New EBWF Superstar Velveteen Dream stood topless with skin tight purple leggings on in front of a camera smiling. The silk bandana tied around his head lay against his shoulder. As the camera zoomed in closer his smile did not change and his eyes seemed to beckon it in.
Velveteen Dream – Welcome everyone to DreamTV the one place where you can get what you want, 100%, unadulterated access to VD!
His smile dropped a moment and his eyes flicked off camera briefly before he regained his composure. He let out a small cough before correcting himself.
Velveteen Dream – Access to The Dream. So many people are wondering what exactly I’m doing here in the EBWF. Well wonder no more Dreamers, I’m here for two simple reasons. One is to prove that I am the number one male Diva in all of wrestling. And the second reason is to help everyone in the locker search within themselves to find their true self. Reaching down inside and not caring what anyone else thinks of who that person is, just be true to themselves. I want to help them release their inner Diva.
Dream shut his eyes savouring the moment before continuing.
Velveteen Dream – You see everyone has that inner person trying to get out. Whether that inner Diva is an angry 15 year old emo girl like in the case of Jimmy Jacobs. Or if your inner Diva just tells you to wear itsy, bitsy, teeny, weeny pants while wrestling even if your dad bod is more of a grandad bod and your name is Chris Jericho. You see what is going on deep down doesn’t matter. It’s just about being what you were born to be. Let’s try something Dreamers.
Dream reached his hand to the camera palm out.
Velveteen Dream – Everyone wanting this reach out and touch the screen and put your hand on mine. I mean everyone. That includes all ya'll neck beards sat in your mom’s basement sitting on Twitter moaning about how bad wrestling is yet have posters of my on your ceiling above your bed. Reach out and touch it, that includes you Tommaso Ciampa, put your hand on mine.
Once again Velveteen closed his eyes before opening them with a start, his hand still outstretched.
Velveteen Dream – BAM! You feel that? You just let Velveteen come inside you and it’s our first step in releasing your inner Diva. And you know what Tommaso I’ll start with you. Now on the outside you might look like ZZ Top and Gilberg's love child, but I can see beyond that hobbit like face and at Warefare I’ll show everyone what your inner Diva is. It’s nothing more than a confused coward. Everything in your life has been leading to this moment and believe me when you step in the ring with The Dream it’ll be a liberating, almost out of body experience for you. Once it’s done you won't have to pretend any more, you’ll be able to admit to me and the entire world that I am better than you. You’ll be able to say with pride that Velveteen Dream released your inner Diva and that you are no match for him. And don’t feel bad about it as you’ll be the first of many Dreamers and EBWF Superstars who are set free by the number one male Diva in the world.
With that his hand dropped and he triumphantly walked off screen as it faded to black.
