Hungry Hungry Hippos

[Will]

OOC: Written with DJ.

The fans had just finished piling into the arena where EBWF would be live in a matter of minutes. That didn’t matter to two members of The Sequel as they made their way towards the gorilla position being flanked by a Cameraman. “I Came to Play/They Don’t Want None” mashup began to blast throughout the arena and the fans were cheering immediately at the two men who emerged from behind the curtains. AJ Styles and The Miz both had an extremely confident look on their faces while strutting down the entrance ramp wearing their ring gear. Miz was noticeably still having minor back problems as he walked to the ring. After making it to the ring they played to the fans a bit before they both received microphones. The capacity crowd wasn’t even settled in yet and were already in a frenzy, cheering even louder once both men stood in the center of the ring flashing their cocky smiles.

The Miz: Its the sequel to the sequel.. and boy does it feel good!

The crowd cheered AJ smirked and nodded in agreement.

AJ Styles: Who would’ve thought in a thousand years that AJ and Miz would be standing side by side again? Let’s be serious, the two of us have been through so much in the past few years that someone would’ve thought you been dabbling in my stash if you though this would be happening in 2017.

Styles smiled for a moment and carried on.

AJ Styles: Especially after the two of us tore the roof off the place at Fannivesary this past Sunday. By the way, how’s the back bro?

The Miz: I won’t lie. It’s not awesome.. I may need to dabble in on your stash to deal with the pain going into our match at Warfare.. but as warriors do, and as super stars do.. I will push through.. and get the job done.. I’m serious about the pot though.. and speaking of high.. let’s talk about our chances of winning this tag tourney.. I mean it’s AJ Styles and it’s the Miz- it’s two former world champions- it’s two guys that straight captivate audiences around the globe- and the first round opponents we draw are.. Kevin Owens and Samoa joe.. leaves me with just a one word question...

Crowd: Really?

The Miz smiled.. they were correct.

The Miz: Really?! AJ Styles and the freaking Miz.. vs Joe and Kevin.. the only thing “higher” that they have in this match is their cholesterol.. I don’t care if my back was broken.. there’s no way the sequel are dropping a match to those two hippos..

The crowd cheered. AJ smiled, you could tell he enjoyed being back in the ring with his buddy.

AJ Styles: Dude, remember the game Hungry Hungry Hippos? That’s gotta remind you of those two. And I thought I had the munchies. Those two guys look like they’ve been munching way too much.

Styles poked his stomach out and pretend to be a fat guy as he wobbled around.

The crowd laughed. Miz continued.

The Miz: Come on AJ- we gotta be original we can’t just make fun of them for sweating movie theater popcorn butter.. let’s make fun of them for other things like the fact that they are way out of their league in this match. Like I’m not sure why they are even a team. I hope they don’t start teaming up in the buffet line, because we’d all go hungry.. oh yeah went back there.. they’re fat..

AJ did the waddle one more time and Miz joined in.. the crowd was loving it.

AJ Styles: Seriously, Kevin Owens and Samoa Joe are great competitors and we can’t take them lightly.

The Miz: I would never take them lightly.. I’m going to be like their bathroom scales with how much I don’t take them lightly. We are the type of team though AJ that are clearly in another world ability wise than all the other teams competing. So no matter how much these two slobs scowl, or sweat after taking the wrapper off a Hershey kiss.. their best days couldn’t match us on our absolute worst. So yeah I’m not going to take them lightly, but excuse me if the possibility of them beating us doesn’t exactly keep me awake at night.

AJ Styles: No way. I sleep perfectly fine at night. And I’m going to sleep even better after we make our way past the first round of this tournament and closer to those tag team championships. I really don’t see any way we can lose. Samoa Joe might be this years Royal Rumble winner but that’s about all he had done in this company. We might as well call that a fluke. And Kevin Owens, this guys has done what....? Beat up Sami Zayn? Who hasn’t? Kevin Owens is about to find out what real competition is all about. Miz and I are two of the greatest World Champions to ever grace this company and if you wanna buy that new boat and get a bunch of bitches on board then you bet your money on us.

Miz and Styles dropped their mics and left the ring as their music began to play. The crowd cheered for them as they made their way up the entrance ramp towards the back.