Play it Again
Posted: Sun Aug 11, 2013 10:42 pm
Kelly Kelly hasn't been seen in the inner circles of the EBWF since she turned on her former friend Brooke Tessmacher and revealed she was dating her drug-addict brother as a mean to play mind games with her. But for Kelly that all changes on Warfare when she makes her return to the ring facing that stupid bitch Velvet Sky at least that's how Kelly views Velvet.
Kelly Kelly: Ryan, so should we tell them a little story?
Ryan Adams: The story of how a beautiful blonde bombshell is going to make her grand return to the ring tonight against someone who wishes she was half as great as you and how you're going to kick her ass like it's never been kicked before?
Kelly Kelly: I do like that story and after Warfare which is trending worldwide since the only and only Kelly Kelly is returning which is also trending but that's not the story. The story I'm talking about is just as grand as my in ring return but it's one that's even more elaborate than that. It's the one where I pulled the wool over Brooke's eyes and made her think we're friends and than me and you pulled the ultimate act of betrayal on her and now we watch her career go down the crapper where it belongs, but it gets even better her contract is almost up and sure as horrible as she has been doing EBWF won't even want to resign her consider how much we destroyed her emotionally.
Ryan Adams: I wish we could play that moment over again. It was awesome watching my sister fall into despair and the tears she shed when we betrayed her was awesome and glad my dad set up the moment when he came to see her which lead to her not winning the title. She tries to keep it secret about how we're her kryptonite by never talking about us or playing our lifestyles have no affect on her but cannot deny we have utterly destroyed her and on Warfare you take the first step into rekindling the Kelly Kelly dynasty.
Kelly Kelly: The Kelly Kelly dynasty I like that. I have that Vegas Red Light District Reject doesn't think she is going to defeat me in my domain. EBWF is my realm despite what many naysayer will probably say but I Kelly Kelly am the best woman's wrestler this company has ever seen and will ever see. You can ask anyone and they will tell you Kelly F'N Kelly is the Elite. I mean it's no secret that little girls aspire to be me and men aspire to be with me because well I'm that damn awesome unlike Porn Star Barbie and her silicone valley.
Ryan Adams: Ouch, those are some harsh burns right there.
Kelly Kelly: Probably but I got a lot of pent up hostility and think since it's official that we're dating we stick finish off Brooke at Warfare by dropping a bombshell she isn't going to know what to do about.
Ryan Adams: It's so twisted but so awesome. I love our evil little scheme of being the downfall of my sister. It was bad enough Mom toke her and the girls to leave me and dad to deal with our demons but then sister made it big and acted like she was too good to even acknowledge our existence will Monday that rejection becomes the first step to her down fall.
Kelly gives and evil laugh as she starts to twist her long golden locks of her around her finger. While Ryan moves up beside Kelly and they both give a sick laugh before turning to each other and making out.
Kelly Kelly: Ryan, so should we tell them a little story?
Ryan Adams: The story of how a beautiful blonde bombshell is going to make her grand return to the ring tonight against someone who wishes she was half as great as you and how you're going to kick her ass like it's never been kicked before?
Kelly Kelly: I do like that story and after Warfare which is trending worldwide since the only and only Kelly Kelly is returning which is also trending but that's not the story. The story I'm talking about is just as grand as my in ring return but it's one that's even more elaborate than that. It's the one where I pulled the wool over Brooke's eyes and made her think we're friends and than me and you pulled the ultimate act of betrayal on her and now we watch her career go down the crapper where it belongs, but it gets even better her contract is almost up and sure as horrible as she has been doing EBWF won't even want to resign her consider how much we destroyed her emotionally.
Ryan Adams: I wish we could play that moment over again. It was awesome watching my sister fall into despair and the tears she shed when we betrayed her was awesome and glad my dad set up the moment when he came to see her which lead to her not winning the title. She tries to keep it secret about how we're her kryptonite by never talking about us or playing our lifestyles have no affect on her but cannot deny we have utterly destroyed her and on Warfare you take the first step into rekindling the Kelly Kelly dynasty.
Kelly Kelly: The Kelly Kelly dynasty I like that. I have that Vegas Red Light District Reject doesn't think she is going to defeat me in my domain. EBWF is my realm despite what many naysayer will probably say but I Kelly Kelly am the best woman's wrestler this company has ever seen and will ever see. You can ask anyone and they will tell you Kelly F'N Kelly is the Elite. I mean it's no secret that little girls aspire to be me and men aspire to be with me because well I'm that damn awesome unlike Porn Star Barbie and her silicone valley.
Ryan Adams: Ouch, those are some harsh burns right there.
Kelly Kelly: Probably but I got a lot of pent up hostility and think since it's official that we're dating we stick finish off Brooke at Warfare by dropping a bombshell she isn't going to know what to do about.
Ryan Adams: It's so twisted but so awesome. I love our evil little scheme of being the downfall of my sister. It was bad enough Mom toke her and the girls to leave me and dad to deal with our demons but then sister made it big and acted like she was too good to even acknowledge our existence will Monday that rejection becomes the first step to her down fall.
Kelly gives and evil laugh as she starts to twist her long golden locks of her around her finger. While Ryan moves up beside Kelly and they both give a sick laugh before turning to each other and making out.