.:: Carlito was seen in the back halls of the Philips Arena in downtown Atlanta, Georgia where this week’s Monday Warfare would take place. Carlito was wearing a grey inspector’s hat and was carrying around a magnifying glass. He was shuffling around in an exaggeratedly hurrying motion. Michael Cole quickly appeared next to Carlito and spoke. ::.
Cole – [Chuckled to himself] Carlito, what are you up to, and what exactly is this outfit you are wearing around the Philips Arena?
-Carlito- That’s Inspector Carlito to you! Inspector Carlito Gadget. The only things I have not figured out yet is how to make that helicopter thing come out of this hat, and how to make my arms “Go Go Extend!” I’m guessing those will come with time. [Carlito paused.] But to answer your question more clearly Cole, I am looking for clues. Clues that suggest I can hang with, and belong in the same league as The Miz. So far I have not found anything, this might be harder than I expected. Maybe The Miz is right this time, maybe just being able to chew up an apple and rock a SICK afro isn’t going to be enough for me this time. I mean, after all, since The Miz has been struggling to stay relevant here in EBWF, I have been winning match after match by simply chewing apples and spitting them on people. It has taken zero physical ability, and for sure NO wrestling skills and ability. Let’s be honest Cole, a couple weeks ago when The Miz was riding the coat tails of AJ Styles at WrestleMania, I was obviously cheating my way to becoming the new EBWF Breakout Champion. I’m pretty sure, Cole, if you asked Tyler Breeze about that match, whether he wants to admit it or not, he would say that it was one of the toughest fought matches he has had in EBWF. Speaking of the Breakout Championship… [Carlito pointed to something down the hallway.] What’s that!?!
.:: Carlito ran down the hallway towards a setup of boxes that he had obviously carefully put together. He pushed the boxes over to expose the Breakout Championship resting carefully on the ground. He bent over and picked it up and gave it a kiss as if it were exactly what he had been looking for. He then placed the title on his left shoulder and proceeded to take off the inspector hat and toss it aside. ::.
-Carlito- BINGO Cole! I have found the one clue I was looking for. Zoom in on this bad boy I have on my shoulder, zoom in real good. [The camera zoomed in on the Breakout Championship as it sparkled and shined like never before. The camera then pulled back out to show Carlito in full view.] This is the only clue I needed to prove that I not only belong in the same league as The Miz, but that I know I can succeed and flourish in that league. Miz you can say what you want. I am guessing right now in your, “I don’t care attitude” voice you are explaining to someone who really doesn’t even want to be talking to you that it’s only the Breakout Championship. It’s not like I am the World Champion or anything right? Do you know who else isn’t the World Champ right now though either? I’ll give you one clue, he thinks he is way more awesome than he actually is… That’s right, THE MIZZZZZZ! Speaking of the current World Champion, you know, your boss… Also the same man that got in contact with me about coming to EBWF to do exactly what I have done. He asked me to come here and bring the crowd back. He asked me to come and bring some excitement back. I would say I have done just that, would you Miz. After all, I am on a winning streak. I’m not keeping exact count but I think I am undefeated and on a five, maybe six match streak? It doesn’t really matter to Carlito how many matches he has won in a row. See Miz, unlike you I don’t dwell in the past. I live in the future. My future? Looks like I will be up another victory tonight after Warfare. That is just the near and immediate future though. Miz, when I take the time to look further down that road do you know what I see? I see The Miz wearing a bright red shirt and a hat with a big ‘M’ on it… [Carlito does an impression of Miz.] “Your change is 22 cents, thanks for visiting McDonalds, have an, AWESOME day!” [Back to his normal voice.] My, how the mighty will have fallen. That’s not cool Miz that is just sad. Sad like your current EBWF situation. [Carlito paused.] How ya like them apples?!
.:: Carlito patted the Breakout Championship one last night and smiled in to the camera before disappearing from the shot. ::.
Cole – [Chuckled to himself] Carlito, what are you up to, and what exactly is this outfit you are wearing around the Philips Arena?
-Carlito- That’s Inspector Carlito to you! Inspector Carlito Gadget. The only things I have not figured out yet is how to make that helicopter thing come out of this hat, and how to make my arms “Go Go Extend!” I’m guessing those will come with time. [Carlito paused.] But to answer your question more clearly Cole, I am looking for clues. Clues that suggest I can hang with, and belong in the same league as The Miz. So far I have not found anything, this might be harder than I expected. Maybe The Miz is right this time, maybe just being able to chew up an apple and rock a SICK afro isn’t going to be enough for me this time. I mean, after all, since The Miz has been struggling to stay relevant here in EBWF, I have been winning match after match by simply chewing apples and spitting them on people. It has taken zero physical ability, and for sure NO wrestling skills and ability. Let’s be honest Cole, a couple weeks ago when The Miz was riding the coat tails of AJ Styles at WrestleMania, I was obviously cheating my way to becoming the new EBWF Breakout Champion. I’m pretty sure, Cole, if you asked Tyler Breeze about that match, whether he wants to admit it or not, he would say that it was one of the toughest fought matches he has had in EBWF. Speaking of the Breakout Championship… [Carlito pointed to something down the hallway.] What’s that!?!
.:: Carlito ran down the hallway towards a setup of boxes that he had obviously carefully put together. He pushed the boxes over to expose the Breakout Championship resting carefully on the ground. He bent over and picked it up and gave it a kiss as if it were exactly what he had been looking for. He then placed the title on his left shoulder and proceeded to take off the inspector hat and toss it aside. ::.
-Carlito- BINGO Cole! I have found the one clue I was looking for. Zoom in on this bad boy I have on my shoulder, zoom in real good. [The camera zoomed in on the Breakout Championship as it sparkled and shined like never before. The camera then pulled back out to show Carlito in full view.] This is the only clue I needed to prove that I not only belong in the same league as The Miz, but that I know I can succeed and flourish in that league. Miz you can say what you want. I am guessing right now in your, “I don’t care attitude” voice you are explaining to someone who really doesn’t even want to be talking to you that it’s only the Breakout Championship. It’s not like I am the World Champion or anything right? Do you know who else isn’t the World Champ right now though either? I’ll give you one clue, he thinks he is way more awesome than he actually is… That’s right, THE MIZZZZZZ! Speaking of the current World Champion, you know, your boss… Also the same man that got in contact with me about coming to EBWF to do exactly what I have done. He asked me to come here and bring the crowd back. He asked me to come and bring some excitement back. I would say I have done just that, would you Miz. After all, I am on a winning streak. I’m not keeping exact count but I think I am undefeated and on a five, maybe six match streak? It doesn’t really matter to Carlito how many matches he has won in a row. See Miz, unlike you I don’t dwell in the past. I live in the future. My future? Looks like I will be up another victory tonight after Warfare. That is just the near and immediate future though. Miz, when I take the time to look further down that road do you know what I see? I see The Miz wearing a bright red shirt and a hat with a big ‘M’ on it… [Carlito does an impression of Miz.] “Your change is 22 cents, thanks for visiting McDonalds, have an, AWESOME day!” [Back to his normal voice.] My, how the mighty will have fallen. That’s not cool Miz that is just sad. Sad like your current EBWF situation. [Carlito paused.] How ya like them apples?!
.:: Carlito patted the Breakout Championship one last night and smiled in to the camera before disappearing from the shot. ::.