The coolest returns...

[Brian W.]

Just a quick return thingamajig. :)

The arena was half full and the crowd was still filing in to see their favorite EBWF superstars on Warfare. The crowd that was there was sitting quietly in anticipation of the show, when “I spit in the face, of people who don’t want to be cool!” started playing on the loud speakers. The arena went dark and orange and green lights filled the arena. A couple moments later, Carlito was seen standing at the top of the ramp with a big smile on his face. Sporting a bigger afro than usual, he was also wearing a white collared shirt that was buttoned up about half way, and a pair of khaki pants. He stood at the top of the ramp as the sparse crowd gave him a mostly positive reaction. He removed his hand from behind his back to reveal that he was holding a red apple. Carlito walked down the ramp with said smile still on his face. He entered the ring and grabbed a microphone before he positioned himself in the center of the ring. His music stopped playing and he raised the microphone to his mouth to speak.

Carlito: This is where THEY wanted me to come out and say, “Welcome to WARFARE!!” [ The crowd cheered excitedly ] But I am not going to do that! Interesting how this company’s show is called WarFARE isn’t it? Funny, there is nothing FAIR about things that go on in this place. It wasn’t fair how I carried this place for months on my back, and was never properly rewarded with what I deserved. It certainly wasn’t fair how I lost the Breakout Championship to an amateur back at Death Before Dishonor. Not only was I never given a fair shake, I was injured halfway through the matchup. STILL I put up the biggest fight of the night and almost came out victorious! Why was I injured you ask? Probably because I was defending that championship week in a week out, in any match they put me in. Ladder matches, submission matches, triple threat matches, FATAL FOUR WAY MATCHES!! Nothing like realizing you have a money horse and doing all you can to get EVERYTHING out of him while you can. There is nothing fair about how I was treated here before. [ Carlito paused ] But that is fine, because this time around things are going to be different. Carlito is back, and this time around Carlito is going to do what he wants, when he wants, and there is no body that can do anything about it!!

The crowd gave a mixed reaction as Carlito’s music started to play again and he exited the ring. He walked up the ramp and when he got to the top he turned around and smiled.

Carlito: NOW THAT IS COOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!