Five

[Kamden]

OOC: This isn't what I wanted exactly but got something together/close enough. Good luck Tony.
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Nine long months had gone by since Sasha Banks lost the women’s championship to fellow women’s wrestler Trish Stratus. But the last five months seemed even longer, as Alexa Bliss secured the title for herself at Wrestlemania. The BOSS worked to maintain her rep, once again becoming a women’s tag team champion alongside Summer Rae, and going on to become the 2016 Queen of the Ring. A first for Banks. But up next on her list was something long since felt, but definitely not forgotten. The EBWF Women’s championship. After winning the queen of the ring tournament, Banks earned the title match at Summerslam against the women’s champion, whoever that would be.

Sasha Banks: Five looooong months and here we are. It’s about time.

A crowd cheered as Banks was seen walking through a hallway with off-white walls and fluorescent lights and scuffed tiled floors. A group of youth in white polo school uniforms were following the BOSS as she made her way through the halls of Schurz High School in Chicago. Some of the students were wearing pairs of her signature shutter shades. Someone asked if they could hold the women’s tag team belt she was carrying on her shoulder, but she put a hand up in their face and told them to swerve. They all kept walking.

Sasha Banks: In just 5 days, I’ll be facing little miss Alexa Bliss for the EBWF Women’s title.

Students: WHO?

Sasha stopped and turned to face everyone.

Sasha Banks: What?

Student #1: When?

Student #2: Where.

Student #3: Whyyyy….

Sasha Banks: The five w’s. Ya girl can work with that. Ok.

Again, Banks turned on her heel and started walking down the hall way.

Sasha Banks: 5 questions I can answer for the EBWF and my crew with me here today. By the way, they know how to rock the shades… Zahra, Gionna, what’s good?!

The students gave a loud “ohhhhh” at Sasha’s call out.

She just Nicki’d you hoe---

Sasha Banks: SWERVE! No cursing. You’re too young for that. That ain’t cute, boo boo.

She turned around to look the young man in the eye and read the name on his ID hanging off the collar of his polo.

Sasha Banks: Bernardo… Just like Alexa Bliss ain’t cute.

Another OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH. Sasha got a few slaps from some hands in approval.

Sasha Banks: Alexa Bliss is the who I’ll be facing on Sunday… But what you, and you, and you needs to be asking is this. Who is Alexa Bliss?

Collectively, the student body all shrugged. One girl put her hand up, but Sasha waved it off.

Sasha Banks: No boo boo, you’re probably thinking of a pug from a vine or somethin’. But you get an A for effort. Alexa, I see you. Don’t try to come up to us and make yourself to be the greatest of all time. Kanye already has that line, and just like him, you need to know fact from fiction. You. Ain’t. Nothin’. These five months you’ve held the title will be over in five seconds when I make you tap out. WHO do you think you are?! WHO do you think you’ll be facin’ when we step in that ring? I hope you don’t take me for a fool. It’s time you start thinkin’ about WHO you’ll be once I end this title reign of yours. Who even remembered you were champ!?

Sasha pointed to various students, each one shaking their heads no.

Sasha Banks: On to the next one… ‘cuz Jay-Z is better than Yeezy.

Students: WHAAAAAT?!

Sasha Banks: What’s up with Alexa Bliss thinkin’ she’s hot ish because she’s the women’s champion? What has she done since she’s become champ? What would you even say is memorable about this chick? What’s gonna happen to her this Sunday when I mop the floor with her raggedy self? Who knows…… What?

A teenage girl tapped Sasha on the shoulder and was whispering in her ear. The HBIC nodded and dapped with her fellow student.

Sasha Banks: When and where? You can bet I’ll take on anyone at anytime, any place. But this match against Alexa Bliss will be on Sunday in Louisville. You can catch it live on the EBWF Network, but all of you are gonna see me whoop her in person. I got the hook up for my boo boos, and you’ll all go to Summerslam--

All the students started going wild. Some of them even pushed each other so hard to the point they fell to the ground. Sasha had to yell to get their attention.

Sasha Banks: ONLY IF YOUR PARENTS LET YOU. Tuh.

Everyone groaned and calmed down substantially after the bad news.

Bernardo: Why you do us like that, Sasha…

Banks could tell everyone was visibly upset, and did the Sasha thing to do: walk away unscathed. While everyone was skulking and making ugly sad faces, Banks managed to sneak around a corner. Her entourage no longer with her.

Sasha Banks: That leaves one last question… Why. Why is Alexa Bliss even a champion? This chick hasn’t done a damn thing since winning that title and guess what… She’ll become no damn thing in five days. The Mean Girls are still runnin’ this joint. Alexa and her little crew have been here all but five minutes… When we’ll still be here the next five years. After Summerslam, no one will want to talk about Alexa Bliss and what a flunky she still turned out to be. Sasha Banks statement is this: Bliss gets beat, and you can bet on Sunday night the women’s division goes back to being BOSS.