Coach - NO WAY, I'm not doing it. Why am I the one being sent out here? Its the middle of the night, the middle of no where, why couldnt someone, anyone else be sent? Is that camera on, turn that dam thing off before I........
The camera blacks out and then flicks back into life. Clearly Coachman has reached his destination. He is stood outside The Undertaker's Chapel of Satan. The film crews lighting shows how run down the graveyard outside is. WIth broken tombstones entwined in over grown thistles and shrubs. Jonathan Coachman, dressed in a long jacket, trying to keep the freezing wind and rain from soaking through to his skin. He is stood outside the giant wooden door. At least 15 feet high, it looks as though it has not been given a moment of care on the decades it has been there.
The director signals to the Coach to begin his report. Although visibly annoyed, he is also clearly terrified.
Coach - I'm stood at the doors of where the Undertaker is claiming as the "Chapel of Satan's" head quarters. I have been granted the pleasure of a few moments with the Deadman himself the ...... OH YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! [Coachman's reporting was cut off by the door apparently opening on its own, letting out a load creak] Goddammit I guess thats our cue to enter. [Muttering under his breathe] I dont get paid enough for this.
Jonathan Coachman cautiously walked through the grand entrance of the church. Slowly heading towards the only light that can be seen. As he moves passed the first set of pews he can see at the altar the Undertaker sitting in a grand throne in his trademark long black coat, hat pulled down so his face can barely be seen. He lifts his hand and gestures for Coachman to approach him. Nervously he he moves closer and begins to talk quickly.
Coach - Well thanks for inviting me here today, I love what you've done with the place. I know you're a busy man now a days so we'll be leaving now so we dont waste any more of your time.
Raising his hand to stop Coachman talking, the Undertaker has a smirk on his face.
Undertaker - Now Jonathan if I didnt know better I would think that you was nervous being here in my Chapel? Please take a seat, make yourself feel at home.
Coach - Thats fine I'm happy standing here thank you. Now I've been sent down here on behalf of the EBWF to find out whats going on at the moment. We havent seen you for ages and suddenly come back talking about Satan, whats going on?
Undertaker - Talking about Satan? You make the work I'm doing sound so trivial. Believe me Jonathan if you understood enormity of the Chapel you would be choosing your words with more care. The Chapel of Satan is further reaching than your comprehension.
Coach - Ok my apologies, but please try and enlighten me and the EBWF audience as to why this is so enormous. Is this just another cult for the strange and deranged?
Undertaker - Once again Jonathan I advise you to choose your words wisely. Those within this Chapel maybe strange and deranged, but they are also pure evil and waiting for a chance to feed their darkest fantasies within them. I'm sure they would be happy to use you should I give the word. The Chapel of Satan is not a cult, we are a place for pure of heart to get together and waiting for our calling in the after life. A waiting room for hell if you will.
Coach - [Looking confused] A waiting room for hell? You mean you are all here waiting and wanting to go to hell?
Undertaker - Is that so hard to believe Jonathan? Some of us crave the chance to move on from this life and embrace an eternity of evil. Jonathan we are not merely planning on passing on to the afterlife and being tortured forever more in hell, we will be the ones doing the torturing. Our destiny is to be the instigators, the leaders We will have the pleasure of feeding our evil within on all of those sinful souls consigned to hell.
Coach - So everyone here thinks when they die, they will go to hell and think they'll be charge of it?
Undertaker - That is correct.
Coach - [Looking totally bemused] So why return to wrestling and not just kill yourself to get to this weird afterlife torturing sooner?
Undertaker - [Smirking again] Patiences is a virtue for all of us. Also we have our work to carry out now. The Chapel's goal is to find those to carry on our work. To find the Chosen One, the one who will go on to be the master of hell.
Coach - How does EBWF fit in with that?
Undertaker - It gives me the chance to personally step in the ring with the EBWF superstars, stare directly into their soul and see if they can become the Chosen One.
Coach - And at Warefare the Rock is the first one you'll be looking at.
Undertaker - [Looking annoyed] Do you think Dwayne was born evil? Don't make me laugh. Dwayne is the epitome of everything the Chapel of Satan hates. He craves fame, fortune and the adulation of the public. He will however serve a purpose. The Rock will be an example of what we the Chapel can do. An example of the type of pure evil and sheer physical beatings the Chapel will be handing out. Our goal is to beat people down to see their broken bodies, hear them beg for mercy and then I look into their soul to see if they are worthy of a place within the Chapel.
Shifting in his seat, the Undertaker leans closer to the camera.
Undertaker - At Warfare Dwayne my destruction of you will be a message to the entire locker room. You can raise your eyebrows and speak about being the peoples champion, but the simple fact is when you step into the ring you will look into my eyes and see an ugly, unpleasant vicious fire burning inside me that you have never seen before. I promise you I will do heinous things to you that you've never before experienced. You will be begging me to stop. The last thing on your mind will be Hollywood films, your millions and millions of fans or EBWF titles. All you will be wishing is the pain ends. You will be pleading that it stops. At that point you will never be the same again. I will leave the ring victorious and will take a small part of you with me Dwayne. You'll never walk to the ring again with the same confidence, you wont raise your eyebrow in the same way, because you will have had a glimpse of the hell that awaits you in the afterlife. The endless misery you will encounter and that will always be in the back of your mind.
Pushing his hat slightly the Undertaker's face can be seen more clearly.
Undertaker - And Dwayne I welcome this opportunity to make an example of you as my quest can begin to find the Chosen One by having some fun tearing you limb from limb. [The Undertaker has a slight smile.] Even the most evil need a chance to unwind and let their evil out to inflict some misery. A bit like my brothers in hell are doing to Bella every single day Wes Ikeda. [Looking directly to camera and very intense.] So Dwayne I look forward to seeing you at Warfare so you can
In
Peace
The Undertaker steps up and walks towards Coachman who is visibly terrified. He knocks the camera over which goes black and all that can be heard is Coach screaming......
