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OOC: Apologies for the poor showing. Happy Brexit 1776 Everyone!

Randy Orton: Tonight, I'm going to go out there and I'm going to have matches with two the following guys: An aging bro, an aging hipster, and the one guy on this planet that I'd donate a kidney to... who also happens to be aging. That's my path to becoming EBWF's first three-time King of the Ring. I have to tell you, I thought it would be more difficult. I mean, in times past you had your CM Punks, and your Brian Kendricks. Your Chris Jerichos and your John C--

Randy shook his head.

Randy Orton: You get my point. This year, The Miz gets his consolation prize for putting up with a group of incompetent idiots in the, what did they call it--Varsity Team? Club? Miz, you seem to have this addiction to being a part of a group at all times. You always have to surround yourself with people dumber, less talented, and overall just worse than you in every single way. Why is that, Miz? Do you always need to feel like the smartest person in the room? Or does associating yourself with your lessers give you some peace that it could always be worse? Don't worry, friend. Tonight, I'm going to make sure that I make quick work of you, then you can go right back to making yourself feel better amongst what will soon be your peers. Time's ticking, Miz. Might be time to consider branching out on your own, before your career comes to an end and people remember you for the weird, half-ass Frat Buddy thing you've got going there.

He tapped his watch with a smirk.

Randy Orton: And then there's Jimmy Havoc. Literally every guy you'd meet at a Warped Tour. I'm gonna...

Randy paused. He looked around, exhasperated.

Randy Orton: I mean, is this for real? This is what I have to work with?

He sighed, rolling his eyes. Suddenly his shoulders started rising up and down rapidly. He was chuckling.

Randy Orton: Oh man. I can't do this. You people are a circus. I'll see you out there tonight.

Randy, with a casual wave of his hand, signified the interview was over. He walked out of the scene as it flashed an EBWF logo and went to black
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