King Gorgeous

[Ben M]

The scene opened in Tyler Breeze's locker room. Tyler was on his phone, using one of the Snapchat filters to give himself a crown. Tyler smiled, admiring himself, then began to speak.

Tyler Breeze: I look good with a crown. I mean, I look good regardless, but it's time EBWF had a King who is... gorgeous. Sami Zayn is the reigning King; you'd think he could afford hair dye, but not only does he refuse to dye that disgusting orange hair of his, he also grows a ginger beard? He's an uggo. Randy Orton? His face makes it look like he has a permanent scowl, and I'm not even sure he has eyebrows. Uggo. My opponent, Bobby Roode, probably thinks he looks "glorious", but he's an uggo too. Do you think buying fancy suits and wearing a Ric Flair ripoff robe on your way to the ring makes you special, Bobby? You are not special, and you're certainly not gorgeous. Look at me, Bobby. Look at the difference. My hair is conditioned perfectly, my body is well toned, and I wear clothes that look better on me than they would on anybody else. I am the most beautiful superstar on the EBWF roster, and that is just one of the many reasons why I deserve to win the King of the Ring tournament. I've been waiting for weeks now to get my chance in an EBWF ring, and tonight, that wait is over. You're going to feel the force of the Beauty Shot, Bobby. It won't be pretty, but it will be... GLORIOUS.

Breeze snapped a selfie on his cellphone as the scene faded.