Don't mess With an Irish

[Sheamus]

The scene started with Sheamus walking into the hotel as he makes his way to the bar because he was early to check in and he decided to take a drink or two and when he has taken a seat near the bartender as he order a pint of beer. While waiting for his beer, a rabid fan shows up in the hotel and saw Sheamus as he rush to him and tries to start a conversation with him.

Fan: Sheamus, how are you doing today fella?

Sheamus didn’t respond.

Fans: Come on Sheamus, speak to me man. I’m your biggest fan, I want to have your autograph and take a picture with you and…

Sheamus looks at the guy with anger.

Sheamus: agus cad? Díol is cuma cad ítim agam síniú ar ebay ? Boasting le do chairde gur bhuail tú dom ? Cén fáth nach féidir leat a bheith cosúil le daoine eile nuair a fhaigheann siad post fíor agus fíor-airgead a thuilleamh murab ionann agus tú asal leisciúil. Fella, I’m not like other wrestlers. I wouldn’t waste my time on someone like you who stalks people on twitter and tried to retweet their tweets so that they could get notice.

The fan felt a little disappointed and decided to go crazy.

Fans: Yea man, unlike them, you suck man. I agree with Carlito, you’re not cool and I hope Timothy Thatcher kick your ass next week man because after meeting you, you deserve getting your arse kick and stop speaking your language man. This is America, speak English you white pasty soith.

Sheamus stands up as the fan froze as he is not expecting Sheamus to react the way he’s reacting.

Sheamus: Soith? So you think you’re funny that you learn one word from my language? I don’t care what you’ve said or think about me because I am me. I don’t care if I want to speak in my language or yours, I can do whatever i want. Is féidir liom a dhéanamh is cuma cad ba mhaith liom. Didn’t you see what happen to Carlito last week? He may won the match but I have the last laugh. So if you think Timothy Thatcher would kick arse. He has another thing coming.

Timothy Thatcher may have won in his debut. But unlike his opponent, I’m not a stoner, I won’t be sloppy like Evan Bourne. Infact beidh sé a bheith deacair le liom mar go mbeidh mé ag cnag amach é. Ask Carlito what happen. I had the last laugh fella. So if you see Thatcher, tell him I have a message for him. Abair leis Ní féidir liom fanacht a aghaidh a thabhairt air , beidh mé a dhéanamh cinnte go bhfuil a thaispeáint dó cath fíor , ach an uair seo , beidh mé a bheith ar an duine a fhágann mar an bua cé tá sé an ceann a leagann ar an caoineadh urlár .

The beer then was serve as the fan sees it.

Fans: Thanks for the drink fella.

He took a big gulp and tried to run away but not before he got brogue kick in the head as he looks at the bartender and ask for another glass of beer as the scene fades to black.