The Angry Bang

[D.J]

Wrestlemania had not gone the way Alex Riley and the Varsity Club had hoped. Unfortunately dropping the ladder match to Jimmy Havoc, meant that Riley would have to watch Jimmy unify the IC and Path To Glory Championship belts. After a result like that it was clear that Alex would be in a very foul mood going into Warfare's tilt against Finn Balor. Just how foul was the question that would soon be answered the next time VC was on screen.

The scene opened up in the back yard of what looked like a very expensive home. There was lawn chairs and tables set up on the grass as if a get together was about to ensue. The camera whipped to it's left to pick up The Varsity Club. Darren Young, Titus O'Neil, The Miz, and Alex Riley. They were all rocking their black with a Red "VC" lettermans jackets. O'Neil was on the grill flipping some hamburgers, while Young, Riley, and Miz all sat around at a table. Miz had a beer in front of him as did Young.

The Miz: Yo Al, no beers today?

Alex Riley: I can't drink- I can't be happy- I can't celebrate- I can't do anything until I get my hands on Jimmy Havoc and win back my titles!

Darren Young: That's title now.

Alex Riley: Don't correct me.

The Miz: Yeah don't correct him Darren.. what's wrong with you?

Alex Riley: Title, titles, whatever... I just need to beat the hell out of Jimmy Havoc- I need to- I need to- I need to right now...

Titus O'Neil sang in tune of the Chainsmokers song.

Titus O'Neil: YEAH I NEED TO RIGHT NOW!

All 3 men looked over to him at the grill.

Titus O'Neil: Sorry..

The MIz: Look on the bright side Al, you don't get to face Havoc on Warfare- but you get to face another freak that will probably kinda remind you of him. He used to be kinda cool back in the Vertex days, but now he's acting like he's possessed by the devil or something. He's kinda gone all Cody Rhodes on us, like one day he's slugging back some cold ones, the next day he's like trying to light ants on fire with his mind.

Alex Riley: I honestly don't care who it is. This guy is going to become my ant. I'm gonna light him on fire with my mind, and then I'm going to step on him and kill him.

Darren Young: Wouldn't the fire probably do the trick..

Blank stares.

Darren Young: I mean if he was an ant.. he'd probably.. I mean he... oh nevermind.

Alex Riley: The point is, it's a bonus that this guys another like nail polish freak. Like every time I go to a death metal concert for the rest of my life, I'm going to want to beat the shit out of everyone there. Being able to get paid to do it to the "Demon King" Finn Balor and get paid is an absolute bonus. Like I don't get 2017, when did being a dark loser, who like picks the legs off of insects become cool. Why is it slowly becoming the norm in the EBWF. I mean we had Bray Wyatt, Cody Rhodes like you said Miz, Brian Kendrick, Jimmy Havoc, and now this freak. Like what is this revenge of the nerds? Finn do me a favor, and take off your stupid Dentist mask, put your suit back on and start acting like a normal freaking person again.. or you know don't and go into Warfare confident that you can actually do a god damn thing to hurt me. Go into Warfare confident that you can just come up to the Captain of this company, and not get a freaking swirley in front of 50,000 people. People like you Finn- you don't approach me- and if you do- you get your ass kicked. I'm not gonna feel bad about it.. in fact it's really quite the opposite. Like Miz said, beating the holy hell out of you is going to make me feel a little bit better. It's like when a chick dumps you, you bang somebody like her, and it's like an anger bang.

Darren Young: So you're gonna angry bang Balor?

Alex Riley: Obviously it was a metaphor Darren, like I've ever been dumped... pfft..

The Miz: Pfft..

Titus O'Neil: PFFT...

Darren turned to Titus.

Darren Young: Not you too!

Titus smiled showing all of his teeth.

Alex Riley: It's going to be so satisfying to take out all of my anger, all of my aggression, all of my frustration out by decimating you at Warfare, Finn. I'm going to treat you like you are my worst enemy, because in my mind Monday night you will be. Your weirdness and loserdom leaves me no choice, but for me to visualize you as being the man I truly despise right now, and that is bad news for you. When you're getting brutalized you are going to be like "damn Alex what did I ever do to you." The answer is simple Finn, you got in my friggin way, on the wrong friggin night. You aren't going to paint the streets red with my blood, or any of the strange things you like to say. In fact, when I get done with you, you are going to wish you could move your limbs well enough to do a god damn paint by numbers. Finn there's somethings in this business that I'm certain of, I don't claim to be an expert, but I claim to know FOR SURE that certain things are the case. One of those certainties is that Finn Balor, is not in my league, and putting Finn Balor in front of Alex Riley- on a night that I am the most pissed off that I've maybe ever been, is like putting a steak in a tigers cage.

Darren Young: So you're going to eat him?

Alex Miz and Titus: IT'S A METAPHOR!

Alex Riley: The point is, I'm not going to stop even for a second to think about what this beat down is going to do to you or your career Finn. You're a strange dude bro, and that shit makes me feel uncomfortable.. so I'm just going to rid the EBWF of you. As I said earlier, we just don't need any more weirdos. The Weirdo table is full, and if I have to come over bully every single soul left that fits that bill, then that's exactly what I'm going to do. He might as well be a turtle slowly walking across an interstate.

Darren Young: I know it's a metaphor..

Alex Riley: No it's a fact.. on Monday- I'm going to run him the HELL over. Turn that camera off.. we're done here.

The scene faded to static.