Ryback was preparing another feast after his dominating debut victory over Antonio Cesaro. His wrestling boots were propped up on the catering table and he chomped down on an enormous turkey leg in one hand and while watching a movie on his phone with the other. He occasionally gave a low chuckle and shook his head at whatever it was he was watching. Ryback's entertainment and meal were interrupted as one of the stage hands accidentally backed into him. Ryback dropped his turkey leg, now he meant business and towered over the dweeby excuse for a human being.
Stage Hand: I-I-I'm sorry Mr.Ryback.
Ryback: Let me explain something to you. Do you know what movie I'm watching? JACK AND JILL. Adam Sandler's masterpiece.
Stage Hand: I-I'm really sorry but I was just bringing in more food for you.
Ryback laughed to himself before shoving the guy off camera and probably into the next time zone.
Ryback: WHATEVER NERD.
To push this further Ryback even made a "W" sign with both hands. He took his seat and resumed his consuming. The sharp, Yakuza dressed Tensai approached the table and stood beside Ryback with his arms folded over his chest.
Ryback: Hey. Sweet T. What's up?
Tensai: Don't call me that.
Ryback: I've heard Paige call you that.
Tensai: Can you see why it might be different coming from her instead of you?
Ryback: Ah. Yeah. Gotcha man.
Tensai: I'm here to tell you that Paige was very pleased with your performance. You beat Antonio Cesaro so badly that he isn't even a part of the company any more.
Ryback: Ha.
Ryback gave a satisfied grin.
Ryback: Told everyone he was a loser. Not my fault he couldn't hang with The Big Guy.
Tensai: This week you have a match with Cody Rhodes. A former World Champion. Paige would like to see you repeat that performance against him.
Ryback: What? Cody Rhodes is a former World Champion?! He's not even a big guy! Isn't there a weigh limit around here?!
Ryback's mind was blown.
Ryback: Crazy.
Tensai: Be that as it may. Do not take this situation lightly. Tread carefully. Tear Cody Rhodes limb from limb.
Ryback: Hell yeah, man. I got this. No scrawny string bean is gonna be able to keep The Big Guy down. Does he even lift? This won't be any trouble. By the way..
Ryback held up his phone.
Ryback: Up next? Love Guru starring Mike Myers. I'm a movie connoisseur. Join me.
Tensai: ...
Tensai simply shook his head and walked off. His message had been delivered. Tensai shrugged his shoulders and inhaled an entire sandwich without chewing.
Ryback: Your loss, bro.
THE BIG GUY IS STILL HERE
Re: THE BIG GUY IS STILL HERE
I was excited when I saw your app for Ryback.
This... this is precisely why. I followed along with Ryback's voice and it was great.
This... this is precisely why. I followed along with Ryback's voice and it was great.
