Now or Never.. Now.

[D.J]

With each passing week, it became more and more of a question. Was The Rock finished? Was this last run at pro wrestling even going to happen, or was he just a gimmick return that wasn't really going to have any longevity to it. It had appeared as though it'd be the latter, coming off a couple of losses in a row, The Rock would not even be on the big show on Sunday. Instead he would be the 3rd match of the pre-show when he would take on fellow EBWF veterans Ted DiBiase and Syxx. Oh how the once mighty hath fallen. The catch, however, was that the winner of the match would once again find him in a very interesting position. The winner would become the number 1 contender for the PTG title, basically guaranteeing them a shot to be one win away from becoming a major player in this business once again. This had to appeal to all 3 men, and it essentially made this match on the WM Pre-show a MUST win for all involved.

The scene opened up in a weight room where The Rock was on the bench press. He wore a black tank top with no writing on it, and white and black Nike shorts. He was putting up ridiculous weight on the bench as his trainer offered him a spot, though it was unlikely if Rock needed one that the lean, but small man would be able to execute one. Rock finished with 3 explosive reps and put the bar back in its rightful place. He sat up on the bench and took a sip of water. The trainer, Steve, offered him some encouragement.

Steve: Nice D, good work my man.

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson: Thanks man, getting back on this wrestling schedule is definitely wearing on me a bit. I am a long way from the facials, and massages that you get on movie sets.

Steve looked at Rock with a grin.

Steve: Facials huh?

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson: Yeah facials, what do you think I just woke up this pretty, come on baby! The point is, it's good to be back in the gym grinding. A lot of people have questioned this move, but I mean ever since Dani and I called it quits it's been something I've wanted to do. I mean making movies was great, and the lifestyle was pretty tough to top, but this has always been what I've loved. Wrestling has always made me, me. I'd much prefer grinding in the gym, putting on a show for the fans in the ring or on the mic, this is where I belong. I actually like what the writers have been doing with my return. Rather than give me everything the second I get back, they've added some intrigue, I've put some guys over, putting that little bit of doubt in the fans mind that maybe I'm not good enough anymore, that maybe I'm too old. Only then, what I'm hoping is to have me reemerge as a major player. I'm in the best shape of my life, and I just need to keep proving every night that A.) I'm here to stay and B.) I can still go.

Steve: Well you look great man, and I'm sure you'll have no problem hanging with these young bucks.

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson: Thanks my man, I mean did I ever expect to be on the pre-show of a Wrestlemania? No. But I've also been gone for quite sometime, there's been a lot of new talent that's come in, and I get that. I just also know I'm far from being done, I got A LOT of gas left in the tank, and I think once everyone knows that and can see that, I'll be back and better than ever.

Steve: Pre-Show? Jeez.. hopefully they don't just have you launch anymore of these young guys.

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson: No, actually they got me facing Waltman and DiBiase, in a triple threat match of the crafty veterans. Winner gets a shot at the PTG title. I think it's definitely a good way to get some people intrigued about the show before the show. My goal is to go out and put on such a performance that everybody is STILL talking about it even after the big show is over. I may have been put back at the bottom of the barrel, but you can trust that I don't plan on staying there for much longer. Let's get back to work.

Steve: You got it dude.

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson: OK Michelle Tanner references aside, I'll take that as an "OK."

Steve laughed and The Rock went into his next set as the scene faded out.

The scene reopened in Howard Stern's studio Howard and his longtime cohort Robin were in studio for the morning telephone call that was to follow.

Howard Stern: Well every year this particular program is very interested in the going-ons of the worlds biggest sports entertainment company the EBWF. This year is no different, well in a way it actually is different because returning to the show over the past few months is none other than a man, who we've had on this show for several different reasons, this time he joins us once again as a professional wrestler, on the phone lines now is The Rock. Rock how are you this morning.

A pop up that read "On The Phone: The Rock" appeared on the screen and The Rock's voice was heard.

The Rock: (Phone) Well Howard The Rock is doing much better than your rhetoric this morning he can guarantee that. That had to have been the longest most drawn out introduction you've ever had. In fact the Rock, guarantees it was the longest introduction you've ever had, because usually from what The Rock has heard your introduction and your conclusion are usually blended together.

There was laughter from Howard, Robin and a couple of the other crew members.

Howard Stern: Which is why I continue to be in the radio business and not on the big screen or at least the computer screen, if you smell what I'M cookin.

