Kevin Nash note
By Ryan Clark on Sun, May 6th, 2012

According to several sources that I pretend I have in EBWF, Kevin Nash has been in highly secretive talks with EBWF about possibly returning to work a very limited schedule. Of course I have absolutely no proof of this, but since I'm a big dumb douche who more or less sits around and writes rumors that I make up as fact, I'm going to say that word is a deal has almost been finalized.

If by some weird freak chance Kevin Nash shows up on EBWF television anytime in the next couple of months, I am going to be really fucking annoying and say that I was the first the break the story. If however nothing ever happens, I'm going to pretend like I never said a thing about it or if I'm called out on it, I'll just point out that this was a rumor.

Basically, at some point, Kevin Nash may or may not be back at EBWF, and if he does or doesn't come back, you heard it here first! I'm Ryan Clark, and this has been another pointless lie that I put out there cause I have nothing better to do with my life.

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Kevin Nash set to RETURN?
By Ryan Clark on Sun, June 3rd, 2012

ZOMG! So like, remember last month when I said Kevin Nash was in talks to return??? Well now he's on Twitter, and messing with AJ Styles, Wes and even taking a shot at Miz. I can't believe it, but total bullshit lies - eerrrrrrrr - I mean "insider sources" were correct.

I would like to point out, that I was the first to break the Kevin Nash coming back story. Like seriously, it was all me. And if he shows up on Warfare, then every single horseshit "rumor" I ever wrote will then be totally validated.

Since I'm such a hot streak, there is also a rumor that EBWF is in talks with the original Mr. Wizard to be an on air personality. Why? I don't know, cause I said so I guess, or whatever, fuck you. I was righttttttttt!

(NOTE: If Nash doesn't show up tomorrow, than, um, negotiations broke down or something, or he missed his flight, or whatever, fuck you.)

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Nash shoots!
By Ryan Clark on Mon, June 18th, 2012

I heard through the grape vine, I mean my sources, or whatever, that Kevin Nash did a shoot interview with RF Videos. Apparently it's really effin' good. Like he shoots on a bunch of stuff - I can exclusively report that he talks about Aliens and which color is his favorite. Of course this is just a rumor so if that turns out to be bullshit, whatever fuck you.

I cry myself to sleep at night, and still wet the bed. Also, the video will be released via RFvideo's VOD website. Should be up in a week, I can exclusively report this, exclusively, because I excluively read it on their website. I'm exclusive with my left hand...

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