Thank you.
Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2014 10:17 pm
The screen was filled with a logo that flashed the letters "R.N.N" followed by "BREAKING NEWS", before fading into a scene with Randy Orton backstage, the EBWF Tag Team Championship over his shoulder.
Randy Orton: I think most people forget that I'm still carrying this. I can't tell you how many house shows I've gone to where I completely forgot to bring it with me. The simple fact is that by merely showing up to a city, Edge and I prove we are the best tag team in the world. We don't need a gold belt to tell us that we're the best. Trust me, we're the best. And speaking of being the best, I wanted to take this opportunity to thank Bray Wyatt.
He gave the camera a not so subtle thumbs-up, adjusting the title belt on his shoulder.
Randy Orton: Bray Wyatt, you're the best. You see Bray, if there's one thing that irritates me more than your pointless rhetoric, it's listening to Kevin Nash come out and "break the fourth wall"...
Randy emphasized the words by doing a sarcastic one-handed air quotation.
Randy Orton: ...like he isn't the 700th guy to come out here and do that. So, thank you. It was extremely therapeutic to watch you beat him within an inch of his life, because seriously. If I had to sit here and listen to him tell us how much he hates Wes Ikeda for one more minute, when the reality is they're both the exact same kind of self-inflated egomaniac, I was going to attempt to drown myself in the punch bowl they have set up at the snack bar. So, once again, thank you. It almost pains me that I'm going to have to give you an RKO, then dash your Path to Glory championship aspirations when I pin you in the middle of the ring.
Randy shrugged.
Randy Orton: But don't let that make you think that I'm not grateful.
He gave a half hearted wave as the camera faded to black.
Randy Orton: I think most people forget that I'm still carrying this. I can't tell you how many house shows I've gone to where I completely forgot to bring it with me. The simple fact is that by merely showing up to a city, Edge and I prove we are the best tag team in the world. We don't need a gold belt to tell us that we're the best. Trust me, we're the best. And speaking of being the best, I wanted to take this opportunity to thank Bray Wyatt.
He gave the camera a not so subtle thumbs-up, adjusting the title belt on his shoulder.
Randy Orton: Bray Wyatt, you're the best. You see Bray, if there's one thing that irritates me more than your pointless rhetoric, it's listening to Kevin Nash come out and "break the fourth wall"...
Randy emphasized the words by doing a sarcastic one-handed air quotation.
Randy Orton: ...like he isn't the 700th guy to come out here and do that. So, thank you. It was extremely therapeutic to watch you beat him within an inch of his life, because seriously. If I had to sit here and listen to him tell us how much he hates Wes Ikeda for one more minute, when the reality is they're both the exact same kind of self-inflated egomaniac, I was going to attempt to drown myself in the punch bowl they have set up at the snack bar. So, once again, thank you. It almost pains me that I'm going to have to give you an RKO, then dash your Path to Glory championship aspirations when I pin you in the middle of the ring.
Randy shrugged.
Randy Orton: But don't let that make you think that I'm not grateful.
He gave a half hearted wave as the camera faded to black.