There was a small chuckle from The Rock's end of the phone.

The Rock: (Phone) Without a doubt, besides nobody wants to see your flappy pale body anyway, radio is a good fit for you, especially when people don't even need to come in to see you. That way you can offend them and say whatever you want to say without them smacking the taste out of your mouth.

More laughter from Stern's camp.

Howard Stern: You are cracking my code!

The Rock: (Phone) I'll take things you've never heard from a woman, for 400 Alex.

Howard Stern: Now you are just being mean, extremely accurate, but still mean!

Another chuckle from The Rock

The Rock: (Phone) Well The Rock apologizes, the last thing he wants to do is hurt your feelings. Maybe we should start over, how are YOU this morning Howard?

Howard nodded, accepting the Rock's Olive Branch.

Howard Stern: Well Rock.. actually I'...

The Rock: (Phone) IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW YOU'RE DOING!

Howard's camp exploded in laughter. Howard shook his head.

Howard Stern: How did I just let that happen to me? I've been a fan for a long time, I guess it must have been all the movies I didn't see that you've done in the meantime!

Howard's camp ooooh'd. The Rock sensed the conversation needed to shift.

The Rock: (Phone) Must have been it, must have been it!

Howard smiled and continued the interview.

Howard Stern: So you are back in the EBWF. For real this time? Or just until another movie offer comes around.

The Rock: (Phone) The Rock is back in the EBWF, and without a doubt it is for good. The Rock will finish his professional career where he belongs, and that's in the squared circle. The movies were fun, but The Rock was NOT put on this earth to sip iced coffee's and sit in a trailer all day, The Rock was put on this planet to take names and whoop ass. That's what put him on the map, and that's the LAST thing The Rock wants his millions and millions of fans to remember him doing. The landscape of the EBWF has changed, and The Rock knows that, he's got to earn his stripes all over again, but make no mistake about it, that is exactly what The Rock is going to do, starting this Sunday at Wrestlemania.

Howard Stern: Am I reading this right here Rock, you will be in a triple threat match on the... pre-show?

The Rock: (Phone) So you can read! See Howard, The Rock knew it, The Rock can't wait to tell your producers who The Rock was just on the phone with before he came on with you, they all now owe him 50 bucks!

Howards camp laughed as did Howard.

Howard Stern: Seriously though, what's up with that?

The Rock: (Phone) Well as The Rock said, things have changed in a big way. While The Rock was living the good life on movie sets, there were some hungry kids who have come in and changed the landscape of the EBWF. While this is true, The Rock is still one of the best to ever do it, and it won't be long until that becomes CRYSTAL clear. Though The Rock may be in the pre-show at Wrestlemania, don't be surprised if this time next year The Rock is headlining the show as the EBWF Champion.

Howard Stern: Well that could very well happen, as the winner of this match gets a chance to earn the PTG Title correct?

The Rock: (Phone) Wow, Howard you've done your homework, The Rock is impressed. He had 19 fart jokes written down for this interview just in case you brought your usual "Q game" but The Rock is impressed, you've clearly woke up with a purpose today. To answer your question, YES, The Rock's match on Sunday is for the right to become the #1 contender for the PTG title which is a ticket to the EBWF Championship, in which The Rock thinks, no he KNOWS, he will get his hands on once again. Now to get his hands on that piece of gold, The Rock is first going to have to get his hands on Ted DiBiase and Syxx. Much like you, that last sentence is something that a living woman has not said in a very very long time. You see while The Rock has been worried about all the young guns this company now has to offer, there's one thing The Rock has NOT been concerned with, and that is guys like Ted DiBiase and Syxx. I mean Syxx, may be his name, it may be how many years past his prime he is, it may be the amount of showers he's taken in his lifetime, it may be how many times a day he pulls on his little "X-Pac," The Rock's really not sure.. come to think of it.. is Syxx related to you Howard, you guys seem to have a lot in common.

More laughter from the Stern camp.

Howard Stern: No, no, no relation, but I can definitely see the resemblance. Same dark hair, same..

The Rock interrupted.

The Rock: (Phone) Same dark hair, same pubic style facial hair, same toilet joke humor, same addiction to pocket pool, if you catch The Rock's drift. You guys could be brothers. Just be glad Howard, that you are indeed NOT Syxx or anyone related to him, because you see Howard, Syxx is a guy that has done a lot with a little. He's never been the biggest, but he's made it work. Kind of like you.. except for the making it work part.

