Bray Wyatt is walking through the woods. Bray Wyatt stalks his way through the trees and drifts off into the distance. A camera flashes and we see him sitting on a large rock. He looks serene; hair tied up, dressed in his usual Hawaiian shirt.
Bray Wyatt: So a little birdy told me. He said, that this week on Warfare... Bray Wyatt has to go head to head to head to head. 3 opponents. Why how... generous of you, man. You see, I fear not the power of statistics, and it's clear that statistics are not in my favor in this case. But let me be clear, I am NOT afraid of any of you, man.
He calls out to someone, and a person appears from behind a tree. The man stands there, head down, and gives Bray items as he asks for them. Bray calls for the skull.The man hands a human skull to Bray Wyatt.
Bray Wyatt: First, let's talk about big scary Barry Corbin. I do not fear you, man. I admire you, I truly do. You see the beauty that is the human body, and not just skin deep, but all the way to the bone. You see, though, you have a flaw. You... fail, for lack of a better term, very often. You were going to be a boxer. You did well in it, of course, but you couldn't cut it. You turned to football. You made the NFL, but you got cut and left the league. This is the third and final installment in the trilogy of disappointment. At Warfare, Baron, I show you why I am the NEW FACE of Fear. And, I'd like to address something. You like to call into question my weight, sir. I normally wouldn't be bothered by a snide insult, but the thing is, man, that YOU were just as big as me if not bigger. Your NFL days were not a pretty site for the physique of Baron Corbin. Not only that, but because of the massive weight loss, despite being lean your appearance remains... Unappealing and disappointing, just like your in ring career.
Bray hands the man the skull back. He requests the next item, and it's a strip of Barbed Wire.
Bray Wyatt: Onto you, Raven. You call me the face of glutton. Despite the obvious appearance insults, there's always deeper meaning with you, and that I truly admire. You think that I spend too much time trying to help, and I gorge myself on salvation, trying to protect my people from the outside world. But my cause, is much more noble, in my humble opinion, that yours. You called me a sin, so let me raise one up. YOU! You are a sin, Raven, and a very deadly one at that. You spout out for years that you deserve more, crying out like the forgotten foster child. "What about me?! What about Raven?!" Raven, you are the personification of greed. You spend all your time talking, and I have to admit man you're great at it, but you spend almost no time doing anymore. You rely on your talk to make you look like the biggest and baddest dog in the yard. I got news for you, man. You may be the baddest dog in the yard, but this yard belongs to BRAY WYATT! And Raven, you're about 12 years past your deadline. So it's about time that Bray Wyatt takes the old dog behind the shed and put you out of your misery.
Bray throws down the barbed wire with authority. He finally asks for the last item. He sees a black mask. Wyatt grabs the mask,and grows a crazed look on his face, He looks frantic, but slowly, yet, surely calms himself again.
Bray Wyatt: James Havoc. I'll call you Jimmy, as you seem to prefer it. I am going to be honest, man. I like you. A lot. I am a big fan of your way of doing things and how you conduct yourself. But there's a big difference between me and you. You seem to think that just because you're young and talented that you're going to be on top of the world. And that's fine, you can be on top of the world all you want, man, I encourage you to go out and follow every dream you have. But at the end of the day, no matter how on top of the world you are... I AM THE EATER OF WORLDS! You will fall before me, no matter what you think you can do on a worldly plane because I am multidimensional, man. You're here on Earth, doing what you can to try and get by. I am here dominating competition. I visit Valhalla and dine with gods. When it comes down to it, I AM THE NEW FACE AROUND HERE THAT WILL NOT BE STOPPED! BECAUSE I CAN'T BE STOPPED!
Bray grows calm.
Bray Wyatt: But at the end of the day, Jimmy. I truly hope that one day we can meet in a civil way, and I will help you see things the real way they are.
Bray tosses the mask down. He stands up and gets close to the camera.
Bray Wyatt: So, at Warfare, let me be clear. There WILL be an End of Days, but it will be brought on by me, Baron. You WILL Suffer, but it will be by the hands of the seducer, accuser, and destroyer, Jimmy. And Raven... You can try to rise and fly to the highest heavens, but none of that matters when I've already clipped your wings and send you to the retirement home where you belong. Quote BRAY WYATT. FIND ME!
