BAE Life

[Jayme]

It was a gorgeous day in St. Louis, Missouri. The sky was blue, not a single cloud in sight, and the sun was beaming. Most people in the St. Louis area were outside, soaking up the nice weather after such a long winter. Not the Mean Girls, however. They preferred the indoors that way their hair and makeup stayed perfect. Summer Rae sat in an over-sized salon chair getting a pedicure. Along side of her were her best friends for life, her BAE's, her Ride or Die's; Eva Marie and Sasha Banks.

Summer: Ick, Rhianna's dress at the Grammy's is a major fail! That pink cake topper dress? Gag!

Summer made the gag motion by nearly sticking her finger in her mouth.

Sasha: Tuh, looked like a waterfall of Pept-hoe Bismo.

This was Sasha's attempt at saying Pepto Bismol. Summer and Eva laughed and shook their heads in unison. Sasha Banks chose to get her nails done a purple color, and Eva, of course, chose red.

Eva: Straight mess! Or what about Madonna and her old ass hanging out everywhere?

Summer: Yuck, right! Like girl, you're 70 or something now. Stop.

The lady doing Summer's toenails applied a gold color that sparkled. It matched her fingernails she had done earlier.

Summer: Boy, I sure do love that color on me...

Summer referred to the gold nail polish and beamed proudly.

Summer: I'm kind of thinking of taking this all the way and getting my title shot. I mean AJ Lee? Does she even have a partner to choose anymore? Paige is too busy moshing at a Slayer concert and drinking goats blood. Everyone else can't stand AJ the rat faced twerp. Maybe Ziggler, if that's even still a thing. But you can't choose dudes, so... that's out.

Summer flipped a few more pages in the magazine she browsed through.

Sasha: Isn't Emma in it too?

Summer rolled her eyes in an exaggerated manner.

Summer: I can't stand that dancing idiot! Stupid bubbles everywhere, intruding on my own personal bubble... which ironically, is a bubble free zone. Or is suppose to be.

Summer tossed the magazine on the table near by and looked over at Sasha and Eva.

Summer: Her off beat, horrific dancing... ugh, don't even get me started on Crocodile Dundee, her accent is like... nails on a chalkboard. Ew.

The three Mean Girls visibly shuddered at the thought of nails scrapping down a chalkboard.

Sasha: Kick her all the way back to Amsterdam where she came from!

Eva: I thought she was from like, Austria or something?

Summer: Somewhere near Asia or something like that. Who even cares, she's a weird little foreigner girl who sucks off our government. Taking our jobs! We need to put an end to this!

Sasha: M'hmm we do's! When she speaks I just want to punch a Gangaroo in the face!

Summer: Kangaroo.

Summer muttered under her breath.

Summer: Besides, I don't even think Emma's former partner, the glitter fairy, is employed anymore. So who else would be her partner?

Sasha: If I see Alexa Bliss again she will pay for what she did to me!

Sasha adjusted her 'bling' glasses that covered her eyes. It wasn't meant for eye protection but she thought so.

Eva: Isn't there one more?

Summer sat back in her salon chair and sighed. The lady doing her toenails was finishing up.

Summer: Someone named LuFisto.

Sasha: Who the hell is that?

Eva: Sounds creepy...

Summer: You mean it sounds like the butch in the prison yard. LuFISTO.... erm. This isn't an episode of Orange is the New Black! I mean, seriously...is she coming to claim me as her girlfriend? 'Cause uh- I'm so not interested. Sorry to tell her but I'm not about that life, duh! I'm also not into letting some newbie nobody come up in here, and take my shot at the titles. Those titles belong to US! The Mean Girls!

Eva: They were practically made for us!

Sasha: We were the best champions to ever behold those titles and the world knows it! Tuh!

Summer: It's up to me to bring our babies back home with us. It will be hard to choose which of you will be my partner, but we shall decide that later. All I know is that tonight, things will be heating up once I hit the ring. AJ Lee, Emma... LuFisto... none of them are championship material. Who wants any of those three to be the faces of the Women's tag team division? Uh, no one, that's who!

Eva: It will be so dope if we can get the titles back! They belong with us anyways, I mean look at us. We're the total package. Beautiful, fierce, smart, athletic. We're fashionistas and we kick butt and take names in the ring. Everyone here fears us, even if they won't admit it.

Sasha: Obliviously!

Summer looked at the two of them and nodded.

Summer: You're right girls. Tonight I'm going the distance. Let's put Mean Girls back up on the map with all of us having gold. We'll blind everyone else in the division with all our bling!!

The three beamed instantly at the thought. The three lifted their champagne glasses and clinked them together before each taking a sip. The scene faded out to another segment.

[Kamden]

BAE.

because of Rihanna's dress.

"You mean it sounds like the butch in a prison yard. LuFISTO..."

I died xD lmao Orange is the New Black and everything. I loved it

[Will]

Jayme, I've always been a fan. You are one of the best writers I know and you're a really good gal. I'm glad you're still around and working with Kamden and Nick. The mean girls have been really entertaining since you all introduced them. Good luck in your match!

[Nick]

Crocodile Dundee omg. Love the baes. <3

[Jay]

When bae catch u cheatin