Howard Stern: Oh it works.

The Rock: (Phone) You can't see The Rock right now, but he's giving you a very reassuring nod like he believes you.

Howard Stern: You believe me??

The Rock: (Phone) No the Rock doesn't believe you, what the hells the matter with you? Anyways, Syxx has done a lot with a little, The Rock will give him that, but though he may have accomplished some big things, the one thing he will NEVER accomplish is earning a victory over The Rock at Wrestlemania. Now The Rock doesn't care if it's the main show, the pre show, the Maury Show, Jerry Springer, Family Matters, Keenan and Kel, The Rock doesn't care WHAT show he faces Syxx on, because the result is going to be EXACTLY the same, and that's The Rock leaving Syxx in the middle of the ring flat on his back, pool of his own blood, looking up at the lights, like the piece of roadkill that he is. You see The Rock can make jokes, he can acknowledge the successes of some of the other superstars, but that doesn't mean it sits well with him. The fact is The Rock is pissed off, and when The Rock is pissed off, somebody gets their monkey ass kicked, and this Sunday Syxx is definitely going to be one of those somebodies.

Howard nodded.

Howard Stern: I mean in this case Syxx and you are both veterans. It won't be this idea of The Rock vs. the young guys in this particular match.

The Rock: (Phone) The Rock is aware, The Rock knows that Syxx has been here for seemingly Syxx.. hundred years. The Rock has been in movies, Syxx has been here, not by choice, The Rock can tell you Syxx tried to get in movies, but they had already casted Gollum in the Lord of the Rings movies, so he remained in the squared circle. The Rock is aware that for each year Syxx has been here, he's consumed more drugs and alcohol than are consumed in Howard Stern's Green Room. The Rock is aware that he's been a "changed man" approximately four thousand six hundred and fifty five times. We've heard it all from Syxx, he's been a degenerate, he's been in the NWO, he's been a midget, he still is a midget, he's been clean and sober, he's talked with a British accent, he's played an elf at malls during Christmas time. To be honest, The Rock never knows what to expect when he gets in the ring with Syxx, except for the fact that he isn't talented enough to tie The Rock's left boot with his greasy little fingers, and for the fact that it is a foregone conclusion that The Rock is going to kick his candy ass back to bad Santa's North Pole if he tries to do anything but take his beating like the sorta half-ish man that he is.

Howard laughed as did his cohorts.

Howard Stern: Well you seem pretty fired up for this particular match Rock. What about Ted DiBiase, he's another guy that once had it rolling, but has since hit a similar streak of bad luck in the win loss column as well.

The Rock: (Phone) Are you implying that The Rock and Ted DiBiase are... similar?

Howard Stern: No I jus.

The Rock: (Phone, Mocking) No I jus... (normal) Let The Rock explain something to you Howie.. Ted DiBiase is nothing.. AND THE ROCK MEANS.. nothing like Ted DiBiase. The Rock is handsome.. Ted DiBiase is not.. The Rock is successful.. Ted DiBiase is not. The Rock has whooped ass.. Ted DiBiase has not.. The Rock has been with women.. Ted DiBiase.. has not. Ted DiBiase has a room full of One Direction posters.. The Rock.. does not. You see Howard nothing like each other, and the fact of the matter is this after Sunday Night.. The Rock is going to be the #1 contender for the Path to Glory Championship.. Ted DiBiase... will not.

Howard Stern: You don't like One Direction Rock?

The Rock chuckled.

