No Refund

Post by **Juan Ramirez** » Mon Jun 13, 2016 9:20 pm

OOC: Didn't want to no show, so here's a short one.

Michael Cole stood in the middle of the awkward scene. Dressed in a Chalk colored suit and a light blue shirt, he held the microphone closer to his lips, standing completely still. In front of him, the Kentucky Gentleman paced frantically back and forth, dressed in black pinstripe wrestling tights, boots and black armbands like those sweet ones Bradshaw used to wear on the Attitude Era. Cole looked at the camera, clearing his throat; which cause the man with a shoe named after him to break the silence.

Chuck Taylor: WHAT?!

Michael Cole: It's just that I've been standing here for 15 minutes now, waiting for you to concede me an interview...

Chuck Taylor: I have bigger problems now than giving you an interview, Cole! God you're like twice as annoying as they say.

Michael looked puzzled.

Michael Cole: Who?

Chuck Taylor: EVERYONE! NO ONE LIKES YOU, MAGGLE! Let's get this over with!

Taylor ran a hand along his bowlcut as he stood next to Cole.

Michael Cole: Chuck, a couple of weeks ago you defeat Shinsuke Nakamura on your debut match... This week you are going against Carlito.

Chuck Taylor: Correction: I am going against a man who was fired, died or something! Normally I would be happy to spend the night balancing whisky glasses on my big toe... But no! I had to plan ahead... I went ahead and bought a ticket to Dominican Republic! I bought a Silk shirt! I began doing my neighbors yardwork... ALL OF IT IN VAIN! Listen up Cole, Carlito better show up... Because all the frustration from losing a plane ticket to Dominican Republic and the itch that silk shirt gave me... All that frustration can only be vented by knocking his apple munching teeth down his throat! SOLE FOOD IS ON ME TONIGHT CARLITO... THAT'S COOL!