An Email To All EBWF Staff & Roster
Posted: Fri Jun 28, 2013 11:00 pm
The following email was sent out to all EBWF cast, crew, and administration:
Subject: You’re Invited...
Date: 6/23/13; 10:23 am
Event: Come out and help us celebrate our own British beauty Layla’s birthday!
Theme: Fire & Ice
Time: Doors will open immediately following Saturday Night Main Event on 07/06/13. (The birthday cake will be presented approximately and hour and a half into the fun.)
Location: 2000 Grand ( 2000 Grand Blvd, Kansas City, MO 64108 ) ; Food and drink on second floor, dancing and entertainment on third floor.
Entertainment: The famed DJ David Guetta will be in the house!
*Open bar, so come thirsty, plenty of food so come hungry, bring your dancing shoes, and if you wear white be prepared to “glow!”
“Rules” for a Fire & Ice Glow Party:
1) Don’t lick the ice sculptures. If you need to ask why... reference “A Christmas Story.” I REPEAT DO NOT. LICK. THE ICE. SCULPTURES! (People WILL laugh at you.)
2) Don’t try to touch, lick, put out, further ignite, or otherwise play with the fire. Yes, it is real. Yes, it is hot. Yes, it will burn you. (And if you break any version of this rule, yet again, people WILL laugh at you.)
3) Have fun. (But please, I know it looks cool with all the liquid nitrogen fog and all but don’t ruin the chocolate fountain for the rest of us or John’s date WILL murder you.)
3.5) Don’t touch the liquid nitrogen either.
4) Go hard or go home. (Because by the end of the night you and your date are either on FIRE, or someone’s gettin’ the COLD shoulder...)
5) Drink everything. (Seriously. I mean, it’s open bar so why the hell not?!)
6) No drinking and driving. (Elite Taxi Shuttle will be providing alternative transportation as needed and several cabs have been reserved just for this purpose for the entire evening.)
7) Be nice to the birthday girl or else you WILL get tazed, pepper sprayed, or embarrassed without mercy.
8) Those who can do the Truffle Shuffle are required to demonstrate said talent. (You know who you are.)
9) If John or Mike climb on a bar, chair, table, or other object with a flat surface please throw something at their heads. (Unless you just WANT to be treated to an impromptu, drunken version of either 80’s or 90’s rock or rap...one WILL encourage the other. Consider yourself warned.)
10) If cops arrive I do not know any of the Kansas City PD and no, I did not hire strippers so it’s every man and woman for themselves.
Dan Cena
EBWF Head of Security
Subject: You’re Invited...
Date: 6/23/13; 10:23 am
Event: Come out and help us celebrate our own British beauty Layla’s birthday!
Theme: Fire & Ice
Time: Doors will open immediately following Saturday Night Main Event on 07/06/13. (The birthday cake will be presented approximately and hour and a half into the fun.)
Location: 2000 Grand ( 2000 Grand Blvd, Kansas City, MO 64108 ) ; Food and drink on second floor, dancing and entertainment on third floor.
Entertainment: The famed DJ David Guetta will be in the house!
*Open bar, so come thirsty, plenty of food so come hungry, bring your dancing shoes, and if you wear white be prepared to “glow!”
“Rules” for a Fire & Ice Glow Party:
1) Don’t lick the ice sculptures. If you need to ask why... reference “A Christmas Story.” I REPEAT DO NOT. LICK. THE ICE. SCULPTURES! (People WILL laugh at you.)
2) Don’t try to touch, lick, put out, further ignite, or otherwise play with the fire. Yes, it is real. Yes, it is hot. Yes, it will burn you. (And if you break any version of this rule, yet again, people WILL laugh at you.)
3) Have fun. (But please, I know it looks cool with all the liquid nitrogen fog and all but don’t ruin the chocolate fountain for the rest of us or John’s date WILL murder you.)
3.5) Don’t touch the liquid nitrogen either.
4) Go hard or go home. (Because by the end of the night you and your date are either on FIRE, or someone’s gettin’ the COLD shoulder...)
5) Drink everything. (Seriously. I mean, it’s open bar so why the hell not?!)
6) No drinking and driving. (Elite Taxi Shuttle will be providing alternative transportation as needed and several cabs have been reserved just for this purpose for the entire evening.)
7) Be nice to the birthday girl or else you WILL get tazed, pepper sprayed, or embarrassed without mercy.
8) Those who can do the Truffle Shuffle are required to demonstrate said talent. (You know who you are.)
9) If John or Mike climb on a bar, chair, table, or other object with a flat surface please throw something at their heads. (Unless you just WANT to be treated to an impromptu, drunken version of either 80’s or 90’s rock or rap...one WILL encourage the other. Consider yourself warned.)
10) If cops arrive I do not know any of the Kansas City PD and no, I did not hire strippers so it’s every man and woman for themselves.
Dan Cena
EBWF Head of Security
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