Ryback was currently engaged in activity that he was very proficient at: lifting big heavy things. In his locker room he was benching a ridiculously massive amount of weights while not making so much as a grunt. Renee Young stood by and waited for the mountain of muscle to finish. When he had completed his large amount of reps he thrust the weights back into their proper place and sprung to his feet like a super ripped jungle cat. He dusted his hands off and smirked.
Ryback: What do you want you DORK?
Ryback paused and looked Renee over.
Ryback: DORKETTE. Heh heh heh.
Renee Young: Ah, well, I just wanted to hear your thoughts about your upcoming match with Chris Sabin?
Ryback: Chris Sabin? Does he even lift? YEAH RIGHT. Doubt it. The only thing he lifts is video game controllers. I mean, look at this last name. I don't know anything about video games. I'm not a NEERRRRRDDD. But I overheard some fricken' NEEEERDDDSSSS talking about something called Final Fantasy and they said something about a character named Sabin. So that means that Chris Sabin's parents were some big, monster, GEEKS who named their kids after a video game.
Renee Young: I don't believe Chris Sabin's parents would have any control over their last name.
Ryback: Hey you little DWEEB CHICK. Do you think I won't steal lunch money from a girl? BECAUSE I WILL. Don't talk to me about how last names work.
One of Ryback's eyes began to twitch.
Renee Young: Noted. Chris Sabin's offense is quite different than your own. Will your power be enough to ground him?
Ryback: LIKE I EVEN CARE. Last time I was in the ring it was against The Big Show. Someone who THOUGHT he was a big guy. I tossed him around the ring like he was nothing. Chris Sabin is a little guy. Is he even six foot tall? Because I don't feel as though I should have to wrestle anyone who can't make eye contact with me without standing on their tipy toes. And what about Chris Sabin's offense? What kind of offense does he have? THE KIND THAT SUCKS. HAH.
Renee Young: Chris Sabin is a former title holder. Don't you think you're taking him a little too lightly?
Ryback held his hands in the shape of a "W" in front of his chest with a look of pure intensity on his face. That was his answer to Renee's question. A great, big, "WHATEVER" in the face of any opposition.
Renee Young: All I'm saying is that he could surprise you.
The "W" was brought closer to Renee's face while Ryback kept that determined, soul crushing expression.
Ryback: Do you know what this means?
Renee Young: ..Whatever?
Ryback: WHATEVEEERRRRRRR. Chris Sabin will surprise me if he ends up lasting five minutes with THE BIG GUY. Now get..away..from me. Your weak, nerd, girl stench is going to get all over me. I'm gonna pound some more metal before I pound Chris Sabin with my FISTS. HEH HEH HEH.
Ryback snorted and brushed Renee away and proceeded to pump some more iron while growling like a caged animal.
Chris Sabin doesn't even lift
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