Weekly Ryan Clark Notes
Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 11:00 am
Weekly Ryan Clark Notes
By Ryan Clark on Fri, September 20th, 2013
So I drank some absinthe had passed out after trying to have sex with my goldfish, but in a dream I thought I saw John Cena doing a gimmick where he's incontinent. Then I talked to my imaginary friend who's my pretend insider source...I mean...um...totally legitimate insider source and apparently I was right. Goldfish do make good lovers - AND - look for John Cena to start a pooping his pants gimmick.
There is also a rumor going around that for the 500th Episode of Warfare they are going to have AJ Styles battle against Syxx in a Quintuple Cage Match. It's like that really awesome triple cage from the movie Ready to Rumble, except this one is five cages high, so it's like 1.6 times more bad ass. YEAH!
Um, what else can I make up for this week? Oh yeah, Linda Hogan and Dixie Carter are in negotiations to release a lesbian sex tape...or...I don't know...whatever.
OMG! AND I can EXCLUSIVELY report that Braden Walker is starting his own promotion called BBW, Brain Bashing Wrestling. The first show "Hands on Hips" will be an iPPV event.
And remember, if this stuff is true, I totally and legitimately had insider sources tell me about it because I'm like super in with all the top people - and if it turns out to be utter horse shit, than it was a rumor, or plans changed, or whatever, fuck you.
Chavo Sr to win World Title! Plus WENDI RICHTER had NIP SLIP! We have all the PICS!!! CLICK HERE!!!!
By Ryan Clark on Fri, September 20th, 2013
So I drank some absinthe had passed out after trying to have sex with my goldfish, but in a dream I thought I saw John Cena doing a gimmick where he's incontinent. Then I talked to my imaginary friend who's my pretend insider source...I mean...um...totally legitimate insider source and apparently I was right. Goldfish do make good lovers - AND - look for John Cena to start a pooping his pants gimmick.
There is also a rumor going around that for the 500th Episode of Warfare they are going to have AJ Styles battle against Syxx in a Quintuple Cage Match. It's like that really awesome triple cage from the movie Ready to Rumble, except this one is five cages high, so it's like 1.6 times more bad ass. YEAH!
Um, what else can I make up for this week? Oh yeah, Linda Hogan and Dixie Carter are in negotiations to release a lesbian sex tape...or...I don't know...whatever.
OMG! AND I can EXCLUSIVELY report that Braden Walker is starting his own promotion called BBW, Brain Bashing Wrestling. The first show "Hands on Hips" will be an iPPV event.
And remember, if this stuff is true, I totally and legitimately had insider sources tell me about it because I'm like super in with all the top people - and if it turns out to be utter horse shit, than it was a rumor, or plans changed, or whatever, fuck you.
Chavo Sr to win World Title! Plus WENDI RICHTER had NIP SLIP! We have all the PICS!!! CLICK HERE!!!!