.:: The camera comes on and pans from right to left showing the sandy white beach and blue wavy waters of the beach they are currently on. As the camera eventually pans enough to the right you see Carlito standing, barefoot, wearing a white collared shirt and a pair of khaki pants. He is holding an apple and wearing a big grin on his face. The camera approaches him slowly as Carlito takes a bite out of the apple he is holding. As the camera gets closer to him, he speaks. ::.
Carlito: Beautiful isn’t it? [Carlito paused] It isn’t quite the Caribbean, but I suppose on my allotted time Florida will do. That’s right folks, I am here in Pensacola, Florida standing on the beautiful white sands of Pensacola Beach. I thought I would take some time to relax after my match last week with Nakamura on Warfare. What better way to relax and prepare for my match at Aftermath than to spend some much needed time on the beach? Follow me, let’s take a walk and talk. [Carlito began to walk down the beach.] This Sunday, I have a fatal four way elimination match for MY Breakout Championship. The first time I heard about the match I was like, “That’s not cool!” But then I saw who my opponents were and I was like, “Eh, that’s a little cooler!” But then again, what do any of you people know about being cool? The coolest thing you people have ever known is your air conditioning units! [Carlito paused.] I know what cool is! And this… [Carlito points to a kid building a sand castle.] This is not cool!
.:: Carlito walked up to the little kid building a sand castle minding his own business on the beach. Carlito stopped and looked at the kid and shook his head in disgust. ::.
Carlito: Hey kid, do you think THIS is cool? [The kid nodded yes.] This is not cool! [Carlito kicked the kids sand castle over and proceeded to kid the buckets and shovels the kid was using as well.] You know what’s cool kid? THAT was cool! Now get out of here! [The kid got up quick and ran off crying loudly away from Carlito.] Ah, running away crying, just like all the kids did when I defeated Nakamura the first time we faced each other. There isn’t anything better than an ungrateful kid running away crying. [Carlito paused.] Let’s continue our little stroll!
.:: Carlito continued to walk down the beach where he eventually walked up on a couple sitting in lawn chairs enjoying the shade of their umbrella. He walked up to them and grabbed their umbrella and ripped it out of the ground. He continued by throwing it away from the area and kicking sand on them as they put their hands in the air complaining. ::.
Carlito: What do you come to the beach for if you are going to lay in the shade and not enjoy the water? You may as be sitting at home in your living room on your recliner. What? Do you people think you are cooler than everyone else here? Because I know for a fact there is no way you are cooler than me! Ah, people thinking they are cooler than everyone else. That reminds me of current EBWF wrestler Matt Sydal. All he does is talk about himself and what he has accomplished, about the moves he can do, about the people he has beaten. Well guess what? My list of people beaten has you on that list loser. That’s cool! Nobody cares about what you have done in other places Sydal. Hell, this goes for Nakamura too. Both of you listen to the voice of cool! Nobody cares what you accomplished before you got here. You will be known now for what you accomplish when you are here, and on my watch one thing neither of you will accomplish is becoming the EBWF Breakout Champion. I have beaten both of you, easily, in the center of the ring, so I am confused as to why either of you are getting a shot at my championship anyway.
.:: Carlito continued to walk along the beach until he approached a couple of ladies in bikinis drinking a couple of drinks and standing talking to each other. He walked up to them and put his arms out as if to welcome them to walk along with him down the beach some. When the both of them laugh and him and walk off, Carlito is irritated. ::.
Carlito: That’s cool, the only reason I approached you two is because you were the only women I could find in the area. You all are LOCO! Crazy women! [Carlito paused.] Speaking of crazy, that brings me to the last opponent in the match this Sunday… Dean Ambrose. Dean “All I have done in EBWF if beat a washed up Mankind” Ambrose. You know who else has beaten Mankind? Carlito has beaten Mankind! Hell, the only reason I haven’t beaten Dean Ambrose is because I have not had the opportunity to give him the beating he deserves. That changes Sunday. At Aftermath I will eliminate Matt Sydal and Nakamura. Defeating them easily like I have done in the past. Then that will leave you and me Ambrose. [Carlito paused.] Ambrose you want to talk about how you think I don’t deserve to be the Breakout Champion anymore. Are you serious? That’s not cool, bro! Let me ask this. What have you done in the EBWF that Carlito hasn’t done? What makes you think that YOU deserve to be the champion instead of Carlito? Let me tell you what I have done in my short time in EBWF. I went eight straight weeks without losing a match. I won my first ever match at WrestleMania, not to mention, winning the Breakout Championship in my first shot defeating Prince Pretty! Ambrose, just like the two other guys in this match, no one cares what you accomplished before you got here. I will say it one last time… All that matters is what you have achieved here in EBWF, and NONE of you chumps in this match with me have done anything even close to what I have done in my short time here. [Carlito put his hand up above his eyes as if he were looking at something in the distance.] Holy cow, who’s that babe!?
