OOC - Something I've thrown together and used Carlito with Brian's permission. Hopefully it'll flesh things out a little more building to Mania!
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EBWF.com cameras enter a room where Justin Roberts is sat opposite someone. As the camera draws closer the mystery figure is wearing a purple suit. A crisp white shirt and a sparkling green bow tie. As the camera draws closer it becomes apparent that the interviewees face is entirely covered in bandages. His mouth and eyes can barely be seen, as he sits perfectly still waiting for the interview to begin.------------------------
Justin Roberts - I’m joined now by Breakout Champion Tyler Breeze, who following Warfare this week was admitted to a local hospital after an incident with number one contender to his title, Carlito.
Freeze frames of Carlito are shown spitting apple into Tyler’s face from Warfare.
Justin Roberts - You’ve kindly agreed to speak exclusively with EBWF.com regarding the incident Tyler.
Breeze pauses, letting Justin Roberts opening statement hang in the air. He reaches to his side and picks up a glass of water, taking a long, purposeful sip before speaking.
Tyler Breeze - That’s correct. Since Carlito carried out this horrendous assault I’ve been reading Twitter and you know that my Breezettes have described it as the biggest atrocity in EBWF history and you know what Justin, they’re right. What Carlito did to me goes beyond human decency.
Justin Roberts - If you don’t mind me asking Tyler, but what exactly was so awful about what happened? It was of course disrespectful…
The question seems to rile the Breakout Champion.
Tyler Breeze - When Sampson had his haircut he lost his power. Goliath had a weakness to rocks when he fought David….
Justin Roberts - I’m not sure that’s totally how that story went…
Tyler Breeze - What? Don’t interrupt me. Superman has Kryptonite. And I’m not ashamed to admit that I maybe the King of Cuteville, but one chink in my impenetrable armor is apples. Ever since I was a child as soon as I come into contact with them I suffer anaphylactic shock. This may bring a rye smile from many of the EBWF.com viewers, but you have no idea how hard it is living with the irony of being told an apple a day keeps the doctor away. And I think it was a cheap and pathetic move by Carlito to exploit this. What person does this to another human being.
Breeze gestures to his own bandaged face. Justin Roberts nodded in sympathetic agreement.
Tyler Breeze - The moment he spat that chewed up poison in my face I could have died. Fortunately, I didn’t, but you know what is even worse than death for my millions of fans is the disgusting rash and swelling it caused my face. I look as ugly as you Justin, maybe even more so. How can you expect the Sultan of the Selfie to delight the EBWF universe looking like a deformed tomato?
Once again Tyler pauses for dramatic effect before sipping his drink again.
Tyler Breeze - Carlito if you think this will stop me from competing at Wrestlemania you couldn’t be more wrong uggo. This just gives me even more motivation to beat you into a pulp. When you challenged me for the Breakout Championship I was mad, what gives you the right to step in the ring with me? But bringing my good looks into this and ruining them, you’ve taken things too far. You’ve made it more than personal. You’ve not just ruined my face, but you’ve ruined the enjoyment that my beauty gives millions and millions of people around the world. No one deserves to have that pleasure taken from them.
Breeze stops speaking, and composes himself before continuing.
Tyler Breeze - So make no mistake Carlito, once this crippling allergic reaction has cleared I will be back and stronger than ever and will be making you pay for this. I’ll start with each of your legs and beat them so hard you won’t be able to walk for a week. Then I’ll move onto your arms and I’ll……
With that there is a knock at the door and a voice shouts through.
Man - Delivery for Mr Breeze.
Roberts is immediately flustered by the interruption.
Justin Roberts - I’m sorry Tyler this is so unprofessional…
Tyler Breeze - Justin it’s fine, the outpouring of support since this tragic event has been heart warming. I’ve been sent so many gifts by my adoring fans and some of them aren’t terrible. Let him in.
With that the delivery man enters the room, wearing an all black outfit, carrying a gift wrapped box with a giant bow holding it together which he places in front of Breeze. The Breakout champion pulls the green ribbon frantically to open the box. As soon as it is loosened it flies open and an avalanche of apples spills out. Breeze immediately leaps to his feet screaming like a small child, trying to avoid the cascading fruit.
Tyler Breeze - IS THIS SOME SORT OF SICK JOKE ROBERTS?
Tyler storms out of the room, with Justin Roberts chasing after him apologetically. With the camera still rolling the delivery man removes his hat, shaking out his long, curly hair to reveal himself as none other than Carlito! He picks up one of the apples and winks at the camera.
Carlito - Now that was cool.
As he walks out of the room he takes a bite from the apple before tossing the remains at the camera.
