I Don't Know Her

[Nick]

Eva Marie: Um, girls?

After what could be described as hours, Eva Marie finally looked up from her phone to engage in an actual conversation with her fellow Mean Girls, Sasha Banks and Summer Rae. Sasha and Summer were doing the exact same thing too. What people did not know was that the three of them were typing to each other in a group chat despite being in the same room.

Summer Rae: Hm?

Eva Marie: Do we know who Shanna is?

Sasha Banks: Sounds like a new Molly.

Summer Rae: Only worse.

Eva Marie: No, it's like, a real person. Apparently I'm wrestling her this week. I literally have no idea who she is. And this isn't even a Mariah Carey "I don't know her" moment. I like, really don't know her.

Summer Rae: Oh wow. You know what this means...

Eva, Summer, and Sasha all give each other a look.

Mean Girls: Google the bitch!

In an instant, all three were back to their phones, furiously searching for anything on this Shanna person. It didn't take long.

Mean Girls: Ew.

Eva Marie: Can someone please explain to me why there has been an influx of trolls lately?

Summer Rae: It's tragic, really.

Sasha Banks: Appleling.

Eva and Summer glance at each other. Luckily they know Sasha well enough to understand her grammatical errors.

Eva Marie: Right, boo?

Summer Rae: So appalling.

Eva Marie: Oh well. She can get dragged like the rest of them. It's nothing.

Eva grinned while Summer and Sasha nodded in agreement. And just like that, the conversation was dropped and they were all back to their group chat.