The Rock: (Phone) The Rock isn't much for new music now-a-days, just like he's not much for these new guys in the EBWF. When it comes to Ted DiBiase though, as you said early it's been a long few months for him. Since being the longest reigning PTG Champ in EBWF history, Ted DiBiase has gone in "One Direction"... down. So The Rock will be damned if he allows that to change even in the slightest bit. You see The Rock, has been pacing back and forth back and forth, since he heard about this match, and this Sunday can NOT come fast enough. The Rock knows that the past couple matches for him haven't gone his way, in fact the same jab the Rock is just made about Ted, could be made about the People's Champ.. but JUST as The Rock pointed out already.. Ted DiBiase and The Rock.. nothing alike.. because the major difference is what is going to happen NEXT. Let me first tell you what's going to happen next for The Rock. Howard, for The Rock, what's to come is going to be all VERY positive things. For The Rock, Sunday night is going to come. He is going to walk down the people's ramp, into the people's ring, and he's going to square off with the two jabroni's the Rock has talked about today Syxx and Ted DiBiase. Sunday night, The Rock is going to look at Syxx, look at Ted, look at his boot, look at Syxx again, look at Ted again, and then look at his boot once more as it goes directly up both their candy asses! The Rock is going to win the match Howard, he's going to win the match and become the #1 contender for the EBWF Path To Glory Championship, then.. The Rock is going to face the PTG Champion whether it's Spanky Brian Kendrick, whether it's CM Punk.. doesn't matter because the Rock is going to deliver the ass beating of a lifetime to either one of those two men. The Rock.. walking out Path to Glory Champion on that night Howie.. and then.. it gets better, because The Rock will then proceed to cash that title in for a shot at the title in which The Rock seeks, the EBWF Championship. Then it won't matter if it's AJ Styles, Dolph Ziggler, John Cena, Solomon Crowe, Batman, Superman, Barack Obama, it really doesn't matter because there will be nothing.. nobody.. that can stop The Rock.. he will be a 6'5 275 pound freight train destroying anyone who stands in the way of him and that title. The Rock will WIN the EBWF Heavyweight Championship and ALL will be right in his world.. he won't however be able to say the same.. for Ted.

Howard Stern: What's going to happen to him?

The Rock chuckled to himself.

The Rock: (Phone) You see Ted is going to go into this same match on Sunday. He's going to be hopeful, he's going to have hair gel, he's going to be confident, he's going to be.. dominated.. and not the way that he used to like it with Cody Rhodes, or whatever that sick freak calls himself these days.. no no no.. he's going to be dominated in a way that's going to leave him motionless, curled up in a little ball, in pain, pondering what in the blue hell he's doing with his life. After he gets carted back up the ramp and into the back Ted DiBiase will NO longer put himself in this position. Ted DiBiase will NO longer put himself in the harms way he is about to put himself in on Sunday Night.. instead Ted DiBiase will RETIRE from the EBWF. He will retire from the EBWF and pick up a new career.. the career of bedazzling. He will bedazzle everything he can get his moisturized hands on. He will bedazzle lunch boxes, jean jackets, chairs, tables, television sets, you name it, Ted will bedazzle it. Bedazzling is safe, it's fun, it's... fruity. Perfect for Ted, until one day Ted will be looking back on the memories. He will be thinking back to how much he enjoyed being in the EBWF, and he will make a return. Not to wrestle, but just to say hi. He will go dressing room to dressing room, exchanging pleasantries and telling everyone how good it is to see them, until he gets to the dressing room.. of The Rock. Ted will knock on the door, remembering the beating that The Rock gave him, he will be nervous. His knees will be shaking, his palms sweaty, pee running down his leg soaking through his chick leggings that he'll have on. Finally, The Rock will come to the door. He will look at Ted as if to say "what are you doing here..?" "Why do you have on chick leggings..." and "why in the blue hell does it reek of piss all of a sudden in The Rock's hallway." Ted will be scared, as a peace offering he will offer The Rock.. a T-Shirt. The T-Shirt in bedazzles of course will read.. To The Rock from his #1 fan Ted. The Rock will look down at the shirt, look up at Ted, back to the shirt, back to Ted... and then proceed to take that shirt.. turn it sideways.. and stick it straight up Ted's Candy Ass. Ted will then smile.. which will confuse The Rock.. but then it will hit The Rock that Ted.. just so happens to love things being stuck in that general vicinity.. SO The Rock will then proceed to tell Ted to bedazzle his ass on out of the Rock's face.. and he will.. and the world of the EBWF will NEVER see Ted DiBiase.. again.

Howard Stern's camp was dying laughing.

Howard Stern: This is a very sad story, Rock.

The Rock: (Phone) It sure is.

Howard Stern: Well Rock, good luck this weekend, but if it goes at all like you are telling us, we really should be issuing luck to Ted and Syxx.

The Rock: (Phone) Yeah send it to those guys, they will need all of it that they can get. Thanks guys.

The Rock hung up the phone.

Howard Stern: The Rock ladies and gentleman oh man (wiping tear from his eye) never boring when that guy comes on the show I'll tell you that. We will be right back!

The scene faded to a radio commercial. We reopened in San Jose, California backstage at the site of the big show. In the frame stood Michael Cole. He broke the silence with an opening phrase that one may have been able to guess.

