GorgeousMania

[Clover]

Levi Stadium was an absolutely enormous. It went without saying when referencing such an immense structure. But was it grand enough for one half of the Tag Team Champions: Tyler Breeze? The stands were empty as it was still sometime before the show would be ready to begin but the gigantic 'tron was on full display. Surrounded by media, paparazzi and interviewers, Prince Pretty looked up at the screen from behind a pair of expensive and fashionable sunglasses. He wasn't going to let any harm from the sun come to his gorgeous eyes, obviously.

Tyler Breeze: It. Isn't Big Enough.

Gasps rang and the assorted media began to clamor and jot down notes or yelling into recorders.

Reporter: Levi's Stadium's jumbotron isn't jumbo enough for Tyler!

With a haughty scoff, The King of Cuteville motioned towards the gigantic set.

Tyler Breeze: It should be big enough for the me to be seen from for another country.

After whipping off his sunglasses, Tyler uttered with a hiss..

Tyler Breeze: Head's are going to roll.

More feverish reactions came from the fashion community as Tyler dramatically placed his sunglasses back on.

Tyler Breeze: I'm ready for my impromptu press conference.

A makeshift podium was quickly assembled and placed in front of Tyler. It matched his furry, hooded and sleeveless ring jacket for the evening, black and lavender stripes. After being handed some sparkling mineral water from an exotic country, Tyler allowed the interviewing to begin.

Reporter: Tyler! What are your thoughts on CJ Parker? Your fellow Tag Team Champion and the man whom you'll be making your WrestleMania debut with?

Tyler Breeze: I hate him.

Reporter: You..hate him? Your tag team partner?

Tyler Breeze: Yes. He's a dirty uggo hippie with a cause that no one cares about.

Reporter: Have you discussed any strategies?

Tyler Breeze: No. We don't communicate. Ever. He's gross. But he had better hold up his end of the bargain. If he costs me my gold..

Breeze held up his extremely shiny tag team title and admired his reflection in it.

Tyler Breeze: ..Captain Planet is going to have a lot more to worry about than pollution.

Reporter #2: And how do you feel about being so obviously snubbed for the Hottie of the Year Slammy?

This was a very sore subject for Tyler and it was clear by the angry expression on his face.

Tyler Breeze: I'm a victim of discrimination. Racism. This is case of ugly people taking out their frustrations on gorgeous people. I'm a MODEL. No one else on this roster is. Do you know why? Because they're all so insanely ugly. Even the Diva's. I'm the prettiest person to ever be employed by this company and not to mention the prettiest champion. I understand how these deformed sewer dwellers are jealous of me. So let them have their meaningless little award. Absolutely everyone knows that I'm the true winner. I hope whoever 'wins' goes home and cries themselves to sleep from the guilt of living such a lie.

Reporter #3 What about your opponents Ryback and Bad News Barrett?

Tyler Breeze: You mean ugly..and uglier?

Tyler smirked at his own joke before striking a photogenic pose.

Tyler Breeze: I've beaten them already and all with a partner who I can't even stand to be around. So what does that tell you, hm? It means that I'm so gorgeous that I'm always a distraction except I can't be disqualified. There are no rules against being super good looking. But there SHOULD be a rule against being as hideous as those two monsters. As I said, I've overcome them both already. I have nothing more to prove to either one of them. Between my crushing good looks and the hippies stench, there is no possible way that Ryback or Barrett will be able to concentrate. Victory is mine already and the ghastly twosome can go back to their old occupations of living underneath of children's beds.

Reporter #2: Plans following WrestleMania?

Tyler Breeze: After such an enormous worldwide audience is able to see me in my full splendor, I imagine I'm going to be given countless opportunities. I've already stated that 2015 is going to be my year. An amazing performance in the Royal Rumble, a victory over a World Champion, holding my first title..I see no reason to stop there. This will be the most GORGEOUS WrestleMania of all time. Winning here is going to bring bigger and even better things my way. It's simply a matter of time. Now..would you like to see a glimpse of my entrance for the night?

Enthusiastic cheers and near begging came from the masses.

Tyler Breeze: Very well.

The Gorgeous One extended his striped, furry, selfie-stick which held his phone and lifted towards himself. He looked posed to display his good looks on the huge screen. But before doing so, he rose a finger and smirked once more.

Tyler Breeze: No.

Disappointed noises abound and even despair ridden cries.

Tyler Breeze: You are just going to have to wait like all of the other uggo's.

After retracting the selfie-stick, the super good looking model strolled away and left behind the media clamoring for more

[Kamden]

Tyler Breeze: I'm a victim of discrimination. Racism. This is case of ugly people taking out their frustrations on gorgeous people. I'm a MODEL. No one else on this roster is. Do you know why? Because they're all so insanely ugly. Even the Diva's. I'm the prettiest person to ever be employed by this company and not to mention the prettiest champion. I understand how these deformed sewer dwellers are jealous of me. So let them have their meaningless little award. Absolutely everyone knows that I'm the true winner. I hope whoever 'wins' goes home and cries themselves to sleep from the guilt of living such a lie.

YES. Trash them all. Tyler Breeze should be on an ep. of Fashion Police sometime, as one of the Fashion Police. If we can all make it happen x)

[Clover]

That..would be a lot of fun.

[Jayme]

Even if Tyler just called them all ugly basically lmao. The Mean Girls are fangirls over Tyler so they still love him anyways. He definitely needs to be on Fashion Police!