.:: Carlito ran to his left towards a woman standing at a bar on the beach ordering a drink. He tapped her on the shoulder and when she turned around it was revealed to be none other than Ariane Breeze wearing a candle apple red swim suit. She was holding what appeared to be a Hurricane drink in her hand and had the EBWF Breakout Championship laid out on the bar behind her. ::.
Carlito: Well would you look at that! It’s the hottest lady on this beach. No, on this PLANET! [Carlito put his arm around Ariane.] I see you are taking care of the title belt like you promised, they don’t get any cooler than you, babe!
Ariane Breeze: Carlito, I was just talking with these guys at the bar. They seem to think you are going to have a hard time winning your match this weekend against the three chumps of Chumpville. I told them you had nothing to worry about, but they kept running their mouths, obviously uncool guys.
Carlito: Well, obviously! Where are these guys at? [Ariane points to the guys that were talking smack against Carlito. Carlito approached the three guys.] Hey fellas, I hear you think I am going to lose this weekend?
Man: I think I speak for the three of us when I say, we want you to lose this weekend. We all think Nakamura deserves to be the champion more than you. I mean, he did beat you last week on Warfare pretty easily!
Carlito: I wouldn’t say he beat me easily. He had to pull out everything he had to defeat me and finally got lucky in the end to hit me with a knee to the head that I am still feeling. It was all luck. [Carlito paused.] You guys obviously don’t know who I really am. I am Carlito! The Creator of Cool! I do what I want, when I want! And right now, I want to send a message to the three other opponents in the match with me this weekend. [Carlito put his hand out as Ariane placed a green apple in it. He took a big bite out of the apple and chewed it up for a couple of moments before spitting it in the face of the guy at the bar who didn’t want to be cool.] I am CARLITO, and I spit in the face of people who don’t want to be cool, like this guy here! And just like this guy, on Sunday when the match is over, you Matt Sydal, Nakamura, and Dean Ambrose, will all be losers with chunks of apple on your face! NOW THAT IS COOL!
.:: Carlito grabbed his Breakout Championship and put his arm around Ariane as the man in the bar wiped apple off his face and acted upset at what had happened. Carlito and Ariane walked off down the beach towards the sunset as the camera faded to black. ::.
Carlito: Beautiful isn’t it? [Carlito paused] It isn’t quite the Caribbean, but I suppose on my allotted time Florida will do. That’s right folks, I am here in Pensacola, Florida standing on the beautiful white sands of Pensacola Beach. I thought I would take some time to relax after my match last week with Nakamura on Warfare. What better way to relax and prepare for my match at Aftermath than to spend some much needed time on the beach? Follow me, let’s take a walk and talk. [Carlito began to walk down the beach.] This Sunday, I have a fatal four way elimination match for MY Breakout Championship. The first time I heard about the match I was like, “That’s not cool!” But then I saw who my opponents were and I was like, “Eh, that’s a little cooler!” But then again, what do any of you people know about being cool? The coolest thing you people have ever known is your air conditioning units! [Carlito paused.] I know what cool is! And this… [Carlito points to a kid building a sand castle.] This is not cool!
.:: Carlito walked up to the little kid building a sand castle minding his own business on the beach. Carlito stopped and looked at the kid and shook his head in disgust. ::.
Carlito: Hey kid, do you think THIS is cool? [The kid nodded yes.] This is not cool! [Carlito kicked the kids sand castle over and proceeded to kid the buckets and shovels the kid was using as well.] You know what’s cool kid? THAT was cool! Now get out of here! [The kid got up quick and ran off crying loudly away from Carlito.] Ah, running away crying, just like all the kids did when I defeated Nakamura the first time we faced each other. There isn’t anything better than an ungrateful kid running away crying. [Carlito paused.] Let’s continue our little stroll!
.:: Carlito continued to walk down the beach where he eventually walked up on a couple sitting in lawn chairs enjoying the shade of their umbrella. He walked up to them and grabbed their umbrella and ripped it out of the ground. He continued by throwing it away from the area and kicking sand on them as they put their hands in the air complaining. ::.
