Matt Striker - "...and joining me at this time, the newest addition to the roster, the well-traveled, one of the greatest tag teams in the world...."
Out of nowhere Matt Striker is dropped to the floor by two kicks, the camera pans down to Matt until two men walk over and the camera pans back up.
Nick Jackson - "I mean, I kinda feel sorry for him. Seem's to be getting beat up by all the workers around here."
Matt Jackson - "Nah! I heard he's a total mark for himself bro, plus we don't do normal interviews, we don't need him"
Nick laughed and they both looked into the camera, both guys wearing different Young Bucks shirts. Nick has his hair in a ponytail and Matt has his down with his sideburns on show.
Matt - "In case you didn't know, and why don't you? Where the hell have you been? We are Matt and Nick Jackson, The Young Bucks!"
Nick - "They already knew, they're currently popping for us at there TV's."
Matt- "You're god damn right, we are two of the hottest superstars in the world, we were on the biggest TV show in Japan! All the little Japanese girls wanted our autographs man!"
Nick starts talking in a Female Japanese Accent.
Nick - " Mattoo! Nickooo! AYoung Bucksu!"
Nick laughs and reverts back to his usual voice
Nick - "Now, come on. We can talk about ourselves all day, how we are the best, how we are hottest, how we are the ones who draw the houses now."
Matt - "..I mean, all of that is true."
Nick - "Of course it is, however. We have to debut in EBWF and our first opponents, Matt Sydal and Mark something"
Matt - "Mark Calaway? Mark Haskins? Marc Mero? Hang on, i'll check Wikipedia."
Nick - "Woah, you've been here 5 minutes are you're already stealing someone's gimmick bro? Sydal is going to be pissed! Speaking of Sydal...What happened bro? You used to be amazing, you even call yourself a veteran, but you don't win matches anymore. I suppose every company need's someone to put over the best talent right? You're just like Mr. Striker here, you are a huge mark for yourself bro."
Matt - "Yeah he is, he constantly talks about how he USED to be, you noticed he only talks about his previous ventures in New Japan and stuff? He does that because he's got nothing else to talk about in EBWF. What's he going to say?"
Matt puts on a voice mocking Matt Sydal
Matt - "Namaste, did you know I was pinned by every undercard dude on this roster? Live long and prosper brother"
Nick burst's out laughing and recomposes himself
Nick - "Nail on the head, now...who was that other guy?"
Matt - "Oh, Mark...Andrews?"
Nick - "What has he done? Like, in his career. I've never heard of him like at all."
Matt - "He's Welsh, apparently."
Nick - "Wait, he's a Whale?"
Matt - "It doesn't god damn matter at the end of the day, Mark Andrews hasn't tasted success like we have, to be on Japanese TV holding straps and being in the greatest stable of all time! NWO? DX? Combine 'em! Too Sweet! BC 4 LIFE!"
Nick - "You can not stop talking about us, can you? Good! We deserve it. Mark Andrews, you seem to be taking advice from Sydal and that's not a wise choice. Why would you let yourself be taught by someone who loses all the time? You call us a flash in the pan? How big is that god damn pan? If a flash in the pan is being one of the most talked about tag teams in the wrestling biz, then that's okay. I'll tell you what a flash is though, the flash when you're head jolts backwards you see the lights for a brief second from a Superkick, only to meet another one."
Matt - "Oh wow, EBWF Superkick Party. We're on the kick off show, prepare for the most drawn kick-off show you've ever seen. The Young Bucks are here, the crowds gonna pop and the straps gonna be ours. Too Sweet!"
TOO SWEET!
Nick and Matt look at each other, shrug and Superkick the camera. All you hear is Matt and Nick laughing as it gets further and further away.
