The Violation of Sanitation
Tuesday July 30, 2013
Cell 22A (Potosi Correctional Facility)

| The camera turned on and was placed on a flat surface. The person who put the camera down walked away from the camera and sat down on a bunk, revealing himself to be Drew McIntyre. McIntyre was wearing his prison state grays, had his hair in a long ponytail, and was sporting a medium length beard. In his right hand he carried what appeared to be a letter written on yellow paper. McIntyre sat straight up and looked at the camera with a smile on his face. He waited a couple of moments and then began to speak while holding up the yellow paper. |

Drew McIntyre – Look what I got in the mail today! She wrote me back. Hard to believe someone so beautiful and charming would take time out of her day to write me. It really gives me a different outlook on what I am doing here and how I am living my life. Before she came in to my life I was completely contempt with doing the wrestling thing and spending the rest of my time in here. But man, since she came along, I want to better myself. Not for any of you in the EBWF Universe. I couldn't care less about any of you. I want to better myself for me. I want to better myself for her! But I usually don't share my personal life with people I despise. You will find out more about her and me when you need to!

| McIntyre stood up from his bunk and walked out of view of the camera. You heard a locker open up and a couple of second’s later close. He walked back in to the camera close up and picked the camera up. He turned the camera around so you saw the front of his cell. He sat down on his bunk up against the wall and turned the camera around to show himself. |

Drew McIntyre – Now for why I am really taking time out of MY busy day, of nothing, to talk to you worthless scum. Last night I was suppose to make an appearance at Sacrifice. Not only was I supposed to be there but I was supposed to make an impact! Unfortunately I think someone, a dirty EBWF rat, caught word of my plans. Sunday morning an unknown suspect called PCC and said they knew of an attempted escape that was supposed to take place Sunday afternoon. What a coincidence. Sunday afternoon? An attempted escape? They never found out who called in the warning, but I have a feeling I might know who it was. I won't say any names, but he is current Breakout Champion, and a huge coward! | McIntyre stopped for a moment and laughed to himself. | The best part about it? The punk didn't even have the guts to show up to the arena himself. He called to have me locked down so I couldn't show up, but not knowing if that would work for sure or not he decided to just skip the event completely just to be safe. Well I have some good news and some bad news for you, Mr. Champion! The good news? You have nothing to worry about this Monday. I will be there, but I won't be there for you. So you are welcome to show up, if you wish. The bad news? After my victory Monday, you will be in my sights.

| McIntyre stopped and smiled an evil grin at the camera. At that time a loud buzzer was heard. A few seconds later you heard someone yell, “Hey McIntyre, lunch time!” McIntyre put the camera down at the end of the bed and walked out of the camera shot. He returned moments later with a red tray. He sat down on his bunk and lifted the top of the tray up to reveal what he was having for lunch. |

Drew McIntyre – Ah, good old sweet and sour chicken! | McIntyre picked a small chunk of chicken up with his fork. As he did, grease and sauce dripped slowly off the piece of chicken. | As if Chinese food wasn’t fishy enough. Actually we all know Chinese food is made from cat. | McIntyre looked at the camera with a smile on his face and meowed like a cat. | Looks like another night of soups and coffee. | McIntyre leaned over and placed the tray on the ground. | Earlier today I called my beautiful mother to talk to her and see how things were going. You can imagine my surprise when all she wanted to do was play a video for me that was posted on ebwf.net. The second I heard the voice from the video I knew I recognized it. It only took me a couple more seconds to pick up on the self loving and arrogance in his voice. At that moment I knew who I was listening to. Then I became more surprised when I heard that he had been unfortunately put in a match with me this upcoming Monday. Austin Aries. The one guy who loves himself more than John Cena loves himself. Aries, I can tell from what you said about me that you have no idea where I have been the past couple of years! I am not the same guy you used to watch back in my WWE days. I am no longer the chosen one. You are now looking at the uncommon criminal! Aries I have no idea what you are doing here in EBWF. I have no idea what your motives are. But just some quick advice, if you don’t want any problems with me, it would be best to stay off my yard!

| McIntyre suddenly looked like he remembered something he was going to do. He quickly got up from his bunk and opened his locker. He grabbed a little green book from his locker. He then returned to where he had been sitting on his bunk. |

Drew McIntyre – Austin Aries, this book here | McIntyre held up the small green book. | is the Missouri Department of Corrections Offender Rulebook! This bad boy has conduct rules in which are essential to keep the safety and security of the institution. Rule violations that range from murder, all the way down to horseplay. It’s too bad Mr. Ikeda has not implemented a handbook like this. Aries I would first like to say that you, right now, are in violation of so many of these rules. Just thinking about the rules I can put you in violation of at least 5. However, the rule I would like to point out to you, to try to help better yourself, is on page 25. Rule 32.2, Sanitary Violation: Failing to bathe or shower regularly. Just by looking at you Aries I can tell you have not cleaned yourself in a while. And please, don’t get me started on your facial hair! Bottom line is, I am an inmate who gets 4 showers a week, and I am cleaner than you are Aries. Unfortunately Monday night will not be a battle of sanitation. But could you imagine if it was? Loser has to take a shower! | McIntyre laughed like a maniac for a couple of moments. | But be careful Aries; don’t make the mistake of dropping the soap! | McIntyre laughs and paused for a moment. | But in all seriousness Aries; you have done nothing here in the EBWF. I don’t care what you have done in the past. I care about what you do HERE! On Monday night, Aries, you will become one thing and one thing only. You will become the next victim of The Uncommon Criminal!

| McIntyre threw the rulebook across the room and grabbed the camera off the bed. He walked over to his desk where he sat the camera next to where he was writing. He was writing a letter on yellow paper, in black ink. You could not read the whole letter but you could see the greeting and the first sentence. |

“Dear My Little Birdy,
I can’t wait to see you Monday and show the World my new…”

| McIntyre continued writing for a little longer until he realized he forgot to turn the camera off. He looked over at the camera and reached behind it and the scene cuts to black. |

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