Rock and Roll

[Sam]

EBWF.net Exclusive footage!

The scene opened up to show Noam Dars face at a low angle, showing that Dar was recording this in his phone with a selfie stick.

Noam Dar: Awright Hens! Noam Dar here, one half of the most gorgeous tag team in EBWF and 100% sexy motherf-

Noam stops in his tracks when a voice from off camera tells him to stop.

Noam Dar: Awright, awright. I won’t swear. Listen up EBWF Universe, I am goin’ to be at Death before Dishonour facin’ the Majaraha himself Jinder bloody Mahal okay? He used to be Khali’s pal and then he was in a band and now he's a king or something. Sounds honestly like he's been chucking doon’ MDMA on a Glasgow high street because I've seen those exact symptoms on mah old pal Gary. He had a giant friend,then thought he was in Green Day and declared himself King Kebab. Honestly what a night that was, absolute blinder. I pulled a 9 that night as well, nothing less for this guy.

Noam winked at the camera.

Noam Dar: I can do a wee joke and what not but you know I'm actually quite decent in the ring when it comes down to it as well. Especially when I'm making my opponents tap to mah Champagne Superkneebar. There's a lot in common in what I do with a woman and what I do in the ring, both of them end up in screams. Jinders gonna be screaming for forgiveness and submission whilst the lady is you know, screaming for-

Once again Noam was stopped by the voice off screen.

Noam Dar: Aye safe, I'll come off it. Listen, you wanted to be a rockstar yet I am the actual Rockstar in EBWF Jinder. You've gone on about how you want the EBWF Universe to follow you and what not, am I facing Jinder Mahal or Bray Wyatt here? You've not even mentioned the fact that the match is for the King of the Ring and stuff like you don't even care. I wanna be the King because the ladies can't resist gold and that Crown would look crackin’ on ma heed’. I'd be able to pull the proper fit birds around here like Natalya and Nicole Orton.

Voice from off screen: They're both married, duh.

Noam Dar: Oh for fu-

The camera cut out, showing only the Hype promo for the match.

[Kamden]

HAI why are you so perfect with this. You filthy mind, you.