OOC - Totally going to kick your butt Kamden, grrrrr! Ha only kidding! I managed to write this in super quick time and good luck to everyone who has matches this week!
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An EBWF logo was in the corner of the screen as the Intercontinental champion Kevin Owens could be seen stood in a street. He was wearing a leather jacket, but under it a CM Punk t-shirt could just be made out. He was gazing around his surroundings, taking in everything he could see, before finally turning to the camera and speaking. ---------------------
Kevin Owens - Unlike most of the lazy “superstars” (Owens made air quotes with his fingers) in the EBWF I actually take my job seriously and scout my opponents properly. That’s why I’m here in Hackensack, New Jersey. I like to get inside my opponent's mind and see exactly what they are all about. I like to think how and where you were raised massively influences what is in your head and if this is anything to go by…...
Owens paused for a moment, taking in the streets around him.
Kevin Owens - Without wishing to sound mean, this place is a dump and there is nothing even worth speaking about.
At the mention of Hackensack being a dump loud boos could be heard.
Kevin Owens - Oh yeah thats right, take a look at this a prime example of the mindless idiots that live here.
Owens gestured to the cameraman to turn around who duly obliged. He was greeted by a small crowd of around 50 people who were clearly there to watch what was being filmed. As soon as the camera was pointed on them they began cheering and whooping, before dueling chants of “how you doin’?” and “Owens sucks” started. The camera spun around back to the current Intercontinental champion who with an unimpressed look on his face let the chants carry on for a while.
Kevin Owens - See a perfect example of what I’m talking about. All of these people here and they have greatness in front of them for the first, and last time in their entire life and they choose to boo me? I make the EBWF what it is, people tune in to see Kevin Owens beat people up and this is still what happens, there’s no appreciation for the work I carry out.
Taking a moment to compose himself, Owens carried on talking as the chants continued.
Kevin Owens - You see at Death Before Dishonour I step into the ring with these simpletons hero, Enzo Amore. See it wasn’t so long ago that Enzo himself graced these drab streets, making a name for himself. Working hard like the certified G he is ‘tll he got his shot at the big leagues in the EBWF. His name goes up in lights and I’m sure on Sunday when he reaches the pinnacle of his career and steps into the ring with me they will name a street after him, or put a statue of him right here to celebrate this amazing achievement. Bad kid coming good against the odds, like a modern day Rocky story. There only problem is this isn’t a fairy tale Enzo, and this sure as hell isn’t Hollywood. When you step in the ring with me there are no happily ever after endings, just pain. This is real life. You can come back to this hell hole you call home, you can play Eye of The Tiger, you can run up the stoop of whatever one of these crapshacks you lived in. You can raise you arms in the air and all of these people will flock around you like the second coming of Jesus Christ himself. But all that work means nothing because you step in the ring with me, a man who can out wrestle you with one hand tied behind my back.
The fans around Owens started to loudly boo and started a “bullshit” chant.
Kevin Owens - It’s plain and simple Enzo, it’s not 1998 out any more. You can’t just come out and spout a load of catchphrases and expect to win matches. I could tell these morons to eat their vitamins and say their prayers, but we all know the only prayer they want answered is to not live in this hell hole. And taking vitamins would only prolong their lives which would mean living here even longer, which no one would want. I could ask can smelllllllllll lalalalalala (Owens nailed an almost perfect people’s eyebrow) what the Rock is cooking. But I’ve been here for a couple of hours now and I can honestly say I’ve smelt no cooking, the place smells like the inside of a garbage can. I could tell everyone to have a nice day like that sack of meat Mankind does, but it would be patronising to even suggest someone who lives here has ever had a “nice” day. On Sunday you’ll have to put that crowd pleasing nonsense to one side. You’ll be in the ring with me, the master of the headlock, the greatest in ring talent the EBWF has ever seen. And I will take joy in taking you apart piece by piece. Limb by limb. Every one of these people here will see their hometown boy take a beating like he never has before and trust me, you can’t teach that.
The crowd continued to boo and the “how you doin’” chants seemed to almost deafen Owens as the number in attendance had steadily grown.
Kevin Owens - So Enzo I’m afraid you’re just the first person in the way of me becoming King of the Ring. A way of me conclusively proving I am the greatest wrestler to have ever walked on this planet. It’ll show all of the EBWF exactly why they should be wearing my t-shirt and cheering me. Not because of catchphrases, but because I am THE best damn WRESTLER they will ever see. And that’s the bottom line, ‘cause Kevin Owens said so. Now get me out of this place.
With that Owens stormed away, noisily removing a microphone that was attached to him as the broadcast stopped.