Rebel Will Yell

[Nick]

With her eyes shielded by overpriced sunglasses, Eva Marie entered the building as if she was doing the walk of shame. Following her loss to Natalya at Aftermath, the controversial Diva clearly wanted nothing to do with anyone. Unfortunately for her though, Renee Young appeared out of thin air and attempted to shove a microphone in her face.

RENEE YOUNG: “Eva...”

EVA MARIE: “You know what? No. I'm not doing this right now. I don't have a comment.”

Eva turned away, slapping Renee in the face with her hair in the process. Renee sighed, thinking that was all there was to it, but only a moment passed before Eva came back and snatched the microphone.

EVA MARIE: “But if I DID have a comment, it would be that what happened at Aftermath...I didn't deserve it. First of all, Corey Graves is supposed to be my boo thing, and he totally turned on me! It threw me all the way off.”

RENEE YOUNG: “How could you possibly hear what he was saying at the commentary table?”

EVA MARIE: “Listen, Corey and I? We're like this.”

She crossed her fingers.

EVA MARIE: “I just KNEW, okay? So yes, it was detrimental and traumatizing.”

RENEE YOUNG: “Sure. If you say so...”

EVA MARIE: “Oh, I do say so. And if I had a second comment, it would be that I am SO not here for wrestling Refugee of all people tonight. Honestly, I'm offended.”

RENEE YOUNG: “Refugee? What?”

EVA MARIE: “That's her name, isn't it? It starts with an R...”

RENEE YOUNG: “Rebel, Eva. Her name is Rebel.”

EVA MARIE: “Oh my gosh, who cares?! Rebel, Refugee, Repulsive, same thing. Either way, she looks 60 years old and it's a mess. Like, what's with all the oldies?”

Although her eyes were covered, we could only imagine the look she was giving.

EVA MARIE: “AND she's from the south. You know about people from the south, right?”

RENEE YOUNG: “I'm sure you'll enlighten me...”

EVA MARIE: “People from the south don't like black...hair.”

RENEE YOUNG: “They....don't?”

EVA MARIE: “No, they don't. And do you see all this?”

Eva ran her fingers through her now signature dark hair.

EVA MARIE: “How on Earth could you have a problem with this? So 'Rebel,' as you call her, is old AND ignorant. There's no place for her here, so I guess I'm relegated to taking out the trash tonight. Ugh. At least mopping the floor is an easy job.”

Renee, completely dumbfounded at what had just come out of Eva's mouth, attempted to come up with a follow-up, but promptly gave up.

RENEE YOUNG: “...you know, I think that's all I need for now. Thank you for your time, Eva.”

EVA MARIE: “At least someone appreciates me around here.”

Eva patted Renee on the shoulder and walked off, wheeling her suitcase behind her. All Renee could do was shake her head.