(If you'd like to see the roleplay on my page I made, go here.. http://xavierwoods.co.nf/roleplays/rp1.html)
The R-word
• Recorded by Xavier Woods on July 20th, 2013 •
Early Saturday, July 20th in Chicago, IL at a museum called The Field Museum, which has the worlds largest, most complete, and the best-preserved Tyrannosaurus rex, which holds four billion years of life on Earth in a remarkable Evolving Planet exhibit. As it seems Xavier Woods is carrying around a camcorder while him, his best friend and former trainer Rob Adonis, and a few independent wrestlers whom are close friends with Xavier. Xavier's friends and him get out of the midnight black SUV. Xavier turns the camera to himself as he begins to speak "This is episode one of Xavier Woods new web series the r-word, where we explore and look for where these mysterious creatures and beings come from in the Nickelodeon world. Today we are on the look out for a specific gigantic green Tyrannosaurus Rex, which as you all would know, is known as whom?" Xavier turns the camera to his buddy Rob, as he laughs and begins to speak to Xavier, "Dude, we're on the adventure to find Reptar bro! We will discover that he wasn't just a merchandise, he was real!"
You can hear a little chuckle of Xavier's before he responds to Rob. "Shhhhhh! He might hear you! Don't wake the beast for he has fiery breath!" Rob gives Xavier a ridiculous look.. "I swear we're going to get ourselves into some trouble actin like this." Xavier and his friends approach the entrance to the building of The Field Museum. As they approach the door, Xavier takes notice of a large skeleton of a dinosaur, he zooms the camcorder close to the dinosaur and begins to talk. "You know, this is so beautiful, SUE, as I looked in the tour guide, is the most complete T. rex in the world, and it's RIGHT here! In Chicago, IL! Home of the Chicago Cubs, who haven't won a World Series in a long long time… Probably since the dinosaurs once roamed the planet." You can Rob speaking, as Xavier turns the camera to Rob while he's talking. "You know that's one good way to piss of a guy like CM Punk, you know he loves his Cubs.." you can hear Xavier sarcastically laugh a little. "Yeah I'm not trying to tick off that guy, CM Punk, he's a great talented athlete, one I respect a lot. Plus why would I want to speak about him, when I'm competing against Dolph Ziggler Monday. Which I was hoping we'd find Reptar by now! We got pretty close when we found the largest T rex in the world… But unfortunately not Reptar. Let's continue to check out these amazing findings in this amazing kick butt museum."
Xavier continues to walk around the museum moving the camera around, finding some pretty interesting artifacts, fossils, and so on. Xavier walks up to a wall with a mammal that looks a lot like a monkey, Xavier begins to speak as he focus's in on the face of the mammal. "You know Rob, this looks a lot like me, doesn't it?" Xavier laughs with Rob, and his other friends.. "Okay he doesn't look like me, but can you believe we belong to this group of animals? Hominids.. Lets read what this says." Xavier pauses as he changes his tone of voice to a deep voice. "The human story begins! Muwahahahaha!" he changes to his normal tone. "You belong to the animal group called hominids. This group includes not only modern humans, but also many other hominid species that once lived on Earth. They first appeared some eight millions years ago." Rob begins to speak. "To think we came from that thing." Xavier turns the camera to himself and speaks again. "Alright, time to talk about my opponent coming up this week while my hominids homies and I walk around the Field Museum." Xavier and his friends begin to walk into a room with old gems from around the world, which you can hear chatter from the museum, and you can hear his friends in the background joking around, having a great time. This is when Xavier continues to speak about his upcoming match.
"As you all know, my opponent Dolph Ziggler, is probably not sure what to expect with coming up against a newcomer to EBWF such as myself. I've been wrestling for awhile, my buddy here Rob." turns the camera to Rob to show everyone him, Rob waves at the camera. Xavier turns the camera back to himself. "But here I am, for the first time ever, for the EBWF fans to see what we're in for. Which is a lot of morphing times! With that said, when you ever watched an episode of Power Rangers, you noticed that they always won, and the black ranger kicked a lot of ass! Of course did you know the black ranger isn't even black now? Well maybe they need to hire me to be the next Power Ranger!" Xavier turns the camera back to Rob as he speaks. "You know, that'd be ridiculous if you actually went out to that ring with a Power Ranger suit on! I dare ya man!" Xavier responds while the camera is still on Rob. "Hey man, don't test me! You know I'd do it! Well of course with the Power Rangers permission! I wouldn't want to anger anyone.. Although I'm sure Walter Jones wouldn't mind me doing that, he got a kick out of me saying it's morphing time a few times in the independent leagues. Him and Jason were actually at a recent show I was at before I signed with EBWF." Xavier turns the camera to where they're walking, they've left the gem area, and have headed into an area called The Pawnee Earth Lodge, to see a very famous Lodge that the Native Americans built, which they were able to walk around in it.
