"I DON'T WANNA LOSE MY HEAD TODAY"
Eva Marie RP #3
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Hello EBWF Universe, and welcome to the first ever edition of Eva's Exposé!
This week, it's the Royal Rumble edition, because why? Because I'm in the Royal Rumble, bitches! Isn't that just so exciting?! Duh! I mean, this pay per view is so iconic, and I'm so iconic -- it's totes a perfect fit!
I know all these other girls in this bad boy are just so mad, because they know I'll steal the spotlight away from them no matter how hard they try. It doesn't matter how many people anyone eliminates as long as I'm center stage (which will be the entire time by the way -- I'm entering at #2!).
Think about it, my #DEVAS, every woman who's ever won the Rumble has gone down as a legend. Lita, Trish Stratus, Torrie Wilson... And now, me! Loves it. It's so clear that I'm being set up to win this thing anyway, and you'll agree when I break down my competition to you.
Velvet Sky - Mess.
Maria - Bitter, DISGRACEFUL redhead (like hello, get with the real redness!).
Kelly Kelly - Explains itself.
Eve - You don't look good to anyone with that chin, girlfriend.
Nikki Bella - That's my girl and all, but when is she NOT distracted by her chest?!
MsChif - Ew.
Cameron - GIRL BYE!
Summer Rae - Fandango liked me better.
Trish Stratus - It's time to step aside, honey. I'm the next you!
Natalya - Hater!
Naomi - That butt is an illegal weapon.
Brie Bella - Also my girl, but hippies aren't meant to be violent.
Michelle McCool - Crazy.
So it's totes obvious why I've got this, right?! Right.
~ Eva Marie
