February 19, 2016
5:45 PM
Somewhere in California
| The scene opens with the camera showing the front door of a nice sized house. There are cars parked in front of the house and appears there is a party happening. As the camera gets closer to the front door you can hear some loud foreign music and some people shouting and talking loudly. Before the person holding the camera can knock, Carlito is seen opening the door with a smile. |
-Carlito- Hola, my name is Carlito, welcome to my crib! | Carlito pauses and smiles at the camera for a couple of seconds. | No I am kidding, we are not on that terrible MTV show, don’t worry! Actually you should consider yourself lucky, because you have stumbled on to the biggest and best party this side of the Mississippi!
| Carlito moves away from the door and into the house and the camera follows him closely behind. Carlito is wearing a pair of gym shorts and a bright green EBWF Carlito shirt. Carlito walks to the kitchen area where there are multiple people appearing to prep a large meal for a crowd. |
-Carlito- You showed up at almost the perfect time. They are about to put the jerked steaks and other meats on the grill. See, you just so happened to walk in to the celebration party for my debut EBWF match. You know, where I dominated Seth Rollins? Who am I kidding, you were there, you know! | Carlito smiles at the camera. | Let’s take a look around and let me introduce you to some people.
| The camera turns as Carlito walks around introducing some people at the party. |
-Carlito- This here, as some of you may know, is my brother Eddie. Although you probably know him as Diego or Primo. One half of the best tag team champions in the history of wrestling! The other half? Me of course! Cool people know that! | The tour continues. | These are my sisters, Stacy and Melissa. They are here to support me, but also because they were told there would be some hot guys here. Now, the last person I want to introduce you to is the man I owe everything to. He trained me how to be the wrestler I am today, but more importantly he trained me how to be the man I am today. Ladies and gentlemen, my father, Carlos. |Carlito pauses. | Speaking of wrestling, I heard earlier today from a source that I have a match this upcoming Monday with Bray Wyatt. What? Completely dominating a former World Champion wasn’t enough, now I have to face a guy twice my size? That is okay. We Colon’s have a saying that is known around the World. “The bigger they are, they harder they fall.” If that saying holds any truth to it on Monday night, the crowd there in Indianapolis better be ready for the biggest earthquake ever recorded! Bray, you have accomplished some great things in other companies, but in EBWF you have yet to prove yourself. Things won’t change much for you on Monday when I have my way with you… I mean… when I pound you to submission… Uh… When I beat you in the center of the ring! Yeah, that one! The one with the ring!
| At that time the cooked food was brought in from outside to eat. |
-Carlito- Hey now my brother, put the camera down and come join us for a good home cooked meal!
| Camera shuts off. |
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February 22, 2016
6:15 PM
Banker's Life Fieldhouse
Renee Young: Ladies and gentlemen I am standing backstage with the man who is about to step in to the ring with the Eater of Worlds, the man they call Bray Wyatt. Please welcome my guest, Carlito!
| Carlito steps in to the camera shot wearing no shirt and holding on to a red apple. He smiles at Renee and gives her a little wink. |
Renee Young: Carlito, tonight you face Bray Wyatt, a man who is much bigger than you in size. Thoughts?
-Carlito- Well, my first thought is, what did I do to get interviewed by such a cute lady? I mean, with my luck I thought I would get someone like Matt Striker or Cole. Apparently my luck is changing. | Carlito again smiles at Young. | Anyway, my thoughts on Bray Wyatt are… How many cheeseburgers does this guy eat a day? Does he live in a house? Or does he just squat in the bathroom of a White Castle? I know what some of you are thinking, “Man Carlito, making fun of Bray Wyatt’s weight like that isn’t cool!” First off I would ask, who are you to tell ME what cool is?! I am Carlito. I am COOL! | Carlito pauses. | Look, all I know is once, in a different more evil wrestling promotion, Bray Wyatt was known as Husky Harris. I don’t know about all of you, but where I come from, husky is another word for fat. So essentially, he walked around with the name Fat Harris. You couldn’t pay me enough to walk around supporting that name… but… I guess when you are that desperate for work you will let anyone call you anything they want. Yeah, I went there…
Renee Young: Okay Carlito, I can’t help but feel like you have gotten off track. What I meant to ask was your thoughts on how you are going to handle his size in the ring.
-Carlito- Of course! Sorry Renee, sometimes with my accent and understanding of certain words things can get lost in translation. I have thought about this before, how I am going to handle his size in the ring, and I have come up with a solution. A crane. No Renee, not a white bird with long skinny legs. How on Earth is a bird that size going to carry Bray Wyatt anywhere? I am talking about a big yellow crane. The only problem is I have never driven or used one of those before, so it may take a while to get the hang of it. But I promise you once I do, I will lift him up and move him to heights he has never been lifted. Let’s see if that will give the crowd a “high” for the night. | Carlito smiles and pauses for a moment. | But in all seriousness, like I said earlier this week, the bigger they are, the harder they fall. Sure Bray may have me physically beat, but when it comes to experience and brain power, I have a huge upper hand. I have wrestled in more countries than Bray Wyatt has matches. He may call himself the Eater of Worlds, but I am a traveler of the World, and there is no continent I have not dominated inside of a wrestling ring. There is no reason why tonight will be any different. You think there weren’t guys in China that were bigger than me? I have made a career out of beating guys bigger than me. When you are 5 foot 10 and weigh 230 pounds you get used to it. This business is full of seven footers that weigh over 400 pounds. Compared to those guys, Bray Wyatt is a midget.
Renee Young: Coming off your big win last week, do you plan on using that momentum in this match to keep it going?
-Carlito- Uhh… Yes? | Carlito pauses. | One more thing Renee. Who in the World these days wears a fedora? Sure maybe a kid at a religious camp, or a head coach of a college football team… but a middle aged cult leader? Really? That is why I am so excited to have this mass of hair on my head. Even if I wanted to see what it felt like to be a loser for a day and wearing something ridiculous, I couldn’t do it. It would never fit over my hair. | Carlito laughs. | But in all seriousness Renee, yes I am going to use what I learned from my match with Seth Rollins on Bray Wyatt. Seth Rollins is a World class competitor so anything I can take from a victory against him will only help me. Bray Wyatt, you may think that I am just full of jokes and that I am not taking you seriously, but I promise you one thing. I know who you are. I know what you can bring with you to a match. I am not taking you lightly. Actually I will promise you two things. The second thing? At the end of this match, you will be on your back with chunks of apple in your face. Courtesy of Triple C.
CARLITO CARRIBEAN COOL
NOW THAT’S COOL!
| Carlito smiles at Renee one more time before he walks out of the view of the camera shot. |
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