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LAST TIME I WAS MOVED TO TEARS
When I went to Michigan to attend a funeral a little more than a year ago.
LAST TIME I CURSED
Well sh*t, I don’t know. Wait... does that count? If not, I think it was probably two days ago when I accidentally had a bout of minor electrocution trying to fix the fan in our hotel room. Dani told me to leave it alone, just call the concierge, but I didn't listen. I should have listened. I'll listen next time.
LAST HOME PROJECT
There’s a step in our house that creaks so loudly you can hear it throughout the entire place. I finally got around to fixing it last week. Now it creaks no more but I’m starting to miss it. Because there was no way in hell you could sneak up those stairs unless you stepped over that one step and only Dani and I knew which one it was. It normally wouldn't be a problem but we have a very Italian-American household so basically that means family and friends have a year-round, 24 hour open door policy. Which could potentially make for an awkward moment or two without said creaky step. So maybe I'll go home and... unfix it.
LAST "ON THE JOB" INJURY
Easy. Christmas Eve of Destruction. Had some cracked ribs and a dislocated shoulder among some other cuts and bruises but none of that compared to the bruised kidney I also got that night. All healed up everywhere else but that one’s still hurting a little. Good thing I’ve got two!
LAST REALITY TV I WATCHED
The other day I sat my friend Nicole down and forced her to watch an episode of “Extreme Cheapskates.” She looked genuinely scared when we watched a woman cook a lasagna in her dishwasher. The look on her face was priceless.