Michael Cole: Ladies and Gentlemen, my guest at this time, The Rock.

The fans at the house show gave The Rock a huge ovation. Michael went to go into his first question, but immediately The Rock held his hand up to Cole. Rock wore a pair of sunglasses a shirt that read "People's Champ" and black track pants. He lifted his head up towards the sky, and a "Rocky" chant broke up amongst the capacity crowd. Finally, The Rock broke the silence.

The Rock: FINALLY.. THE ROCK... HAS COME BACK TO SANNNN JOSEEEEEEEEEE...

The crowd cheered loudly, and another "Rocky" chant broke out. Michael went to speak again, but again The Rock held his hand up.

The Rock: Ah.. ah.. ahh.. what Michael what... what groundbreaking question are you going to ask The Rock? Huh? What question are you going to ask The Rock that's going to change his opinion of you from, bitch boy loser, to respected broadcast journalist?

The crowd laughed and a "bitch boy loser" chant broke out.

The Rock: You hear that Cole? You got 70,000 people in San Jose calling you a bitch boy loser, what are you going to do about it?

The crowd cheered and the chant grew louder.

Michael Cole: Well I j..

The Rock interrupted him again.

The Rock: Well I jus... save it.. The Rock knows what you are going to ask him. You are going to say "Rock this Sunday you go up against Syxx and Ted DiBiase for a chance to become the EBWF PTG #1 contender. Can you give us some thoughts on the match?" Instead you won't say it as articulate as that yours would sound more like..

The Rock went into a whiny tone, he said no real words but mirrored the cadence of what he had just said.

The Rock: Wahh wahh blah blah...blah bleh.. wehhh wannn... reahhhh... rolllla

The crowd went crazy and another "Rocky" chant broke out.

The Rock: You see Cole, we are a day away, a DAY away.. from Wrestlemania. The showcase of the immortals, the grand daddy of them all, and you'd think The Rock would be in a great mood.. let me ask you Cole.. does it seem like The Rock is in a great mood?

Michael Cole: Well no.

The Rock stared a hole into Michael Cole for about 5 beats.

The Rock: No.. well Cole for once in your pathetic life.. you are absolutely right. The Rock is NOT in a great mood. A.) Because he's standing here talking to your monkey ass.. B.) Because The Rock is only on the Pre-Show.. C.) Because you CONTINUE to not use deodorant.

Michael Cole smelled his pits. The Rock looked at him like he was disgusting.

The Rock: What in the blue hell are you doing jabroni?

Michael Cole: I wa..

The Rock: Na na na.. The Rock doesn't want to hear it, he doesn't want to know. As The Rock was saying he's only in the pre-show going head to head with Ted DiBiase, and another man who NEVER wears deodorant, I'm speaking of course about Syxx.

Michael Cole: I wear deodor..

The Rock: Shut it Cole, shut your mouth. The Rock's speaking, so The Rock.. Syxx.. Ted DiBiase on the pre-show with a chance to earn a shot at the PTG Title on the line. People are just going to be filing into their seats, ready to watch the show, and as they file in, get their popcorn, their candy, their soda, their nachos, or in your case Cole.. all of the above.

The Rock patted Michael on what was a noticeably bigger gut than in Cole's early days with the company. The crowd laughed and cheered.

The Rock: They are going to be treated to The Rock doing EXACTLY what he does best, and that's laying the smackdown on both their candy asses all over San Jose!

The crowd cheered.

The Rock: Which The Rock is fine with, he's happy, he's elated, what he's not happy with is what The Rock has heard as of late. From the "experts" from the guys in the back.. from even some of The Rocks fans that maybe The Rock just doesn't have it anymore. With each of The Rock's last few losses, more doubt has crept in. Well The Rock says if you are one of the doubters, you need to do a couple of things. The first, is put a helmet on like Syxx used to have to do in school.. his was called a dunce cap... the second.. buckle up.. because The Rock is about to take you all on a crash course of reality. The reality is.. YES.. The Rock has lost some matches.. YES.. he's not happy about it.. YES.. Michael Cole in 2015 looks like he ATE Michael Cole of 1998..

The crowd laughed and cheered as Cole looked defeated and embarrassed.