Bray Wyatt: So a little birdy told me. He said, that this week on Warfare... Bray Wyatt has to go head to head to head to head. 3 opponents. Why how... generous of you, man. You see, I fear not the power of statistics, and it's clear that statistics are not in my favor in this case. But let me be clear, I am NOT afraid of any of you, man.
He calls out to someone, and a person appears from behind a tree. The man stands there, head down, and gives Bray items as he asks for them. Bray calls for the skull.The man hands a human skull to Bray Wyatt.
Bray Wyatt: First, let's talk about big scary Barry Corbin. I do not fear you, man. I admire you, I truly do. You see the beauty that is the human body, and not just skin deep, but all the way to the bone. You see, though, you have a flaw. You... fail, for lack of a better term, very often. You were going to be a boxer. You did well in it, of course, but you couldn't cut it. You turned to football. You made the NFL, but you got cut and left the league. This is the third and final installment in the trilogy of disappointment. At Warfare, Baron, I show you why I am the NEW FACE of Fear. And, I'd like to address something. You like to call into question my weight, sir. I normally wouldn't be bothered by a snide insult, but the thing is, man, that YOU were just as big as me if not bigger. Your NFL days were not a pretty site for the physique of Baron Corbin. Not only that, but because of the massive weight loss, despite being lean your appearance remains... Unappealing and disappointing, just like your in ring career.
Bray hands the man the skull back. He requests the next item, and it's a strip of Barbed Wire.
Bray Wyatt: Onto you, Raven. You call me the face of glutton. Despite the obvious appearance insults, there's always deeper meaning with you, and that I truly admire. You think that I spend too much time trying to help, and I gorge myself on salvation, trying to protect my people from the outside world. But my cause, is much more noble, in my humble opinion, that yours. You called me a sin, so let me raise one up. YOU! You are a sin, Raven, and a very deadly one at that. You spout out for years that you deserve more, crying out like the forgotten foster child. "What about me?! What about Raven?!" Raven, you are the personification of greed. You spend all your time talking, and I have to admit man you're great at it, but you spend almost no time doing anymore. You rely on your talk to make you look like the biggest and baddest dog in the yard. I got news for you, man. You may be the baddest dog in the yard, but this yard belongs to BRAY WYATT! And Raven, you're about 12 years past your deadline. So it's about time that Bray Wyatt takes the old dog behind the shed and put you out of your misery.
Bray throws down the barbed wire with authority. He finally asks for the last item. He sees a black mask. Wyatt grabs the mask,and grows a crazed look on his face, He looks frantic, but slowly, yet, surely calms himself again.
Bray Wyatt: James Havoc. I'll call you Jimmy, as you seem to prefer it. I am going to be honest, man. I like you. A lot. I am a big fan of your way of doing things and how you conduct yourself. But there's a big difference between me and you. You seem to think that just because you're young and talented that you're going to be on top of the world. And that's fine, you can be on top of the world all you want, man, I encourage you to go out and follow every dream you have. But at the end of the day, no matter how on top of the world you are... I AM THE EATER OF WORLDS! You will fall before me, no matter what you think you can do on a worldly plane because I am multidimensional, man. You're here on Earth, doing what you can to try and get by. I am here dominating competition. I visit Valhalla and dine with gods. When it comes down to it, I AM THE NEW FACE AROUND HERE THAT WILL NOT BE STOPPED! BECAUSE I CAN'T BE STOPPED!
Bray grows calm.
Bray Wyatt: But at the end of the day, Jimmy. I truly hope that one day we can meet in a civil way, and I will help you see things the real way they are.
Bray tosses the mask down. He stands up and gets close to the camera.
Bray Wyatt: So, at Warfare, let me be clear. There WILL be an End of Days, but it will be brought on by me, Baron. You WILL Suffer, but it will be by the hands of the seducer, accuser, and destroyer, Jimmy. And Raven... You can try to rise and fly to the highest heavens, but none of that matters when I've already clipped your wings and send you to the retirement home where you belong. Quote BRAY WYATT. FIND ME!