Behind The Music

[Skyler]

Very British Voice Over: Heath Slater. Drew McIntyre. Jinder Mahal. Collectively they compose the rock super group known as 3MB. Lines of fans are lined up outside of a club in Florida where they will perform their new, unreleased single for the very first time. It is, without hyperbole, the biggest event to ever happen on the face of the Earth. We join these amazing performers backstage as they prepare for this moment of a lifetime.

The disembodied voice sat down with 3MB in their plush rehearsal space. Heath and Jinder were sitting up front but Drew was sprawled out in the background. His leather cowboy hat hung over his head and a cigarette was seen in his mouth.

Very British Voice Over: Where you think rock music would be right now if 3MB had never formed?

Heath Slater: Rock music would not exist.

Jinder Mahal: No. Music itself would not exist.

Heath and Jinder nodded at each other knowingly.

Very British Voice Over: You are the biggest and greatest band in the world. But what about wrestling? What about Monday night? Should you be Tag Team Champions right now?

Heath Slater: Yes. We should. Randy Orton and Edge talk about how they're such a great team but they couldn't even beat us without a distraction from some fat guy with a skullet.

Jinder Mahal: If that's what they consider being champions then that's a sad, sad state of affairs. Everyone knows that we're the true champions and we will always be the Tag Team Champions of rock.

Heath Slater: Well said.

Heath and Jinder touched devil horns together.

Very British Voice Over: What can we expect tonight?

Heath Slater: Have you ever seen a man explode? Then you've never been to a 3MB show.

Jinder Mahal: You can expect magic. Lot's of magic.

Heath Slater: Jinder bought us some smoke machines and a DRAGON. Do you understand that? A dragon. Made out of something really expensive.

Jinder Mahal: It has rubies for eyes.

Very British Voice Over: How is Drew doing?

The camera panned backwards to Drew who was in the same state.

Heath Slater: Drew is creating right now. He's always creating. That's what he does. He creates in his sleep.

Very British Voice Over: You are set to face a man at Survivor Series that you have wrestled in the past. Chris Sabin.

The lead singer took off his sunglasses and was ready for serious business.

Heath Slater: Chris Sabin? He got lucky. That's all. Nobody get's over on 3MB twice. NOBODY. I'm gonna play a solo. All night long. All over his face. With my fists.

Very British Voice Over: 3MB truly is God's greatest creation.

Heath Slater: We know.

Jinder Mahal: Uh. I think Drew swallowed his cigarette.

The bass player from Scotland was minus cigarette and he coughed up a puff of smoke but didn't budge.

Heath Slater: ..Dang flabbit, Drew.

AND THEN IT WAS TIME..

3MB took the stage amongst laser lights, thick smoke effects and, as promised, a giant dragon with ruby eyes. Heath took lead guitar and singing duties. Drew handled the bass. Jinder was on the drum set.

Heath Slater: Are you all ready?

The crowd exploded into cheers. Bass, guitar, and drums all began to churn out a loud chord.

Heath Slater: WE HATE YOU CHRIS SABIN! PLEASE DIIIIIIE!

And like that it was over. The song lasted exactly three seconds. The crowd was silent. No doubt they had just had their minds completely blown. Heath saluted the crowd, Jinder tossed his sticks at them and they departed. They were shown piling into a limo behind the venue and Heath gave a parting thought to the camera.

Heath Slater: Survivor Series. 3MB is coming to ROCK. YOUR. FACE.

Very British Voice Over: And thus, the most amazing performance by human eyes had concluded.