Carlito: What do you come to the beach for if you are going to lay in the shade and not enjoy the water? You may as be sitting at home in your living room on your recliner. What? Do you people think you are cooler than everyone else here? Because I know for a fact there is no way you are cooler than me! Ah, people thinking they are cooler than everyone else. That reminds me of current EBWF wrestler Matt Sydal. All he does is talk about himself and what he has accomplished, about the moves he can do, about the people he has beaten. Well guess what? My list of people beaten has you on that list loser. That’s cool! Nobody cares about what you have done in other places Sydal. Hell, this goes for Nakamura too. Both of you listen to the voice of cool! Nobody cares what you accomplished before you got here. You will be known now for what you accomplish when you are here, and on my watch one thing neither of you will accomplish is becoming the EBWF Breakout Champion. I have beaten both of you, easily, in the center of the ring, so I am confused as to why either of you are getting a shot at my championship anyway.
.:: Carlito continued to walk along the beach until he approached a couple of ladies in bikinis drinking a couple of drinks and standing talking to each other. He walked up to them and put his arms out as if to welcome them to walk along with him down the beach some. When the both of them laugh and him and walk off, Carlito is irritated. ::.
Carlito: That’s cool, the only reason I approached you two is because you were the only women I could find in the area. You all are LOCO! Crazy women! [Carlito paused.] Speaking of crazy, that brings me to the last opponent in the match this Sunday… Dean Ambrose. Dean “All I have done in EBWF if beat a washed up Mankind” Ambrose. You know who else has beaten Mankind? Carlito has beaten Mankind! Hell, the only reason I haven’t beaten Dean Ambrose is because I have not had the opportunity to give him the beating he deserves. That changes Sunday. At Aftermath I will eliminate Matt Sydal and Nakamura. Defeating them easily like I have done in the past. Then that will leave you and me Ambrose. [Carlito paused.] Ambrose you want to talk about how you think I don’t deserve to be the Breakout Champion anymore. Are you serious? That’s not cool, bro! Let me ask this. What have you done in the EBWF that Carlito hasn’t done? What makes you think that YOU deserve to be the champion instead of Carlito? Let me tell you what I have done in my short time in EBWF. I went eight straight weeks without losing a match. I won my first ever match at WrestleMania, not to mention, winning the Breakout Championship in my first shot defeating Prince Pretty! Ambrose, just like the two other guys in this match, no one cares what you accomplished before you got here. I will say it one last time… All that matters is what you have achieved here in EBWF, and NONE of you chumps in this match with me have done anything even close to what I have done in my short time here. [Carlito put his hand up above his eyes as if he were looking at something in the distance.] Holy cow, who’s that babe!?
.:: Carlito ran to his left towards a woman standing at a bar on the beach ordering a drink. He tapped her on the shoulder and when she turned around it was revealed to be none other than Ariane Breeze wearing a candle apple red swim suit. She was holding what appeared to be a Hurricane drink in her hand and had the EBWF Breakout Championship laid out on the bar behind her. ::.
Carlito: Well would you look at that! It’s the hottest lady on this beach. No, on this PLANET! [Carlito put his arm around Ariane.] I see you are taking care of the title belt like you promised, they don’t get any cooler than you, babe!
Ariane Breeze: Carlito, I was just talking with these guys at the bar. They seem to think you are going to have a hard time winning your match this weekend against the three chumps of Chumpville. I told them you had nothing to worry about, but they kept running their mouths, obviously uncool guys.
Carlito: Well, obviously! Where are these guys at? [Ariane points to the guys that were talking smack against Carlito. Carlito approached the three guys.] Hey fellas, I hear you think I am going to lose this weekend?
Man: I think I speak for the three of us when I say, we want you to lose this weekend. We all think Nakamura deserves to be the champion more than you. I mean, he did beat you last week on Warfare pretty easily!
Carlito: I wouldn’t say he beat me easily. He had to pull out everything he had to defeat me and finally got lucky in the end to hit me with a knee to the head that I am still feeling. It was all luck. [Carlito paused.] You guys obviously don’t know who I really am. I am Carlito! The Creator of Cool! I do what I want, when I want! And right now, I want to send a message to the three other opponents in the match with me this weekend. [Carlito put his hand out as Ariane placed a green apple in it. He took a big bite out of the apple and chewed it up for a couple of moments before spitting it in the face of the guy at the bar who didn’t want to be cool.] I am CARLITO, and I spit in the face of people who don’t want to be cool, like this guy here! And just like this guy, on Sunday when the match is over, you Matt Sydal, Nakamura, and Dean Ambrose, will all be losers with chunks of apple on your face! NOW THAT IS COOL!
.:: Carlito grabbed his Breakout Championship and put his arm around Ariane as the man in the bar wiped apple off his face and acted upset at what had happened. Carlito and Ariane walked off down the beach towards the sunset as the camera faded to black. ::.