his fist on his desk and leaned down, picking up a camera and blowing the dust off of it, switching it on and staring into the lens, making a ‘home-video’ which he himself would upload on to the EBWF website for the fans to see. After staring into the lens for a while, he started laughing again before finally talking into it but never keeping the camera still as he exhaled heavily a number of times.
SOLOMON CROWE
I find myself in an advantageous position even though I have only stepped foot once in an EBWF ring a number of months ago, taking out everybody’s favourite Intercontinental Champion, the good guy, Sami Zayn and since then; nothing. That is all about to change. Nobody knows me, I’d shake your grubby hand if you could tell me something about myself because unlike the majority of the EBWF I don’t feel the need to broadcast every little detail of my life, why would you do that? Why not stay a recluse, stay quiet, stay in your corner and keep yourself to yourself so nobody will find out when you’re about to attack. That’s when you’re at your strongest, and you attack and take out the vulnerable which is almost the entire EBWF roster. This Monday…anybody and everybody will be planning on how they are going to take out whoever is standing in their way and there will be pure chaos, bodies flying everywhere, blood, sweat and definitely tears when dreams are ended in an instant. But there will be one man who will be sitting at home, on his huge, comfortable wife cuddling up next to his pretty woman and watching these guys do whatever it takes to get to him, to stand opposite him inside the ring and take the EBWF World Championship, a championship which he doesn’t deserve to hold. John Cena…I wouldn’t get too comfortable if I were you because even though you’ll sit there, sit back and watch everyone go through hell and enjoy it…just think what the winner will do when he actually gets you inside a ring. There’s no way you would be leaving the Survivor Series pay-per-view in one piece so you should wipe that big old grin of you face and start planning because 10, 15 or maybe 20 guys all have different game plans and all of them are being kept close to their chest, they won’t tell you what they’ll do to you, but I will. But, we’ll get to that, of course we will.
Crowe wiped his forehead as he lifted the camera again so he could speak as he moved it a little closer to his face.
SOLOMON CROWE
I am not one to overlook my target, what is the point in saying I will dismantle John Cena limb from limb in front of thousands of eyes, in front of thousands of children when there is a stumbling block, a stumbling block I will overcome on Monday in the main event because you will finally see Solomon Crowe in action and I cannot think of a better arrival for the man who is going to save you from somebody who is a farce of a champion. The only question is, who else is willing to do what I am willing to do on Monday? Certainly not CM Punk because he has his hands full with Wade Barrett, but then again we all know Ryback has an appetite so perhaps he will be my first victim. What, Sami Zayn? I am genuinely still surprised to see so many of you welcome him as your Intercontinental Champion so I can tell you right now I will do everything in my power to ensure he doesn’t step foot inside the ring in the main event. That is the difference between me and every other individual in the EBWF who is thinking of competing in the main event to challenge John Cena, I am willing to do whatever it takes to win; and I might be younger in age but once I drive your skull into the mat you’ll regret you ever crossed Solomon Crowe. So many superstars, so many options but such little time. But, even I can acknowledge who I need to watch my back for…Dolph Ziggler. A very talented individual who I know…has more than a mean streak to him and I know with guidance that man can actually do something worthwhile with his life. Trent? … Former World Champion…doesn’t have a care for anybody but himself and his own selfish needs…I like him. Randy Orton, well he won’t be here with the new arrival and I’d hate to pile more pressure on him especially with his dwindling career because I’m not that bad of a person…especially to someone I know is probably as messed up as I am in the head.
He breathed heavily once again when he realised the task would be a lot tougher than anticipated, but then a smile grew on his face before talking again.
SOLOMON CROWE
I don’t know what drives me more, whether it’s revelling in chaos, whether it’s looking at a weak John Cena crumbling in front of my very eyes or whether it’s taking the EBWF Championship. Whatever drives me, it will drive me to beating your champion in front of your eyes like he has never seen. I will stand face to face opposite of John Cena and I will dig my fist into his face until he isn’t recognisable, I will slam my shoulders into his ribs and I won’t stop until I hear at least five of them snap. I will make him eat the sole of my boot at every given chance. I will grab that championship and hit him over the head repeatedly. I will take him to the commentary desk and I will put his lifeless body through it and I will not stop until John Cena is eradicated from this company for good. If I was John Cena…I would do whatever is in my power to make sure Solomon Crowe doesn’t walk out the victor, in fact John Cena should probably enter that battle royal himself so he can try to make sure nobody touches him come Survivor Series. The days of defending the gold against people who don’t matter are now over, come Monday night you will be entering a new world, a new era, the era of Solomon Crowe and in my world there is no man going by the name of John Cena. There is no dancing buffoon, there is no clown who paints himself in gold, there is no Sami Zayn, there is no stupid dancing bunny, there is no best in the world, and there is nobody but Solomon Crowe, sitting on the throne with the crown on his head and the EBWF World Championship around his waist. That is my game plan John, so when I overcome anyone who has the balls to step in that ring, I want you to be ready and say your farewells to these fans and to your belt. I’m taking it, whether you like it or not and whether your fans like it or not. I will end John Cena, and the unfortunate souls in the main event of Warfare will feel just how serious I am about that.
Solomon Crowe looked into the camera and licked his lips for a second before gulping, pressing a button on the camera which cut it off; ready and raring to go on Monday for a chance at John Cena.