Xaviers friends are chattering in the area about it while he's speaking to the camera. He turns the camera back to himself and speaks. "So Dolph Ziggler, do you remember when you played a cheer leader a long time ago? I swear, I have to give you mad props for that! You've always been entertaining to watch, so I respect you as much as I do CM Punk, and I hope to God that you bring your all, because wouldn't it be great for my first match to of beaten you?! I mean The Show Off Dolph Ziggler! Getting pinned by Xavier Woods! That just sounds as great as a walk on the beach.. Dolph, I'd hate to anger you for saying that, because angering people is not what I'm about, I mean I graduated from Furman University with two Bachelor degrees in psychology and philosophy so if anything, I'd love to have a grown well educated conversation about Power Rangers or even about how beautiful Tapanga is. Did you know Boy Meets World is coming back as Girl Meets World? I can't wait until that starts! You know I'll be watching that! But any who Dolph, I hope you're ready for a good match, if you have to, go watch some film of me in my old days, although I can't say that'd help considering I'll be a little different this year. Back to Reptar, we still haven't found him yet in this museum, he's got to be somewhere in this building. Although when I saw last weeks Warfare I couldn't say the highlight was about Dolph Ziggler, I'd be lying if I'd say that."
Xavier and his friends have made it out of the Lodge and they seem as they're ready to leave the museum, they leave the Lodge area, pass the gems, they head towards the exit of the museum. They pass an area with more fossils of dinosaurs. As Xavier's walking, he's recording his friends walking down the hallway, being typical grown men acting like children in public, usually that's what happens with the absence of a woman. But as they walk, Xavier has his camera on his friends who are up ahead of him and his best friend and trainer Rob walking next to him. As you notice there's a little green figure up ahead and Xavier's friends have disappeared as it's just Rob and Xavier now. Xavier didn't notice the little green figure up ahead, but you see the camera begins to zoom in as Xavier's speaking. "Nu uh! Are you serious Rob!?" Rob looks over at Xavier as Xavier turns the camera to Rob real quick. "You'd think it'd be a lot bigger!" he chuckles.. Since they were talking for a little bit, obviously they've approached the little green figure that they once saw up ahead. Xavier zooms in the cam corder to the figure.. "You know, I'd hate to say this because as I said before I'd hate to anger Dolph, but I guess you could compare him to this little Reptar figure, which I won't lie, when I think of Reptar in the Rugrats, I think of a this huge fire breathing monster, but as you think about it, you realize it's just a small little object that we call merchandise. Which I guess you could compare him to Dolph Ziggler so far in EBWF, from what I've seen. You expect this HUGE star, and you come to EBWF, and you realized Dolph Ziggler is just this little small Reptar that you barely come across. You find it, you're not impressed, and you just laugh and move on."
Xavier turns the camera to Rob, because Rob responds to what Xavier said. "Dude, that was pretty deep, I'd say you may have to watch out for Dolph, he's talented man." Xavier responds to Rob, which the camera is back on himself now "Yeah, I know, but he's also talented at taking a hit, so I'm sure he can afford to lose here and there. Now me, I can't afford to lose my very first match in EBWF, because I'm here to make an impression, I won't play around, so afterwards I have a reason to party and dance! Get Dolphy, get funky, have a good hip time because I was victorious." They get out of the museum, as a few fans recognized Xavier. They approach Xavier, as you hear them say "Is that Consequences Creed!?" Xavier hands the cam corder over to Rob as Rob records Xavier, as the Xavier Woods takes the time to talk to the fans. "You guys remember those times?" the fan responds. "Yeah man! Can we get a picture of you putting up the fists like you used to?" Xavier laughs, "yeah I can do that, although that's a long time ago! Maybe it's time to get you guys hyped about what I'm doing now days. Check your local listings for EBWF, that's where I'm signed now." the fans take a lot of interest in what he had to say, as they all get ready for a picture, the fan responds "We'll definitely check out what you're doing now! We saw on a wrestling news site that you signed a contract with EBWF, we hope you do good! You're very talented! Jay Lethal and you were an awesome duo too, do you still talk to him?" Xavier laughs again.. "Yeah I'm definitely still in touch with him, we had some good times back in TNA. But anyways, we have to get going guys! It was great chatting, and you guys have to get your picture still!" Xavier and the two fans continue to pose, as one of Xaviers friends takes the fans iPhone 5 to take a photograph, they hand the fans the phone back, as they both head there separate ways. Xavier and his friends make it to the SUV, as Xavier takes his camcorder back from Rob. "This is Xavier Woods, July 19th, 2013, Episode One, representing EBWF! Good luck Dolph, see you at Warfare!"