(The scene opens and The Rock is standing in front of the camera, he is wearing a very expensive Armani Suit, and Gucci sunglasses. He stares into the camera, smiling, for 15 seconds, he then lowers the sunglasses, and raises his eyebrow....he begins to speak....)
The Rock: FINALLY, THE ROCK HAS....Arrived in the EBWF!!!!
The Rock: And as we speak, The Great One is cooking up something special in his kitchen for Mr. Mike Bennett....Or at least that what The Rock thinks his name is, because if The Rock is gonna be honest with "The People", then The Rock must say, I have no god damn idea who the hell Mike Bennett is, but you can bet your bottom dollar that Mike Bennett knows The Rock!!
The Rock: You know, Mike, it may be hard to believe but, there was a time that "The Rock" was a virtual unknown, there was a time when The Rock was not a household name, but unlike you, The Rock was destined for greatness, The Rock was destined to be a champion, and now The Rock is destined to whip your candy ass in Glasgow, Scotland, in front of The Millions.....and Millions of The Rocks fans.....
The Rock: Don't get it twisted people, The Rock is not one to hold a good man down, The Rock is not one to try and stop the rise of a future star, but in this case, The Rock don't mind, because you are neither, you are nothing more that a Roody-Poo Candy Ass....You cannot hold a candle to The Rock, you couldn't even lace the boots of "The Great One"...but for some reason unknown to us all, the EBWF has decided to put you in a match with "The Most Electrifying Man in Sports Entertainment"....They are putting you in there with "The Peoples Champion"....Speaking of the people...
The Rock: Speaking of the people, The Rock has been hearing what the people have been saying on twitter, and The Rock has been reading what you guys have been writing on the message boards....Not sure if The Rock still has it, not positive that The Rock can still cut the mustard....Let The Rock tell you something....Thats fine, if at one point you have cheered for The Rock, or if at one time you have booed The Rock, its fine either way, because The Rock is going to do what The Rock has always done...He is going to entertain....He is going to electrify...He is going to lay the smackdown on Mike Bennett!!!
The Rock: The Rock is ready to travel that road to the title once again...and sadly for you Mike, you are the first brick on The Rock's yellow brick road.....The Rock wants to make an example out of you...No, No...The Rock needs to make an example out of you....The Rock needs to show all the haters that he is still the best wrestler around...Just because The Rock took some time off, that does not mean that some nobody is going to be able to beat The Rock....You do not have an iota of a chance Mike Bennett....If I was you, The Rock wouldnt even bother showing up...Why travel all the way across the world to Scotland, to find out what you already know...You can't and won't beat The Rock....You are nothing more than a tall, walking, steaming, stinking pile of grade-A monkey crap....nothing more than a Jabroni...just like all of the other Jabronis that The Rock has wiped the mat with over the years....Read my lips Mike....You are a J-A-B-R-O-N-I....thats right, The Rock had to spell it out for you, because The Rock wants to make sure you understand.....let this also be known...come time for our encounter in Glasgow, The Rock Guaran-damn-tees, that he is going to drop you with The Rock Bottom, then execute the most electrifying move in sports entertainment...The Peoples Elbow...then pin you for the easy, and I do mean easy...1.....2....3....
The Rock: Until The Rock gets on a plane the day before the match, and flies The Peoples Ass to Scotland...The Rock is going to be chilling in Miami, down on South Beach...so Mike Bennett, if you have a problem with anything that The Rock has just said, why dont you take a little trip down to Florida, and come pay The Rock a visit? Because The Rock does not need to wait for the match, The Rock can and will kick your ass for free, anytime, any damn place....But at the same time, The Rock understands why you want to go one on one with The Great One, oh, believe me, The Rock understands.....Win or lose, Mike Bennett needs The Rock, Mike Bennett needs to be able to say that he was in the ring with The Rock, because without that, without that little bit of recognition, like I said earlier....Who in the blue hell is Mike Bennett?
The Rock: That is the question people.....Who is Mike Bennett? and the Peoples answer is....that guy that got his ass kicked by The Rock in Glasgow in 2014, and was never heard from again.....its gonna sad story if you really think about it....but The Rock does not feel bad...because The Rock knows exactly how this is gonna go down....Mike Bennett is gonna come out and tell everyone that The Rock shouldnt have talked about him....He is gonna tell everyone that now, its personal between him and The Rock...and since its personal between us, The Rock would like you to do something personal for him...The Rock would like you to bring your big goofy ass down to Miami, The Rock would like you to pucker up your lips real pretty like, and The Rock would like you to kiss The Peoples ass!!!
The Rock: Before The Rock leaves tonight, The Rock wants Mike Bennett to know, exactly what to expect...When you go against The Rock, it is going to be the most brutal match you have ever been in...When you go against The Rock, it is going to be the most dangerous match you have ever been in, and when you go against The Rock, The Rock is gonna do what The Rock does best.....WIN....Like I said, the Rock wants the EBWF World Title, and while it may take The Rock a while to get there, it all begins with you...And the fact of the matter is this, You have your work cut out for you...The Rock is already the Superstar of all Superstars, so I offer you this piece of advice....Do whatever it is that you have to do to compete with The Rock...hit the gym, fight some kids, or maybe take a couple of viagras, and have a romp with your man friend....whatever it is, make sure you do it, because you Mike Bennett will only get this one chance to be in the ring with greatness, there will be no rematch, there will be no second chance, you should consider yourself lucky that The Rock is actually going to kick your monkey ass to begin with...At least when you are a decrepit old man, you can tell all of your kids and grandkids, that one time, many many years ago...You got your ass handed to you by The greatest wrestler of all time....The Jabroni beating, Pie Eating, walking, talking, zipper bustin, The Peoples Champ, THE ROCK!!!!
(The Rock walks out of frame)
Finally....The Rock has....Arrived
Re: Finally....The Rock has....Arrived
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