Bubble Pop

[Clover]

The scene began on a close up young, up and coming Diva Emma. Her hands were folded underneath of her chin and her eyes were wide and hopeful. The camera panned backwards to reveal that she was standing inside of Adam Rose's Exotic Express. And she wasn't alone. Seated black pieces of leather furniture were Brian Kendrick, Stardust and the aforementioned Rose. They all stared at the blonde with blank expressions. Silence ensued. Finally, Emma placed a hand onto her hip and cast a finger forward.

Emma: I see him! He went that way! It was a KOALA!

The trio burst into hysterics as laughter filled the room. Kendrick had a let joint between his fingers so that was probably the culprit in his case. It was doubtful that Stardust indulged. He was probably just always that way.

Brian Kendrick: I told you! I told you! EVERYTHING Australian's say are funny! Say the other thing, say the other thing!

Emma: I'm on that good kush and alcohol. I've got some down bitches I can call.

Brian Kendrick: PFFFFFT!

The three all cackled again, Stardust in particular losing what little of his mind he had left.

Brian Kendrick: Do the other thing!

Emma, completely eager to please, placed a hand on her hip and began to rotate in a slow circle while singing.

Emma: I'm a little teapot, short and stout..

Brian Kendrick: S-Stop! Stop! I can't! I c-can't! Not with the voice AND the singing!

Kendrick wiped a tear away and slowly pushed himself to his feet. Emma, hands folded underneath of her chin again, bounced her way on over.

Emma: So..am I in?

Brian Kendrick: ..Let's take a little walk.

Kendrick placed an arm around Emma, who melted with joy, and led her along towards the exit of the party bus

Brian Kendrick: You know..the thing is..I asked you to impress me. And the fact of the matter is..eh..you came up a little short.

Emma looked devastated, like a puppy that had just been kicked.

Brian Kendrick: But there IS something else you can do for me..

Emma's eyes lit up instantly.

Brian Kendrick: Bend over.

Emma: ..Bend..over?

Brian Kendrick: Bend over.

The dancing queen hesitated a little but soon beamed a huge smile and stuck her behind outwards. After a moment of silence she was met with a swift kick in the ass courtesy of an enormous, novelty sized boot. Just as Emma went flying forwards, the doors to the bus opened up and she landed flat on her face into a patch of grass.

Emma: OOF!

Brian Kendrick: There are so many things in this bus that I KNEW this giant ass novelty boot was going to come in handy one day.

Emma rolled over onto her back, looking miserable and completely confused.

Brian Kendrick: ..What? Why are you giving me that look? You're from Australia! Isn't this how they punish people over there?! I've SEEN that episode of the Simpsons! I know how it works!

Once again, Emma looked heart broken and she bit down onto her lip and began whimpering

Brian Kendrick: Listen..you have another match this week. Against that gigantic, terrifying black woman, right? The monster chick from Japan? Or..hell..wherever?

Emma's head bobbed up and down

Brian Kendrick: Go out there and IMPRESS me. Do something. Make me notice. Then we can talk.

Emma almost instantly perked up, smiling from ear to ear again

Emma: OKAY!

Brian Kendrick: Make me proud, slugger!

The Exotic Express drove off and Emma pushed herself to her feet. After wincing and giving her bottom a couple of rubs, she began to formulate a game plan.

****

The backstage area. Emma was shown in a hallway, rubbing her palms together while nodding in approval at herself. She had fashioned herself a white jacket similar to Brian Kendrick's and looked on at in satisfaction. She was also wearing a white top, white trunks and boots, like a Rule 63 version of Brian Kendrick. Renee Young stood by and looked over her fellow blonde for a moment

Renee Young: Emma, we've seen some..interesting developments over the last week or so with you. Um. Very interesting. Last week you looked impressive in your fatal four way match but ultimately, Summer Rae was able to come out on top. Now you find yourself facing the daunting challenge of Awesome Kong.

Emma: Awesome Kong may be big..and she may strong..but there's something I have over her..

Renee Young: And what do you consider that to be..?

Emma: I've got someone to impress..

The Australian sighed dreamily with a hand resting on her cheek

Renee Young: I..think it goes without saying that due to your behavior last week and your..current attire, that we know who that person is.

Emma did a little twirl and fluttered her jacket

Renee Young: And, I have to ask again..do you really think it's a good idea?

Emma: It's not a good idea. It's the BEST idea.

Pulling out a vial of bubble solution, Emma blew a few through her dabber as round, spherical, clear orbs began to float through the air. With her eyes narrowed, she began to pop them with finger jabs.

Emma: That's Awesome Kong. And that's Awesome Kong. And THAT'S Awesome Kong. ..Get it?

Renee Young: Got it.

Placing her hands onto her head, Emma rustled up her hair to allow it to messily hang downwards before heading off, doing her best to mimic Brian Kendrick's, trippy, druggy pre-match movements and mannerisms.

[Juan Ramirez]

I like where Emma is heading.

[Will]

I'm becoming a big fan of this Emma gal.