Fallout. Hustle.

[Kamden]

OOC: It's not a masterpiece but it's SOMETHING. A FOR EFFORT?
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Enzo Amore: Finn Balor… Now THAT is a man… That I would very much like to kick in the face. 3 times. For three reasons.

Enzo held up three fingers to the camera.

One. He wears make up. That is not body paint. Anything you put on your face that ain’t permanent ink is make up. Ladies wear make up. I wish Finn would just get that shit tatted and look like a voodoo saint all the time. I wouldn’t wanna mess with the guy if I seen him on the street like that.

Two. Finn Balor reminds me of a shark. Because his name is Finn and sharks have fins. A shark tried to bite my entire leg off once when I was out surfin’ on the shore. But I punched it on the nose and it swam right back into the sissy sea it came from. I’m gonna punch Finn Balor in the nose just for that. Bada. BOOM. That was reason number two.

Enzo shadow boxed a couple of uppercuts for maximum effect.

Three. Finn Balor sometimes moves around and does some shimmy sissy shit like a snake. Or a worm. And I don’t like snakes. And I don’t like worms. If it don’t got eyes I can look into right before I simmer their grits with my fist, I can’t trust it. Save that freaky torso gyrating for a chippendales try out my friend, and maybe you’ll go farther in life, like the certified G. And ya can't teach that.