A Chat

[Miles]

A sleazy looking diner was the perfect place for Corey Graves to grab a bite with his gal-pal Taeler Hendrix. After finishing up the lewd pair split and Graves flicked a cigarette into the street while his redhead valet kept a tight grip on one of his arms.

Taeler Hendrix: "Corey, you're are gonna look so hot with that gold around your waist."

Corey Graves: "I know."

He spoke as if this were factual knowledge and almost scoffed as if he didn't already look obscenely attractive without a title.

Taeler Hendrix: "Dolph Ziggler? Leo Kruger? This is all you, Corey. All. You."

Corey Graves: "Yeah. I know, Taeler. I know."

Corey Graves was so ridiculously cool that even having his ego stroked was beneath him. As they got closer to an alleyway a hand reached from the corner and held a luminous rose.

Fandango: "Mind if I..cut in?"

This would mark the arrival of Fandango who twirled from behind the alley in his usual dramatic fashion. Despite the fact that it was Canada and extremely cold outside he was wearing a vest with no shirt underneath of it.

Corey Graves: "Mind if I break your nose?!"

Graves cocked back a fist and was ready to let it fly at Fandango but the fleet-footed ball room dancer held up his hands in a sign of good will

Fandango: "A moment of your time. I believe we have something to discuss."

Corey Graves: "I don't know you. We don't have anything to talk about."

Graves growled and pulled Taeler closer to him, keeping his arms securely around her waist. He vividly recalled Fandango trying to put the moves on her during his debut match.

Fandango: "You have a match with Leo Kruger. I am not a fan. I would like to see you defeat and embarrass him."

Corey Graves: "Yeah, well, thanks for the kind words but I really don't give a shit what you think. Get out of my way and put on a shirt."

Fandango: "A moment of your time! I have something..that will interest you. And may even help you overcome the wildman from the bush.."

Corey Graves: "There's only one kind of bush that I'm interested in.."

Taeler Hendrix: Oh, man, baby, I love when you talk dirty."

Corey Graves: "Yeah, I know you like that, girl."

Fandango was not terribly impressed with the dialog that was being presented to him and he released a very audible "ugh".

Fandango: "Yes. Well. How tasteful. Let's move along."

After giving his hands two claps women emerged. Two of his dancer girls, a brunette and a blond in very tight, skimpy, florescent attire.

Fandango: "These are for you."

Corey Graves: "Yes, I'll take them."

Graves blurted out in almost a single word while reaching his hands outwards. Fandango slapped his hands away.

Fandango: "Not yet. There are conditions that must be met."

Corey Graves: "Yeah, Yeah, I got it. Beat down Kruger. I will. Now MOVE."

Fandango: "And.."

Fandango made a flourish towards Taeler.

Fandango: "I get an evening with your..ravishing redhead. Unsavory women..intrigue me."

Corey Graves: "No. Hello no. She's mine."

Fandango: "Surely, you don't think I'm going to give you both of these lovely, flowers in exchange for..nothing?"

Corey Graves: "Yeah. I was. I'm beating up Kruger for you and I get to have a four way. Sounds good to me. Deal!"

Fandango: "No, no, no. That is..inappropriate. No deal."

The girls were pulled back to Fandango's side.

Corey Graves: "Alright, well, have a good one. Hope your house burns down."

As no deal could be reached, Graves began to walk off with his arm around Taeler.

Fandango: "They are..flexible. These girls. A lot of endurance."

The newcomer paused and slowly turned back around.

Fandango: Amazingly..limber."

Corey Graves: "Alright, alright, hold on.."

It was clear that Corey Graves didn't exactly think with his brain. He began to inspect the two girls again.

Corey Graves: "All I do is stomp Kruger for you and.."

Fandango: "Yes."

Corey Graves: "..And I let you..with..her..and.."

Fandango: "Yes."

Corey Graves: "And YOU'RE alright with this?"

Somewhat pissed, the ex-indy star shot Taeler a somewhat pissed look. The redhead merely shrugged in response.

Taeler Hendrix: "He looks fun."

Corey Graves: "He looks FUN?"

It was Graves' turn to "ugh" and he shook his head in disbelief.

Corey Graves: "Follow me. We'll talk. Just not too close."

Fandango: "Yes. Lets. Talk."

The very strange group began to head down the sidewalk while Fandango half-walked and half dancer. Not wanting to risk looking lame, Corey began to noticably pick up his pace.

[Cat]

Taeler Hendrix: Oh, man, baby, I love when you talk dirty."

Corey Graves: "Yeah, I know you like that, girl."

I think this made me laugh so hard because I've actually heard people talk like this.

[Ashlee]

She lives here in Louisville. I wish she didn't REALLY act like that. hahahah