Mother Earth

[Tony S]

Warfare returned from commercial, the cameras clearly were in the backstage area. There was nothing in front of the camera at first, until finally CJ Parker walked into view and stood in front of the camera. He turned his body toward the camera and raised his hand over his head and brushed his dreads behind him.

CJ Parker: Happy Holidays EBWF Universe. That is what I would be saying if it actually was happy this year. But how could it have been happy. Was it actually happy for you?

Parker paused as the EBWF Universe could be heard from ringside, all chanted a resounding "YES!!"

CJ Parker: And that is why this holiday season has been horrible. Each and everyone of you traveled to the houses of loved ones. Whether by car, train, or plane. Then, on top of all that, I'm sure a vast handful of you crammed yourself into your car to drive for hours looking at Christmas lights. All while not even thinking about the excess amount of CO2 you attacked Mother Earth with? Not one of you thought about the extra stress you placed on our planet. You people sicken me!!

A clearly audible boo echoed through the arena as the EBWF Universe showed their disapproval of CJ Parker's comments. Parker waited a second to allow the Universe to voice their opinions. Eventually, Parker spoke up and continued his rant.

CJ Parker: Myself however, I chose to stay home this holiday season. The commune was all that I needed for my days off. I enjoyed a nice Christmas salad feast from my natural and 100% organic vegetable garden. Nana Parker rolled up her world famous Lima Bean and Lettuce Wrapped Burritos. Delicious.

Parker rubbed his stomach and closed his eyes as he remembered back to his Christmas feast and all of his vegetarian food.

CJ Parker: Now that is what a real warrior for Mother Earth does. We choose not hurt her by doing all your frivolous traveling. It is people like you, people like MVP that choose to continue the destruction of only planet. You people chose to travel this holiday season and for what? For more gifts? Time with family? What kinda family are they really if you only see them once or twice a year. Truly you all can't be stupid enough to believe it's all worth the price you're paying. Mother Earth has done nothing to any of you, yet it's you people that hurt her.

That is why I need to make an example of you MVP. I need to show everyone that there are punishments for your sins. Everyone needs to know that Mother Earth's destruction will no longer be tolerated. I'm sick and tired or letting people like you, people like MVP walk around doing what they want. So MVP, tonight, you will feel the entire frustration that you've contributed to. All of this, all of it could have been avoided. You wouldn't have to feel the pain that I will unleash on you tonight. If only you would have done the right thing and join the fight to protect Mother Earth, not hurt her. But no...

Parker paused for a second. He raised his finger in the air as he collected his thoughts. His head tilted slightly back as he just stood there. Finally he spoke up once again.

CJ Parker: Tonight you will stand before me MVP, already judged for your actions. There will be no remorse. I will not let up. Tonight dawns a new day, and from this day forward, I will stop at nothing. I will fight anyone who deny's Mother Earth. I am her spokesman. Her guardian. Her warrior... I am the Moonchild!!

Parker jumped at the camera as the screen cut to black. The camera shifted back to ringside were the lights were dimmed in the arena as the video package played on the big screen.