Lose Yourself to Dance

[Jack]

An up close of the back of a neon colored vest with the name "Fandango" stylized on it. The camera panned backwards to show the man wearing it who had his back turned to the camera and his arms stretched outwards. The fleeted footed dancer turned wrestler stood backstage with Summer Rae by his side who was dressed in a similar colored, fluorescent colored dress. Beside them was the seemingly omnipresent Renee Young to conduct the interview.

Renee Young: Joining me at this time is a man who will face off against Daniel Bryan on this week's edition of Warfare..Fand--

Fandango: Shh, shh, shh..

Without warning, Fandango spun around and wrapped his arms around Renee's waist. He dipped her towards the floor and stared deeply into her eyes.

Fandango: There will be no match tonight. I have to conserve all of my..energy.

Renee was afraid to ask her next question as her eyes beaded about.

Renee Young: Energy..for..what?

Fandango: Our night of intense, sweltering, hot, spicy..DANCE. You will join Summer and myself. You will love it. Your body in ways that it has never moved before. You will bend in positions that you never thought possible. Are you prepared? Can you possibly ever be prepared for this level of pleasure?

Renee's eyes were the size of saucers.

Renee Young: No. No, no, no, no, no.

The blonde interviewer managed to squirm away and shot off like a rocket. Fandango turned to Summer who only offered a shrug.

Fandango: Ah. I see. That's cool. Don't come crawling back once you realize how empty your life is without the art of DANCE.

Fandango turned his full attention to the camera while Summer leaned against one of his shoulders. Fandango opened his vest slightly to show off his toned and very oily body before casting a finger in the direction of the audience.

Fandango: Daniel Bryan. What do you know of dance? Nothing. When I step into the ring, and the rhythm takes me over, and the entire audience begins to sing to my music..you are in for a very long night. NOTHING is forbidden once these begin to move. You will be in agony and I will be victorious just as my friend and confidant Cody Rhodes was last week.

Summer Rae: Te quiero amor mio..

Fandango turned towards his personal dancer, bit lightly on her bottom lip and whipped his head back towards the camera.

Fandango: Break a leg, Daniel. No. Seriously. Break a leg. Or I'll break it for you.

With that, the pair with the swiftest moves in the EBWF walked off arm and arm.

[Holly]

I love your Fandango RPs. One LOL is never enough when I read a Jack-Fandango RP. Thanks for this. I needed a good laugh today!