The Rock: BUT ALSO.. and MOST IMPORTANTLY.. YES The Rock is going to prove any doubters wrong come this Sunday Night. The Rock is on the pre-show, after the pre-show ends Wrestlemania will begin, The Rock's not sure who's going to win, he's not sure who's going to come out a champion, or who's going to go home a loser in any of the matches.. except one. Because you see Cole.. The Rock.. isn't promising.. he isn't betting.. he isn't guessing.. he is GUARAN-DAMN-TEEING that come this Sunday when the Pre-Show ends and the fireworks go off to signify the start of the show.. The Rock will have already STOLEN IT. When Wrestlemania begins.. so to will have The Rock's re-emergence as a major player in this business.. and there is NOTHING.. AND THE ROCK MEANS

The crowd echoed "NOTHING"

The Rock: Nothing.. that is going to stand in his way. Especially not some daddy's little million dollar champ, or a sweaty, greasy, punk bitch who never met his daddy. Syxx, The Rock has heard your schtick since day one. You are rebellious, you don't care about anything or anyone. You ignore everyone else, you don't give two shits about what they have to say. You've only worried about yourself. Which is fine, The Rock can respect it, unfortunately for you, The Rock has no choice but to change all that.

The crowd cheered what was to come.

The Rock: Well let The Rock tell you that come Sunday you will care about something AND someone, you will be forced to care and notice what is happening around you.. you will be forced to care and notice.. The Rock. Because the fact of the matter is this.. this Sunday.. The Rock will make himself hard.. nay.. IMPOSSIBLE to ignore.. because The Rock is going to be much more than a tap on your shoulder or a "Hey Syxx look at me" plea to get your attention.. instead.. The Rock will be the guy with his foot lodged so far up your ass that he's going to be playing hop scotch on your mangled liver in front of all these people!

The crowd erupted with cheers, another "Rocky" chant broke out.

Michael Cole: What about Ted DiBiase?

Michael got this question in as The Rock was about to continue speaking.

The Rock: Oh Michael, right, The Rock forgot you were here. Why don't you waddle away and get The Rock a pretzel?

Michael Cole looked at The Rock for a second.

The Rock: Now, Cole.

Michael put his head down and started to walk away out of the scene.

The Rock: Try not to eat it before you get back. As The Rock was saying.. the other man standing in the way is Ted DiBiase. Ted, The Rock is very familiar with what you've done in the EBWF. You've been in some big matches. You held the EBWF Title for 37 seconds, you were the third best guy in a 3 man stable. You've talked about your money, you've talked about your father, you've tried to be your father, you've disappointed your father, but to be fair that had already happened well before you started wrestling.. bad news Ted.. it's going to happen.... AGAIN.

The crowd cheered loudly.

The Rock: Because this Sunday may be the biggest disappointment of all. You will walk into the ring, and your dad will be proud of you. Not because you're on Wrestlemania, not because of what you've accomplished, but proud because you will be standing in the same ring... as The Rock. He will think you've made it... and hey Ted maybe you have made it.. you have MADE IT to the point in your career where you are forced to tangle with the people's champ.. where you are forced to tangle.. with the jabroni beating la la la la.. pie eating.. trail blazing.. eye brow raising.. ready to go to war.. beat your wealthy ass poor.. great one.. THE ROCK.

The crowd exploded with cheers.

The Rock: Which means you've MADE IT to the point of your career.. and SYXX you've MADE IT to the point of your career... where your career's simply put will be.... over.

IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLALALALALALALALOW

WHAT THE ROCK...

IS COOKIN'

The Rock raised an eyebrow, and started to leave the scene just as Cole showed up with his pretzel. The Rock ripped the pretzel out of his hand and raised his elbow to Cole who was startled. Rock took a big bite of the pretzel, looked back into the camera, winked, and the scene faded to black.

[Kamden]

The Rock will be the guy with his foot lodged so far up your ass that he's going to be playing hop scotch on your mangled liver in front of all these people!

DAMN SON.

And the Obama thing... All I've been picturing for a while now is the president of the United States getting rock bottomed. This was awesome, I always have fun reading your posts!

[D.J]

Thanks Kamden!

[Will]

Steve: You got it dude.

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson: OK Michelle Tanner references aside, I'll take that as an "OK."

I love that! That took me way back.

he's going to be.. dominated.. and not the way that he used to like it with Cody Rhodes, or whatever that sick freak calls himself these days..

Lmao... Vintage Rocky.

YES.. Michael Cole in 2015 looks like he ATE Michael Cole of 1998..

Troll Cole. Never gets old.

Bro, you did your thing. WrestleMania always bring some of your best. Good work here and good luck.