.:: The camera came on and showed a room in a random house. In the room was a kid sitting in a plush La-Z-Boy chair with the leg rest kicked out. In the distance behind this kid you could see outside the window. It was dusk outside, and it was currently snowing. The kid was watching a random television show and the show had just gone to a commercial break. ::.
Woman – Charlie you better get in here now for dinner or you are going to go hungry for the night! We are not waiting for you anymore!
.:: Charlie kicked the leg rest down and was in the process of getting out of his chair when a brand new EBWF commercial came on. The commercial showed EBWF superstars wrestling in the ring and random EBWF action. Halfway through the commercial however a static appeared and a man Charlie had never seen before graced the screen. Charlie knew he should get to the dining room for dinner but felt compelled to watch this random man. The new scene showed a man with spiked up strawberry blonde hair sitting on a tour bus. There were fans outside throwing things at the window as the man looked out said window. Eggs exploded as they hit the window, and curse words were heard being yelled by the angry fans outside. The man put a pair of headphones on and “The Man” by Aloe Blacc started playing. The man got off the tour bus and walked amongst security guards through the crowd of angry fans. The man eventually got to a pair of double doors and walked through them entering an arena. The camera man stayed outside and as the double doors closed the screen went black. Letters then appeared on the screen, “Coming Soon, “The Big Deal” Daniel Rodimer!” ::.
Woman – Charlie, this instant!
.:: Charlie excitedly jumped out of the chair and ran out of the room singing, “I’m the man, I’m the man, I’m the man!”::.
.:: End ::.